Medical Examiners in Florida revealed today, that the true cause of Anna Nicole Smith's death was due to suffocation by her own enormous breast implants. "This is the first time in history that a woman was killed by her own rack," they...
Bahamas - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): A partially used tampon once worn by former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for over $50,000 on internet auction site eBay.
A deal has been struck among 64 of the men laying claim to having fathered Anna Nichole Smith's baby, Dannielynn. The final figure of 64 was arrived at by some reputable Vegas bookies running the odds and multiplying the number of days Ms. Smith...
February 8th 2007 was indeed a sad day around the world. Former Playboy bunny Anna Nicole Smith was found unconscious at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. CPR was administered and paramedics arrived shortly after. Anna Nicole Smith was pron...
Whew. At last! Something shadowy and questionable that is completely unrelated to the machinations of Dick Cheney or Halliburton. Considering his history of, "Without a doubt" proclamations, that collect traces of rumors and contradictions,...
The mother of the late Anna Nicole Smith announced today she is holding tryouts for any man claiming to be the biological father of baby Dannielynn. Among the contenders is a cryogenically frozen sample of Ms. Smith's late husband Mr. Marshall&...
God today announced that he is in fact the father of the Daughter of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn.
There is a new deepthroat for the twenty-first century. This mysterious source cloaked in shadows to protect her anonymity chose to confide in this Spoof reporter.
Bahamas - (Rotters): A bitter legal fight is looming for custody of all ten frozen embryos that are potential siblings to Anna Nicole Smith's five month old baby daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall following groundbreaking news that the former stri...
Recently deceased model Anna Nicole Smith will be the featured model in Guess Jeans new ad campaign "Smart Corpses Wear Guess Jeans" according to Paul Marciano, Co-Chairman, and Co-General Manager of Guess.
A sensational twist in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity quest has occurred today. The Spoof earlier reported that in excess of 3000 men had registered for the televised DNA test, produced by the 'American Idol' team. Working title "Wh...
London - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): Phoney Pharaoh and owner of Harrabs department store in central London Mohammed Al Fayed has told a press conference today that on the morning of her death former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith phoned him and to...
Just when you thought it couldn't get any stranger they just keep on pulling you in. Looking like something out of a bad Saturday Night Live skit Anna Nicole Smith's sister, Donna Hogan, is coming out with a tell all book appropriately titled...
The paternity lottery surrounding the late Anna Nicole Smiths daughter and heir to her ill gotten fortune was in full swing today.
Monte Carlo - (Rotters): A heartbroken and humiliated Zsa Zsa Gabor was consulting her lawyers today after her husband of 20 years Prince Frederick von Assfelt claimed to have been shagging Anna Nicole Smith since 1990 and had also fathered her baby...
Waco, Texarse - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): A Wacko sperm bank has waded into the controversy surrounding the paternity of deceased former stripper Anna Nicole Smith's daughter by claiming that the baby is the result of posthumous artificial insemina...
An audible sigh of relief could be heard emanating today from NASA headquarters in Washington, D.C. Early poll ratings suggest that U.S. citizens are even more interested in the emerging news of Ms. Smith's death than they were in the Lisa Nowak...
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