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Funny story: President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reports are that the president recently confided to his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is going to be re-elected one way or another. Conway reportedly replied that she was all ears. He then told he…

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Funny story: Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Washington, D.C. - After Trump gave his orange thumbs-up to GOYA beans and spices on Wednesday, White House pollsters surveyed a half percent favorability bump from Mexican/American voters. With that news, Trump's re-election team hit the ground r…

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Funny story: Trump suggests golf game to decide election

Trump suggests golf game to decide election

President Trump tweeted this morning that a game of golf should decide the 2020 US election, to avoid what he claims are "fake voters" that would corrupt the result. "A lot of people say it's the best way to decide who should be president," said T…

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Funny story: Trump: Election Surprise in Store

Trump: Election Surprise in Store

The one thing we know about Donald Trump is that he will unleash some sort of surprise on us prior to the November election. Right now, his reelection looks like a long shot, and he is unlikely to go stoically about business as usual, and gracefully…

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Funny story: Bruce Wayne, Gotham City billionaire, joins presidential race

Bruce Wayne, Gotham City billionaire, joins presidential race

Behind the mask, it is easy to hide, but Gotham City's most prominent VIP has decided to 'come out', because he feels, if a multi-millionaire rapper, married to a lovely-shaped bum can defeat Trump - why can't he? Usually seen with his mask on, an…

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Funny story: 7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...

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Funny story: Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election

Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election

Kanye West announced on Saturday, July 4th, 2020, that he would be entering the presidential race. Kayleigh McEnany, spokesperson for the White House, announced that Donald Trump would not be seeking a second term, but would, instead, endorse Wes…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Dumps Donald Trump To Run For President

Mike Pence Dumps Donald Trump To Run For President

Mike Pence, the yawning white-haired guy who is always standing behind Donald Trump, trying to stay awake or hold his breath, announced he was going to go for it! Mike Pence would quit as Donald Trump’s Vice President and run for the nomination and t…

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Funny story: Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Yesterday in an interview with a major news network, Mr. Biden confirmed he is an advocate of mask-wearing, and he will make it mandatory, when president. He stood eight feet away from the anchor at his news desk, both wearing masks, Mr. Biden bac…

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Funny story: Vice President: A Choice Between Anna Wintour Or Meryl Streep

Vice President: A Choice Between Anna Wintour Or Meryl Streep

Anyone can beat Trump and Pence, so why not go for a successful woman who isn’t a political figure? Yes, politics are an essential factor, whether editing a magazine or preserving a film career, but Joe Biden doesn’t require a career politician.

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Funny story: Trump and Bolton duel in the White House dining room with candelabras and real candles

Trump and Bolton duel in the White House dining room with candelabras and real candles

Breaking: Sources indicate a late-weekend development has been disclosed, although the whistleblower is not yet identified. The leak indicates White House dining room wait personnel with video cameras were involved, as with Russia-related agents i...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets Warning About Tulsa Rally

Trump Tweets Warning About Tulsa Rally

After lumping together protesters with anarchists, agitators, looters, or lowlifes in a tweet, people around the world wondered whether Donald Trump was describing members of his family? Trump went on to tweet: Protesters would not be afforded gen…

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Funny story: Warren Puffit: "Dow at All-Time High by Election Day"

Warren Puffit: "Dow at All-Time High by Election Day"

In a rare interview, financier Warren Puffit told Spoof On Business: "We may be in a recession, and the stock market may have fallen nearly forty percent, but it is a certainty that the Dow Industrials will hit an all-time high before election day in…

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Funny story: Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden is ahead in the polls, and Donald Trump is screaming like a soprano! Trump calls Joe Biden Sleepy Joe, but no one looked sleepier than Trump trying to read from the teleprompter during his West Point commencement address. Trump even appeared to…

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Funny story: Trump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result

Trump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result

Donald Trump, also known as The Bunker Guy, or The Creature From The Black Lagoon, is miffed by the most recent poll taken by CNN. Surprise, surprise, it indicates Trump has fallen into the 30% range, as in 38%. Caramba! That’s good news for Ameri…

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Funny story: Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags

Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags

Washington D.C. - White House staffers have told reporters that the President has been stockpiling some pretty raunchy reading material for his Presidential Library, which will be constructed at his birthplace, which records show was a steaming cessp...

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Funny story: Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Norman Eugene Davidson, ten times candidate for president of the United States on the Socialist Party ticket, admitted today, in an editorial in the Socialist Call, that he has been a closeted stock market enthusiast all his adult life. The Call was…

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