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Funny story: Top Twelve Audit Signs?

Top Twelve Audit Signs?

With the country so far in debt, the White House has ordered twice as many audits this year than normal. Listed below are some signs that might make them include you in their audits: 1. Your last name is Madoff. 2. You still include all those cats as dependents. 3. Placing an SWAK on the envelope flap. 4. You list all your losses at the Casino as business expenses. (I was trying...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus 12 Least Attractions At Disney World!

Miley Cyrus 12 Least Attractions At Disney World!

According to an old list found in her garbage can several years ago, these were the least favorite attractions of Miley Cyrus while working with Disney. 1. The Magic Condom 2. Chief Crazy Bear's Jamboree 3. The Great Hall of Mullets 4. Sliding Down Wet, Slick Rush Limbaugh Water Slide 5. Tasting authentic recycled former astronaut piss 6. Mace Mountain 7. "Kiss The Geek...

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Funny story: 10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

Apple product development has been working to branch out on the marketing of their iphones, ipads, and laptops. They are trying to do this by reaching a wider spectrum of possible interest sets. Here are five more products that were in development but did not make the list . . . 1.iSoar - An iphone / remote control airplane 2.iSolated - solar powered iProduct 3.iForAnEye - Electronic eye...

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Funny story: 10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

1.iStoned - Mini bong with all of the iPhone features. Development is WAY delayed. 2.iSoscelesTriangle - Couldn't figure out the right marketing angle 3.iCan'tBelieveIt'sNotAniPhone - Product concept was too cryptic 4.iO.U.- Prepaid account. Apple decided against this marketing scheme 5.i'VeBeenWorkingOnTheRailroad - a railroad spike with ipad features. 6.Apple Jacks - a hydraulic...

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Funny story: 15 Worse Broadway Musicals

15 Worse Broadway Musicals

Many of these failed Broadway Musicals came within a hair of becoming a big hit but all fifteen flopped after only one night's showing after being carved up by critics. 15. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Spoof's Forum! 14. Man From La Cucaracha 13. The Full Monkey. 12. Gypsy Yodler 11. My Hairy Lady 10. Guys And Guy's Dolls 9. Little Carnival Ship of Horrors...

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Funny story: Top 12 Signs Country Hicks Visited NYC This Halloween

Top 12 Signs Country Hicks Visited NYC This Halloween

Following are the tricks the hicks left in the Big Apple: 1. Cops On Horses that have been secretly fed bean cakes. 2. Turned over Port-a-potties! (Some with angry blue colored users inside.) 3. Passed out Winos sitting on the street sporting straw hats. 4. Suicide chalk lines now have scarecrows in them. 5. Fake police tape sticky on both sides surround several police stations...

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Funny story: Top Twelve Things Prince William Must Begin Training Soon

Top Twelve Things Prince William Must Begin Training Soon

Prince William has begun his training for becoming King should that happen anytime soon. Among the new things he is receiving top training: 1. Becoming non-amused at common jokes like when he threw a cow pie in Prince Harry's face, still a bit freckled. 2. Learn to throw out the first fist in someone's face at a soccer match. He'll be watched by fans on the big screen). 3. Feed the roy...

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Funny story: Top Ten Overheard Remarks at 96 & 92 Aged Couples Wedding

Top Ten Overheard Remarks at 96 & 92 Aged Couples Wedding

Following is the most often overheard remarks by those who attended 96 year old Herbie and 92 year old Beulah's wedding at nursing home Tuesday: 10. "Pregnant! I knew it!" 9. "I thought he died three years ago. Must have been Herbie Senior." 8. "They say she once dated a Neanderthal...Just kidding." 7. "Till death do ye part...I said..Herbie, you still with us?" 6. "No Ma'm. I s...

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Funny story: 14 Unsafe Christmas Toys Already Being Recalled (After Tryouts)

14 Unsafe Christmas Toys Already Being Recalled (After Tryouts)

The following toys have already been recalled for Christmas this year after consumers Guide tested them out! Please return them for a refund. 14. Leggo Castle from Wham-O (Seems to be placed outside parents bedroom and when one comes out, WHAM-O!) 13. Little Lady Godiva with Stick Horse 12. The guillotine toe-nail clipper 11. Barn Roof Parachute. 10. Little Buddy's First Sledge...

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Funny story: Top Ten Worst Books By Dr. Souss

Top Ten Worst Books By Dr. Souss

Following is what is considered the worst books by Dr. Souss and are not recommended to be read to your children at night before tucking them into bed. Also, these are not located in the Children's section at your local bookstore. 10. The Sneetches Lose Their Breetches 9. Oh The Places That New Puppy Will Go! 8. I Can Seed With My Eyes Shut 7. The Glunk That Stunk 6. How The Gri...

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Funny story: Top 14 Animal Novels of All Time

Top 14 Animal Novels of All Time

Following is the Top 14 Animal Novels of all time, according to a list submitted by us to PETA. (You might want to read these to your pet although one of ours giggled, another one peed) 14. The Leg of Miss Jean Brodie 13. Brave New Squirrel 12. Old Fetcher's In The Pie 11. Lord of the Turkey Wings 10. The Accidental Turd-Gift 9. The Good Boy 8. To Grill a Mockingbird...

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Funny story: Top 12 Rules from Grannies that you should have listened to!

Top 12 Rules from Grannies that you should have listened to!

Top 12 Rules from Grannies that you should have listened to! Though it's too late now. 12. Always use a fine tooth comb on pubic hair when you shower. 11. Always wear clean underwear when you go out in case someone uses mirrors on top of their shoes. 10. Allow parents to take off the training wheels only after you pass the test for your drivers license. 9. Never teach your pe...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Peanuts Halloween Specials

A List of 10 Peanuts Halloween Specials

The comic strip Peanuts first appeared in newspapers on October 2, 1950. It was written by Charles M. Schulz. Initially the comic strip only included one character, an 8½-year-old boy named Charlie Brown. But Schulz quickly realized that one little boy would not be enough to carry a comic strip that was read nationwide. And soon other characters arrived. Some came and went never to be see...

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Funny story: Top Ten Cigarette Brands That Never Caught Fire!

Top Ten Cigarette Brands That Never Caught Fire!

Top Ten Cigarettes than never caught on, no matter how many commercials you ran on television and radio, billboards placed along the highways! 10. Lungbusters 9. Saferettes (We put your health first with our filter at each end.) 8. Fifty Butts (Save a buck, order Fifty Butts) 7. S & M's 6. Lucky Dope 5. Tobacco Farmers Genuine Organic Locally Grown Tobacco 4. Cedar...

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Funny story: Top 12 Horror Movies That Flopped!

Top 12 Horror Movies That Flopped!

The following horror films tried hard to scare people and therefore become a classic and produce money year after year, when released around Halloween. But, for one reason or another, flopped after word got round that they stank! 12. The Silence of the Lambskins 11. The Texas See-Saw Murders 10. The Shunning 9. The Extra Cyst 8. Motor Psycho 7. The Night of the Living Br...

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Funny story: The 12 Worst Movie-Related Obamacare Ads on TV

The 12 Worst Movie-Related Obamacare Ads on TV

Following are the top worst movie-related Television ads that are trying to get you to keep on trying to sign up for Obamacare no matter how long that may take. Note: It takes twice as long to back out of it. 12. Mutiny On The Obamacare. 11. One Flew Over The Obamacare Mess. 10. Saving Private Obamacare. 9. Obamacare Wars (The GOP Strikes Back). 8. The Obamacare Queen (starr...

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Funny story: Top Ten Items Not Selling Well at Goose Mountain Outdoors

Top Ten Items Not Selling Well at Goose Mountain Outdoors

These ten items will soon be removed from Goose Mountain catalogs and stores. They are just not He-Man material say owners. 10. Toilet paper shaped like leaves. 9. Best Butterfly Recipes. 8. Freeze-Dried Chewing Gum. 7. Snake charming kit. 6. Bear poop in woods (Joke) 5. Fake moss to add to wrong side of trees. Trick used in game to see who are the first group to fin...

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