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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches

Miley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches

"Please pass the Clearasil," asked Miley Cyrus of her manager at her latest tween concert/squeal-fest. The fifteen year old television startlet and would be singer had just popped an enormous zit and wanted to be sure that she was protecte...

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Funny story: New York Giants to Play World Cup Soccer

New York Giants to Play World Cup Soccer

The New York Giants, fresh off winning the Super Bowl in American football, now get to prepare for an unusual entry in a special World Cup soccer event scheduled for the summer of 2008. FIFA, which governs the soccer world, announced a deal with the...

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Funny story: Belichick, Patriots Face Blackmail Controversy

Belichick, Patriots Face Blackmail Controversy

Shortly after the New England Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the New York Giants Sunday night, a new controversy broke out over cheating by the Patriots and their coach, Bill Belichick. Belichick allegedly blackmailed referees in an effort to influe...

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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil predicts wet conditions

Punxsutawney Phil predicts wet conditions

While Groundhog Day has evolved into a fun diversion for news-starved media on a typically blah February 1, the real significance of Punxsutawney Phil's yearly appearance in the limelight is for old men who depend on the fat rodent to tell them w...

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Funny story: HPV Carcinogen Masculinas!

HPV Carcinogen Masculinas!

Just as all but the abstinence only crowd has become aware of the danger of HPV-caused cervical cancer, a surprising development has arisen among males. Men have been shown to be developing HPV-generated cancer of the throat in numbers that rival the...

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Funny story: Normally goofy Spears getting it together

Normally goofy Spears getting it together

Hospitalized from her latest mental breakdown, Hollywood's favorite daffy broad, Britney Spears, told reporters on Saturday that she's getting her life under control and will be released in a day or so. Her first order of business will be get...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

Britney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time given a "clean bill of mental health". And the rel...

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Funny story: President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Goes Homicidal After Dismal Florida Vote

Ron Paul Supporter Goes Homicidal After Dismal Florida Vote

A Ron Paul supporter identified only as "Ethan" reacted in a homicidal rage to the dismal 28th place showing of his candidate in the Florida primaries. The Texas Congressman/Presidential Candidate finished behind not only McCain, Romney, H...

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Funny story: Yahoo Counters: Offers $100 Billion for Microsoft

Yahoo Counters: Offers $100 Billion for Microsoft

Yahoo responded late Friday to Microsoft's $44 billion offer with a counter-offer. Yahoo proposes to buy a controlling share of Microsoft for $100 billion. The offer, which is for shares constituting 20.1% of Microsoft's floating stock, rep...

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Funny story: John Edwards Jumps Back in Race

John Edwards Jumps Back in Race

John Edwards, who recently announced his withdrawal from the 2008 presidential race, announced this morning that he's back in. "Y'all have to let a guy change his mind every once in a while," quipped the 2004 VP can...

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Funny story: NFL Puts Final Limitations On Undefeated New England Patriots In Super Bowl

NFL Puts Final Limitations On Undefeated New England Patriots In Super Bowl

The New England Patriots, attempting to be the first NFL team to go 19-0, will have the final penalty in their "Spy Gate" saga handed down in the Super Bowl. After all of the fines and other restrictions they have received this year, this...

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Funny story: Gooks For Ron Paul

Gooks For Ron Paul

Dr. Chung Ming, a Maryland physician has formed a new political action committee called Gooks For Ron Paul. The group was formed when the controversy over John McCain's repeated use of the term resurfaced.

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens will replace Amber Lee Ettinger as the next Obama Girl.

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Funny story: Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...

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Funny story: Huckabee Denies Relationship with Ghost

Huckabee Denies Relationship with Ghost

Republican candidate Mike Huckabee, at a campaign stop in Columbia, Missouri again denied having any sort of relationship with any Ghost. He said "I adamantly deny that I have ever had anything to do with any woman or any man in any type of par...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Former singing star Britney Spears was whisked away from her Los Angeles home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring...

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