WASHINGTON DC - Some people were suspicious when the EPA was allowed to declare Carbon Dioxide as being equally toxic as Cyanide, Mercury, and the pesticide DDT. More people became suspicious when Secretary of the Interior Department Ken Salazar was allowed to falsely represent the findings of seven scientists and engineers as cover for authority to close all US oil production in the Gulf. Aft...
Scientists have found that people with conservative views have brains with larger amygdalas, almond shaped areas in the centre of the brain often associated with anxiety and emotions Yes, it appears to be true according to scientists, our politica...
In a secret gathering held in a ballroom beneath the capitol building last night, Senator Ann Whatatush, republican from the state of Kansas was awarded a one million dollar prize, mismanaged out of the defense budget, for the years best pork barrel...
Senate majority leader, democrat Bea Quiet today introduced a bill stating that all republican names are in-spellable and should be left off all ballots in the future. The Bill also states that it will be retro active and applied to the last elec...
Governor Haley Barbour of Mississippi tried yesterday to "walk back" his previous comments regarding white citizen's councils in the South. After originally saying that they performed a worthy function, he tried to re-define his comments. "I am NO...
Washington DC: President Obama signed the Spending Termination and Mandate Prevention (STAMP) Act of 2011. The STAMP Act was negotiated with House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) and Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) to severely limit federal spending and un...
Business Secretary Vince Cable has been locked in a cabinet and told to stay in there until he's learnt "a damn good lesson". Downing Street made the decision after Rupert Murdoch labelled Cable "a bloody fool" for being honest to an overcover report...
(Washington, DC - December 21, 2010)… Early Tuesday, President Barack Obama (Yeah, him again.) made the controversial announcement that this year, the Christian celebration affectionately referred to by supporters as a "Happy Holiday" is canceled.
Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...
Washington - Fair and Balanced Fox News announced two new polls that show their unbridled lust for reporting the truth. Both stories don't mirror any stories be reported by an new organization, but that hasn't stopped Fox News from report the fac...
The GOP taking its lead from Congressman John Boehner has announced that the weekend after the new members are sworn in, they will spread out all across America for a National Get in Touch With Your Inner Feelings Day. The members will meet prior...
Washington - Republicans are pleading with Americans to see the benefits of the rich not paying their share of taxes like a sixteen year old boy trying to beg for sex from a girl that is too smart for the ploy but feels sorry for him. Sure, the tax cuts in theory mean jobs for Americans if you don't look at the history of the Bush tax cuts not creating jobs. The president talked a good gam...
Soon to be Speaker of the US House of Representatives, John Boehner has caused quite a stir in the Capitol the past few weeks by crying and sobbing on national TV. As members of the GOP rushed to defend him, journalists are reporting there is some...
Interim President Barrack Hussein Obama was forced to admit what everyone has learned in the past two disastrous years of his Presidency: He just wasn't ready for Prime Time, a fact that led to his removal from the oval office after a bloodless coup...
Birmingham, AL - As the political atmosphere becomes increasingly divided, Americans are showing an unprecedented level of skepticism in their political leaders and a distinct lack of trust in the media's coverage of important issues. Recent polls c...
"Katia Zatuliveter - who worked for Lib Dem MP Mike Hancock and has written articles criticising Nato while defending Russian military action - is facing deportation." She succeeded in her mission and has now come out from under the covers in Mr.
WASHINGTON - Federal investigators have discovered a sophisticated two-mile tunnel between K Street and the Capitol. The tunnel, wide enough for two limousines, was used to funnel money and influence to and from lobbyists' offices. The D.C. Tunne...
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