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Funny story: She ain't Hillary, she's Lyndon Johnson's daughter

She ain't Hillary, she's Lyndon Johnson's daughter

Washington - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): Hillary Rodham Clinton isn't Hillary Rodham Clinton - she's Lyndon B Johnson's daughter Susan, according to a new book published today by Pierre Salinger's biographer.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

South Texas, yesterday-- Here's what's in the news. Ron Paul wants us to have lower taxes, less government, and Ron Paul gives us more protection for our borders. The most important thing about the straw poll is: it was a rehearsal vote, so R...

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Funny story: Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs

Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs

3 Sep 07 DAVOS, SWITZERLAND, EU-- After a cordial weekend of debates, The Spoof can reveal results from the quiet straw poll held this weekend by the Council on Foreign Relations (tip of the hat to anonymous delegate from Transylvania). In related ne...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton collapses the economy

Hillary Clinton collapses the economy

Hillary, the communist, collapses the U.S. economy by using bureaucratic governmental programmes--"shared prosperity", socialized medicine and socialized everything. She continues the Internal Revenue Service and the Federal Reserve instead...

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Funny story: Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

PRBS Newswire - In what appears to be a true breakthrough for Presidential politics, the Clinton - Obama - Edwards 2008 Presidential Team announced an actual plan to combat terrorism today, more than 6 months ahead of the primaries.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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Funny story: Hillary tells Letterman of Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club encounter

Hillary tells Letterman of Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club encounter

New Yor, - (Ass Mess): Wannabe presidential contender Hillary Clinton told Dacvid Letterman on Thursday night about a summer vacation spent in Alaska during which she had her initial encounters with the state's Corrupt Bastards Club.

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Funny story: Hillary donor wanted for grand theft

Hillary donor wanted for grand theft

California - (Ass mess): A Democratic Party fun raiser and major Hillary Clinton campaign donor is a fugitive from justice.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is con...

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Funny story: Hillary To Give All Poor People 50K A year

Hillary To Give All Poor People 50K A year

(Washington) - Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, embarrassed by the number of poor people in the U.S., and wanting their vote, today pledged that, if elected, she will give every poor person in America $50,000 a year for the rest of their live...

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Funny story: Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...

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Funny story: Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...

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Funny story: She's a Clinton and He's Black. NOW VOTE!

She's a Clinton and He's Black. NOW VOTE!

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - Both are strong, charismatic and confident politicians with strong support from centre-left voters. But it would appear that their policies are starting to thin and the reasons for their presidency bids ar...

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Funny story: Clinton Finootch Ticket Will Sweep Democratic Convention

Clinton Finootch Ticket Will Sweep Democratic Convention

New York, New York (IP) - Now that all of the Democratic competition challenging Hillary Clinton has decided to give up the race it appears that the 2008 Democratic candidates will be Hillary Clinton and Nobel Peace Prize winner Mr. Finootch.

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Funny story: Murdoch's Wall Street Journal purchase "a preparation to back Hillary 2008"

Murdoch's Wall Street Journal purchase "a preparation to back Hillary 2008"

Wall Street - (Ass Mess): Rupert Murdoch's purchase of the Wall Street Journal this week has been confirmed by insider trading sources as his final preparation to officially back Hillary Clinton's 2008 White House bid.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Former United States President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, husband of current New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton, has decided that he does not want to be the first lady.

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Funny story: Hillary Picks Her New Cabinet

Hillary Picks Her New Cabinet

(New York) - Front running presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, is so confident of being elected in 2008 that she is already selecting her new cabinet members and new appointees to high office in her administration.

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