Just when you thought the presidential candidates couldn't possibly do or say anything else stupid ...
Bald Knob, AR (Gay Blade)- Holding her own has always been one of former First Lady Hillary (Not Rodham Anymore) Clinton's foremost fortes. So much so that she's putting her rough and tough exterior to the ultimate test, in h...
Speculation surrounding the disappearance of Hillary Clinton from the Presidential campaign trail is at a fevor pitch. The Senator from New York has not been seen in California for almost a month and many other States report that it has been even lon...
The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.
President Bush is predicting that Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Democratic presidential primary.
New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...
19 Sep 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- The Paradigm Research Group announced results of its "UFO Straw Poll", open only to extraterrestrials, at the National Press Club Monday. Group members also lobbied to end the CIA's "truth embargo&...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Determined to avoid the fatal flaws of the disastrous 1993 White House Travel Orifice derailment of her wealth care plan Hillary Clinton has proposed an overhaul of the nation's wealth care system which would mean Amer...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Yet another busy week for the Manhattan District Attorney's orifice as Capitol Hill eminence grise Norman Hsu's mysterious wealth is traced to a $40 million black hole in company accounts likened to a copy...
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Wannabe Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton faces some tough questions in the UK alleging she is the mother of Titanic actress Kate Winslet.
Grand Junction, Colorado -(Disaster Press): One of Hillary Clinton's top financial backers has been busted as a bail-bond fugitive from justice after sickening on an Amtrak trip.
5 Sep 07, HOGSMEADE, UK, EU-- Two presidential candidates are among enrollees at prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this term, said registrar Minerva McGonagall. President-Elect
Washington - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): Hillary Rodham Clinton isn't Hillary Rodham Clinton - she's Lyndon B Johnson's daughter Susan, according to a new book published today by Pierre Salinger's biographer.
South Texas, yesterday-- Here's what's in the news. Ron Paul wants us to have lower taxes, less government, and Ron Paul gives us more protection for our borders. The most important thing about the straw poll is: it was a rehearsal vote, so R...
3 Sep 07 DAVOS, SWITZERLAND, EU-- After a cordial weekend of debates, The Spoof can reveal results from the quiet straw poll held this weekend by the Council on Foreign Relations (tip of the hat to anonymous delegate from Transylvania). In related ne...
Hillary, the communist, collapses the U.S. economy by using bureaucratic governmental programmes--"shared prosperity", socialized medicine and socialized everything. She continues the Internal Revenue Service and the Federal Reserve instead...
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