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Funny story: Polanski Loses Case Appealing Sex With Minor Bird Thrown Out

Polanski Loses Case Appealing Sex With Minor Bird Thrown Out

A California appeals court on Monday rejected a bid by fugitive filmmaker Roman Polanski to disqualify the entire Los Angeles County court system from hearing his motion for dismissal of a 30-year-old conviction for having sex with a minor bird. In d...

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Funny story: God Tired of being Invoked During Acts of Human Copulation

God Tired of being Invoked During Acts of Human Copulation

God during a recent appearance on Oprah told the mega star and her fawning audience that one of his/her pet peeves was the screaming of his name during sexy time. God reminded the TV audience that many reverent people like the Jews and the Navajo...

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Funny story: Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Jonsen & Jonsen have stopped production of their Kentucky (KY) Gelly after it was discovered the product contained the bacteria known as salmonella. Over the course of last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) inter...

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Funny story: The real cause for erectile dysfunction

The real cause for erectile dysfunction

It was discovered by 15 year old GCSE students in Brighton today that the main cause for erectile dysfunction in men aged 20-65 is...ugly women. They came to the conclusion that if women took care of themselves a bit better instead of complaining...

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Funny story: 15 Year Old Lancashire Youth Admits To Having Smoked Since The Age Of Two

15 Year Old Lancashire Youth Admits To Having Smoked Since The Age Of Two

Hot on the heels of a Welsh woman's suspended prison sentence on charges of allowing a three year old to smoke cigarettes, which amounted to child abuse, a Lancashire youth contacted TheSpoof.com today. Ovenchips Slackthwaite, 15, of Burnley openl...

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Funny story: New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...

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Funny story: Intl Sex Workers Union answers Obama's call for National Day of Service

Intl Sex Workers Union answers Obama's call for National Day of Service

Washington, DC - In honor of Obama's call for a national day of service, the International Sex Workers Union has announced that it will provide call girl escort services to any Washingtonian free of charge. "We voted on the measure and it was nea...

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Funny story: Bush Urges GOP Male Enhancement in Order to Combat DEMS Penis Policy Toward Governing!

Bush Urges GOP Male Enhancement in Order to Combat DEMS Penis Policy Toward Governing!

Washington/DC/ Political Sign of the Times - President Bush, in a rallying call to his fallen GOP party during a departing fireside speech, urged his colleagues to "get with it" and "get it up", in order to combat increased sexual political popular...

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Funny story: Obama Kicks Off STIMULUS package with a BANG; PROSTITUTION 'FREE' Zone at Inauguration!

Obama Kicks Off STIMULUS package with a BANG; PROSTITUTION 'FREE' Zone at Inauguration!

Washington,DC/ Screw Magazine/Life Styles Section - President Elect Obama is not wasting any time instituting his STIMULUS package for average Americans, starting off with a FREE SEX edict to reward followers attending his inauguration! Declaring...

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Funny story: Man Arrested Sexual Charges

Man Arrested Sexual Charges

Poland - A contortionist was accused of having sex with himself pleaded not guilty to charges Friday. Chelsey Bindle, 19, of Richedile, is accused of having multiple sex with himself that began when he was able to bend over backwards. Bindle wa...

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Funny story: Conch Up your Sex Life

Conch Up your Sex Life

It's Official! What Turks Islanders have known for years has been proclaimed as the new Viagra. A daily helping of Conch Salad, Conch Fritters, Conch Chowder or Cracked Conch converts to inches what many men can only measure in centimeters. "It is...

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Funny story: Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

The maverick German professor Gunther von Hagens who caused a storm with his public autopsy has revealed he wants to show dead people having sex in an exhibition he bizarrely plans to call 'Kinky Corpses'. He said: "I am really thinking of it, but...

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Funny story: Safety advice for 'sex dungeon'

Safety advice for 'sex dungeon'

Cops and council officials are probing complaints from neighbours about a bungalow operating as a sex dungeon, reports claim. The home, in a posh street in Kent, was reportedly advertised on a website as 'The House of Pleasure and Pain' and is bel...

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Funny story: Biden and Gore Endorse New "High Tech Underwear" - Promotes Increased Sex Drive and Hair Growth!

Biden and Gore Endorse New "High Tech Underwear" - Promotes Increased Sex Drive and Hair Growth!

Washington,DC/ Washington Post/Life Style Section - VP Joe "Rambo" Biden and Hedge Fund Manager/Solar Dildo spokesman Al Gore, both agree: their new underwear has freed their libido, as well as reinvigorated their hair follicles! The exciting an...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...

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Funny story: 'Beach Sex Couple' are to marry

'Beach Sex Couple' are to marry

Having spent the last 3 months in a Dubai prison after having been convicted of having sex on a beach in Dubai, a pair of thirtysomethings have been flown home this week. The couple who spent their time apart in different wings of the jail are said...

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Funny story: Catholic Priests to Face 'Sex Drive' Tests

Catholic Priests to Face 'Sex Drive' Tests

The Roman Catholic Church has issued guidance for future priests and nuns to have psychological tests to weed out those unable to control their sexual urges. The document, approved by Pope Benedict XVI and made public on Thursday, is rumoured to...

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