An inquiry was launched late last night in an Ipswich pub by three slightly tipsy blokes who just happened to be wondering why it appears to be that most Alien Abduction cases occur in the United States. A number of interesting ideas were put to t...
In a newly released book by Chinese-American Author, Pe Yuan Yu-Smith, titled "You Buy More Yankee, OK?" Americans are finally being made privy to some of the lesser known facts about the tenuous economic relationship between China and the United Sta...
Immediately following Liverpool's 3-0 win over Sunderland yesterday a vociferous group of Kopites staged a flag waving sit down protest against the club's American owners Tom Hicks and George Gillet. The sit-in protest went down a storm with Sky T...
It's a sad, sad day for Americans. Today, 26th February, 2010 the USA ran out of red plastic tablecloths. This date 26th February will be forever recoginized as RED FRIDAY and has been designated an American National Holiday. From this day forward, whenever the 26th February falls on Friday....NO-ONE will be allowed to wear anything red or anything plastic. No-one is allowed to give...
A modest proposal - to not only teach Americans the history of the English language, but to also teach Americans how to spell its words correctly rather than dropping letters out of words to save space, and misspelling words like primary school children do. There is nothing troublesome about users of the English language spelling it correctly, and if American children are taught to misspell the...
For some people, the UK and the USA share a common language, but for other observers there are two distinctly seperate languages - 'English' and 'American English' The rift between the two camps was never more apparent than yesterday in New York C...
The classic episode of Fawlty Towers 'The Americans' will once again be shown on BBC1 tonight. Here is the script: Basil Fawlty: Ah, Polly, you haven't forgotten that the terror alert drill is at one today, have you? Polly: No. Fawlty: Good, good. [Phone rings] Hello, Fawlty Towers? Yes, dear, I know the terror alert drill is about to start. Yes, I know the Americans are coming here. Yes.
In the final and without doubt worst ever series of Celebrity Big Brother, a distinct feeling of anti-Americanism has pervaded the set, as the three latest nominees up for eviction are all US citizens. Rapper/Singer/Vertically Challenged Sisqo, ac...
In a shock today, millions of Americans that tried to pretend they were English were found out as fakes in two seconds by the few Britons that bother to write for this website, especially when they were a-talkin' about that totally uninteresting Brit...
Teaching American as a foreign language is an occupation in demand after President Obama gave a controversial green light to train a million new teachers over the next five years. Education lobby groups initially welcomed the news but quickly turn...
Addis Ababa, ETHIOPIA - Scientists working in this impoverished African nation claim to have discovered the secret to long-term sustained weight loss, summarized by researcher Pete Morgan as follows: "QUIT EATING SO DAMN MUCH!" Morgan went on t...
Mobile, AL - In this Gulf Coast city in the deep south, one thing you may notice is the many abandoned and foreclosed homes. The recession has hit hard here, and this region may be suffering the most from the housing bust. Now the South has seen...
The United States and England are in the same draw in the World Cup. They will play their first game against each other during the summer. Americans, however, seem not to be very excited about the event. "Soccer? Who cares?" These were the sen...
A service attended by thousands of Scottish people turned very nasty today. They were there to protest at their lack of freedom to enter a proper country. For many, many years the tartan wearing kilt bandits have been held prisoner in their own grey...
As the people of the mightiest country in the world are hopeless at winning team sports that other countries across the world play at and win, the rules of association football in the USA were today changed to suit American men playing it. Firstly...
Guantanamo, Cuba (IPP)- Americans are arriving at Guantanamo Bay at the rate of over four-hundred per day and are transferring onto Pakistani freighters in the hopes of joining the Taliban. They are trying to enlist in order to receive benefits from...
The movie premiere of American film 'Let's Just Take Ourselves A Bit Too Seriously', starring Denzel Washington, Barack Obama and Julia Roberts, was shown today in the village of Ginocide, Nebraska. American critics were already heaping praise on...
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