Neanderthal News Network, Vaucluse, France. Two weeks ago an almost tragic bicycle accident turned into the archeological discovery of the century. Noted Archeologist, and amateur bicyclist, Rene Jordane, 49, of Nice, distracted by his angry wife...
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by...
BRISTOL, U.K. - A new study suggests that self-importance dates back to before the Neanderthals. Archaeologist Zoão Bilhão of the University of Bristols in England said he and his colleagues have discovered 50,000-year-old perforated, painted seas...
The archaeological community was buzzing this morning following the discovery of some lumps of wood here at Langley Hill, just a stone's throw away from the busy M6 motorway. Local Time Team fan, Chester Duggit, 67, a retired panel beater from Cas...
Fayoum Oasis south of Cairo - The extensive dig at Fayoum has rewarded the scientific community with an enormous amount of artifacts and new information about ancient Egypt. The dig site is dated in the 3rd century B.C., during the reign of King Pto...
Johannesburg, April 9 - (thespoof) - Scientists and reporters eagerly gathered around the skeletal remains of a middle aged, ape-like female recently discovered in South Africa. And though now some two million years old, they stated for the record; "...
Archeology in Pompeii never ceases to amaze and delight. The Pompeii dig is huge and vast portions of it have yet to be plotted, dug, and researched. In an untapped area archeologists have now discovered what is likely Italy's first pizza parl...
Titan Times: A fourth Titan space ship has landed on Earth on a small island surrounded by water. Explorers found the strange inscription SuBo scrawled on walls, torn strips of metal and broken concrete structures. Titan astronomers and astrophys...
King Tut is dead! At last the official news we have all been waiting for. Doctors have been working round the sundial to see if they could find any vital signs. Sadly, as we have all suspected, the doctors have now confirmed that he is in fact dead.
Religious historians researching in the Dead Sea Scrolls and other ancient writings have determined that the Bigfoot monster is none other than Cain, the son of Adam who slew his brother Abel. This evidence was found in scrolls discovered in Syria,...
Students of history have long puzzled over the question: 'Who is buried in Grant's tomb?' A partial answer to the question was found in 1902, when Jubal Mullarkey determined that no-one was buried in Grant's tomb. Since the tomb is above ground,...
Scientists from all over the world flocked into Denton, a drab suburb of east Manchester, UK, to witness the unveiling of 'Sandra' - reported to predate recent archeological discoveries, such as Ardi, the hominid discovered and unveiled recently, and...
London UK: Noted Archeologist Indiana Jones has been on a dig in the Furnace Lakes region of West Sussex, where a well preserved Brobdingnagian fossil was found. The uniqueness of this 10,000 years old Brobdingnagian fossil is that preliminary ana...
Archaeologists in the UK announced this morning that an army of terracotta warriors had been unearthed during the execution of an archaeological dig near Dudley in the West Midlands. The finding, reportedly the biggest event in UK archaeological h...
A recently found artifact from the Chilean rain forest has scientist baffled. The object has been carbon dated to be at least 10,000 years old. While inspecting it,it was found to have some cryptic symbols on it which, experts agree, translates as...
Stone Henge, England - Archeologists have just announced the exciting discovery of a new breed of people from the Stone Ages, previously unknown. During a 36 hour excavation, to the core of the earth, diggers uncovered fascinating rock drawings on...
New excavations at Stonehenge appear to point to the great monument having been built with the sole purpose of baffling archaeologists. 'We make a mistake sometimes,' explained Professor Bluestone-Lintel of Leicester University, 'in assuming that...
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