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Funny story: Romney Clarifies Who The 47 Per Cent Really Are

Romney Clarifies Who The 47 Per Cent Really Are

Presidential hopeful, Mitt 'The Gaffe-Man' Romney has stuck his foot in his mouth again. Speaking to a group of people paying $50,000 a plate (and $2 for tips) at a fund raising dinner, Romney said that 47 % of Americans are dependent on the gover...

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Funny story: Romney opens mouth to change feet

Romney opens mouth to change feet

BOSTON (ABSNN) - Republican Presiential nominee Mitt Romney, hard on the heels of his foreign policy coup of last week, defended his stand that Barack Obama is a Muslim apologist. And he managed to alienate a few more government workers in the barga...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America's ongoing fiscal crisis - bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire economic/fiscal policy is tied to the co...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Drops Out of Presidential Race

Mitt Romney Drops Out of Presidential Race

Republican Mitt Romney has abdicated his candidacy for President. "I just can't keep up the lies," he told reporters at a hastily-gathered cadre of news reporters at his palatial Hamptons estate. "I have absolutely no idea what I'd do as Presid...

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Funny story: Romney: "So I was off a few hours about who said what when in Cairo"

Romney: "So I was off a few hours about who said what when in Cairo"

OUTERFUCKINGSPACE MA (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney attacked President Obama's Cairo Embassy personnel who stated that the Anti-Muslim media blitz (that movie-that Florida preacher who burned the Koran) was causing hurt feeling...

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Funny story: Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

TORNADO WV (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his "abnormal fear of clowns," a fear that he's suffered since early childhood. The President revealed this in a Beer Pong interview with Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. at the Jesuit Convent of the Que...

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Funny story: Local man 'could have sworn' John McCain was president

Local man 'could have sworn' John McCain was president

While watching the Democratic National Convention yesterday, local resident Artye McDaniels, 103, was confused to find that Barack Obama is the president of the United States. "Obama is president, ya say?" A perplexed McDaniels said. "That can't...

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Funny story: American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...

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Funny story: Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Charlotte NC: Former President Bill Clinton gave the nomination speech at the 2012 Democratic National Convention (DNC) for President Obama to head the ticket for a second term bid. The evening was full of many surprises. The Clinton wing (moderat...

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Funny story: Fifth Avenue Big Oil couple 'sitting on $500trillion of crude' rubbish Goldman Sucks gloom-mongering guru

Fifth Avenue Big Oil couple 'sitting on $500trillion of crude' rubbish Goldman Sucks gloom-mongering guru

New York - The reclusive oil tycoons own land and mining rights to a chunk of California crude that easily dwarfs Saudi Arabia's Ghawar Field, regarded by many as the largest conventional oil field in the entire world. This weekend they're sitting...

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Funny story: White House announces that V.P. uses medical marijuana.

White House announces that V.P. uses medical marijuana.

After years of excuses from the White House regarding apparent misspeaking's from the administrations second in command. The White House press secretary Jay Carney announced that V.P. Joe Biden's recent remarks about "stringing them up" was a side ef...

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Funny story: GOP Expertise On The How-Dumb-Can-We-Be-And-Get-Away-With-It Index

GOP Expertise On The How-Dumb-Can-We-Be-And-Get-Away-With-It Index

Alarmed due to developments with Congressman Akin's recent comments on a woman's biological response to "legitimate" rape, GOP representatives are distancing themselves from Akin and suggesting he retire from politics. Stepping into the controversy w...

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Funny story: Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has faced pressure from Democrats to make public his federal tax returns from the past ten years, finally revealed that the reason for his refusal to release any returns from prior to 2010 is that he n...

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Funny story: Pundits: Well, in a legitimate democracy, Todd Akin would never be elected

Pundits: Well, in a legitimate democracy, Todd Akin would never be elected

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Missouri Congressman and Senate candidate Todd Akin's comment that pregnancy would not occur in a "legitimate rape" has been met with widespread condemnation from Democrats and Republicans, prompting speculation Akin's Senate run is...

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Funny story: Romney Demands Death Penalty Reform

Romney Demands Death Penalty Reform

WASHINGTON, DC - On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney criticized the current punishment system and announced that he will revolutionize the death penalty by instituting a new system if elected. "Public executions are the answer...

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Funny story: Ron Paul, Paul Ryan not related, man learns

Ron Paul, Paul Ryan not related, man learns

LINCOLN, MA-Sources confirmed early Wednesday that area man Charles Banway discovered that presumptive Republican Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan and Texas Congressman Ron Paul were not related, despite vaguely similar names and near-identical...

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Funny story: October Surprise Anticipated

October Surprise Anticipated

Washington DC: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced on the Senate floor "the word is out" that a high placed White House source had confided she knew where President Obama's birth, passport and Harvard Law School records were hidden.

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