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Funny story: Sarah Palin admits to Almost Winning the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes

Sarah Palin admits to Almost Winning the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes

Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, who has championed herself as an opponent of "good old boy" politics and abuses of the system, was recently uncovered as "having come close to winning the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes" several times.

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Funny story: McCain Team Demands Eleventh-hour Concessions in VP Debate

McCain Team Demands Eleventh-hour Concessions in VP Debate

Representatives from John McCain's campaign have given the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) a list of demands related to the debate scheduled for this Thursday evening. Democrats angrily responded by claiming the maneuver was a blatant at...

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Funny story: Palin Opens Up Before St. Louis Debate!

Palin Opens Up Before St. Louis Debate!

VP Debate Bulletin - Sen. Joe Biden from Delaware and Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, the vice presidential nominees of the Democratic and Republican parties, respectively, will debate each other at 8 p.m. (CDT) on October 2 in Washington University's St...

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Funny story: Polar Bears migrate to New York and Alaska - Eat Sarah Palin

Polar Bears migrate to New York and Alaska - Eat Sarah Palin

Polar Bears, the cute cuddly bears of Coca Cola Christmas Campaigns, and the visual accompaniment to a voice over by David Attenborough are said to be settling in New York and Alaska. An upturn to this is that a number of them have shown an intere...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Do's & Don't's On Being A Good Alaskan Housewife

Sarah Palin's Do's & Don't's On Being A Good Alaskan Housewife

This article was written by Chessie May Doowhistle and will be appearing in the next issue of Housewife Haven & Sanctuary Semi-Monthly Magazine. GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has only given four interviews since she was picked by John McCain to be his running mate. The first three interviews were with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and Katie Couric. I am proud to say that I wa...

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Funny story: Palin to exorcise foreign and domestic foes

Palin to exorcise foreign and domestic foes

Now that she has been protected against witchcraft herself, Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is to use her powers 'to free America forever from the dark forces that threaten it abroad and at home,' The Spoof was informed today. E...

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Funny story: Mayor Palin Told Rape Victims: You Play, You Pay!

Mayor Palin Told Rape Victims: You Play, You Pay!

Wasilla, the ugliest town that wouldn't die, instituted a law charging Rape victims for the administration of evidence gathering rape kits. This ignoble reversal of the universal effort to encourage and support women who have been sexually assaulted...

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Funny story: After hitting on Sarah Palin Pakistan's Zardari now makes India's Prime Minister blush!

After hitting on Sarah Palin Pakistan's Zardari now makes India's Prime Minister blush!

After sucking up to Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin and threatening to hug her, Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari has now put the moves on India's PM, Dr. Manmohan Singh. As an embarrassed Dr. Singh tried to pull away from a d...

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Funny story: Russia and Canada Form Alliance to Swallow Alaska Just to Shut Palin Up!

Russia and Canada Form Alliance to Swallow Alaska Just to Shut Palin Up!

Sarah Palin VPILF of the Republicunt Party has ignited an international incident with her foolish remarks in one of her rare but ungemlike interviews. Palin told Katie Couric that when Putin rears his head, he will come into American airspace in...

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Funny story: Toontown Spliced Apart by Palin Controversy!

Toontown Spliced Apart by Palin Controversy!

Usually contentious by day and tranquil by night, the hometown of cartoon characters has been thrown into 24-7 turmoil by the appointment of Sarah Palin to the Republican Veep. One camp led by Boris and Natasha Nogoodenoff have become fanatica...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Playboy Offer

Sarah Palin's Playboy Offer

HOLLYWOOD, California - Hugh Hefner has stated that if John McCain is not elected president that he would like for Sarah Palin to appear in Playboy Magazine. Hef said that Palin would make a great centerfold and that the edition would literally f...

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Funny story: McCain Wants to Replace Debates with : Drill, Baby, Drill the VP Contest!

McCain Wants to Replace Debates with : Drill, Baby, Drill the VP Contest!

As the Republicant delegates defied all ecological wisdom and feverishly chanted "Drill, Baby Drill" like psychopaths out of There Will Be Blood, John McCain got an idea. Knowing that the senile inarticulate ass would be badly whupped by the erud...

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Funny story: Pallin and Biden Get it ON

Pallin and Biden Get it ON

The two vice Presidential candidates came to verbal jousting of rhetoric in this small town in the swing state of Pennslyvannia. Shanksville played a dark role in recent American history. It was here on that fateful day On September 11, 2001, Unit...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits to Affair With Husband Todd's Business Partner on Skidoo

Sarah Palin Admits to Affair With Husband Todd's Business Partner on Skidoo

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin has finally admitted that she had an affair with Brad Hansen, her husband Todd's former business partner, on a skidoo. Palin made the revelation after the National Enquirer spilled the story...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Cured of Demons by African Witch Doctor

Sarah Palin Cured of Demons by African Witch Doctor

ANCHORAGE (FMLiveWire) -- A grainy YouTube video appeared last week showing Sarah Palin being cured of demons and blessed in her hometown church in Alaska three years ago by a Kenyan witch doctor who prayed for her "protection from witchcraft" as she...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...

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Funny story: Palin Runs Off with Kissinger to Southeast Asian Jungle!

Palin Runs Off with Kissinger to Southeast Asian Jungle!

Sarah Palin Runner up Beauty Queen from frigid Alaska had her passport cherry broken this week by her elopement to the Meking Delta with Henry Kissinger. The question: I wonder whose Kissinger now may very well have been answered by the apocalyps...

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