A California appeals court on Monday rejected a bid by fugitive filmmaker Roman Polanski to disqualify the entire Los Angeles County court system from hearing his motion for dismissal of a 30-year-old conviction for having sex with a minor bird. In d...
God during a recent appearance on Oprah told the mega star and her fawning audience that one of his/her pet peeves was the screaming of his name during sexy time. God reminded the TV audience that many reverent people like the Jews and the Navajo...
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Jonsen & Jonsen have stopped production of their Kentucky (KY) Gelly after it was discovered the product contained the bacteria known as salmonella. Over the course of last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) inter...
It was discovered by 15 year old GCSE students in Brighton today that the main cause for erectile dysfunction in men aged 20-65 is...ugly women. They came to the conclusion that if women took care of themselves a bit better instead of complaining...
Hot on the heels of a Welsh woman's suspended prison sentence on charges of allowing a three year old to smoke cigarettes, which amounted to child abuse, a Lancashire youth contacted TheSpoof.com today. Ovenchips Slackthwaite, 15, of Burnley openl...
CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...
Washington, DC - In honor of Obama's call for a national day of service, the International Sex Workers Union has announced that it will provide call girl escort services to any Washingtonian free of charge. "We voted on the measure and it was nea...
Washington/DC/ Political Sign of the Times - President Bush, in a rallying call to his fallen GOP party during a departing fireside speech, urged his colleagues to "get with it" and "get it up", in order to combat increased sexual political popular...
Washington,DC/ Screw Magazine/Life Styles Section - President Elect Obama is not wasting any time instituting his STIMULUS package for average Americans, starting off with a FREE SEX edict to reward followers attending his inauguration! Declaring...
Poland - A contortionist was accused of having sex with himself pleaded not guilty to charges Friday. Chelsey Bindle, 19, of Richedile, is accused of having multiple sex with himself that began when he was able to bend over backwards. Bindle wa...
It's Official! What Turks Islanders have known for years has been proclaimed as the new Viagra. A daily helping of Conch Salad, Conch Fritters, Conch Chowder or Cracked Conch converts to inches what many men can only measure in centimeters. "It is...
The maverick German professor Gunther von Hagens who caused a storm with his public autopsy has revealed he wants to show dead people having sex in an exhibition he bizarrely plans to call 'Kinky Corpses'. He said: "I am really thinking of it, but...
Cops and council officials are probing complaints from neighbours about a bungalow operating as a sex dungeon, reports claim. The home, in a posh street in Kent, was reportedly advertised on a website as 'The House of Pleasure and Pain' and is bel...
Washington,DC/ Washington Post/Life Style Section - VP Joe "Rambo" Biden and Hedge Fund Manager/Solar Dildo spokesman Al Gore, both agree: their new underwear has freed their libido, as well as reinvigorated their hair follicles! The exciting an...
There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...
Having spent the last 3 months in a Dubai prison after having been convicted of having sex on a beach in Dubai, a pair of thirtysomethings have been flown home this week. The couple who spent their time apart in different wings of the jail are said...
The Roman Catholic Church has issued guidance for future priests and nuns to have psychological tests to weed out those unable to control their sexual urges. The document, approved by Pope Benedict XVI and made public on Thursday, is rumoured to...
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