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Funny story: Stories About Manchester City And Liverpool Being Rubbish Are Almost As Dull As Stories About The World's Largest Penis

Stories About Manchester City And Liverpool Being Rubbish Are Almost As Dull As Stories About The World's Largest Penis

Spoof writers have been roundly condemned by the Archbishop of Dorking for repeatedly writing reams of absolute drivel about how crap Manchester City and Liverpool are at football. "There's way too much of this bollock-toss on the site at the mome...

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Funny story: Liverpool Offer A Massive Thanks To Manchester City

Liverpool Offer A Massive Thanks To Manchester City

A delegation of Liverpool FC officials arrived at the Etihad Stadium today bearing a massive 'thanks' for the players and staff of Manchester City. In what was no less than a meeting of the 'massives' the Liverpool delegation expressed their etern...

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Funny story: Manchester City Fans Told Not To Worry - Yesterday Was Just A Bad Dream

Manchester City Fans Told Not To Worry - Yesterday Was Just A Bad Dream

Manchester City fans were urged to keep the faith as the club homes in on its first championship in 44 years, by none other than former Oasis front man, Liam Gallagher. "Yesterday didn't happen, man," an exhausted Liam said, as he went to put the...

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Funny story: Super Mario - Red Card - Game Over

Super Mario - Red Card - Game Over

It looks like it's finally 'game over' for Super Mario Balotelli, following his disgraceful and petulant red carded display at the Emirates during Manchester City's Premiership aspiration destroying defeat. Informed speculators have apparently con...

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Funny story: Manchester City Crowned As Champions At Last!

Manchester City Crowned As Champions At Last!

Confirmation came through from the Emirates today, that Manchester City are officially the new Premier League Champions, following their dramatic 0-1 capitulation to the Arsenal. City were crowned champions by Sheikh Mansour himself, who has finan...

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Funny story: Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

If BBC coverage is anything to go by, at least according to the vampiric looking TV pundit Alan Hansen, Manchester City are a club in crisis, yet everything in the Anfield garden is looking distinctly rosy. Hansen's criticism of City striker Mario...

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Funny story: Portsmouth And Southampton - Honours Even (But We Won Really, Says Pompey Superfan)

Portsmouth And Southampton - Honours Even (But We Won Really, Says Pompey Superfan)

Police looked on helplessy as football broke out between two south coast rivals at Southampton on Saturday. Southampton and Portsmouth fans stopped hurling insults and punches at eachother to watch two teams try to play a game of association footb...

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Funny story: Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Big spending Manchester City are set to raid the Emirates for a third time following the purchase of Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy last summer. This time the title challenging blue half of Manchester are not after a player, but three points in the a...

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Funny story: Balotellis Blood Brother

Balotellis Blood Brother

The football world's greatest car crash player "Super" Mario Balotelli has a new rival for his throne of "Pratt in chief of the Premier League". His best friend Luigi Falcone is in talks to sign for hated rivals Manchester United. Luigi 21 said:...

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Funny story: Samantha Brick To Be Guest Of Honour At The Etihad Next Wednesday

Samantha Brick To Be Guest Of Honour At The Etihad Next Wednesday

In his boldest psychological warfare tactic yet, Sir Alex Ferguson has announced through intermediaries that self promoting journalist, Samantha - I'm so beautiful it pains me - Brick, is to be 'Guest Of Honour' next Wednesday at The Etihad, when Man...

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Funny story: Mancini - "I've Bought Super Mario An Easter Egg - That Oughta Sort It!"

Mancini - "I've Bought Super Mario An Easter Egg - That Oughta Sort It!"

In the face of ever mounting criticism following Manchester City's end of season disintegration, scarf wearing head coach, Roberto Mancini has announced that he has taken the first steps in the process of papering over the cracks with unsettled strik...

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Funny story: Dalglish Sacked From Liverpool Job

Dalglish Sacked From Liverpool Job

There was near-chaos on Merseyside tonight when crowds gathered outside Anfield stadium, the home of Liverpool Football Club, where, earlier in the day, the club announced that it had dispensed with the services of car park attendant Ted Dalglish.

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Funny story: Barcelona's Sergio Busquets reveals being Bullied as a Child

Barcelona's Sergio Busquets reveals being Bullied as a Child

In an emotional interview to a local TV channel, Sergio Busquets confessed that he was constantly bullied when he was a kid and that the bullying hadn't stopped even to this day. Speaking a few hours after helping Barcelona secure passage to the semi...

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Funny story: West Ham Fail Reading Test

West Ham Fail Reading Test

The test West Ham faced at the weekend ended in abject failure. There clearly needs to be more time in the classroom for Hammers players if they are to get into the Premier league next season. The Manager, Sam Allardyce was a prime culprit. Taking...

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Funny story: Hull City Conspiracy Theory Rife Amongst Fans

Hull City Conspiracy Theory Rife Amongst Fans

Hull City lost their fourth consecutive competitive league game at the weekend, this time a faltering 2-0 defeat to relegation fodder Coventry City, sparking conspiracy theories that the management at the KC Stadium don't want the Tigers to gain prom...

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Funny story: Dalglish For The Chop Following April Fool's Day Debacle

Dalglish For The Chop Following April Fool's Day Debacle

Insiders today reported that Kenny Dalglish faces the sack at his beloved Anfield, following yet another Liverpool defeat - their sixth in seven games - away to Newcastle United, with the Geordies running out easy winners by a 2-0 margin. In a dis...

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Funny story: Mancini's Bum Cheeks Heard Squeaking In Stretford

Mancini's Bum Cheeks Heard Squeaking In Stretford

We're definitely into 'squeaky bum time' in the race for the Premiership, as Manchester's finest slug it out, and reports are flooding in that Roberto Mancini's bum could be heard squeaking from Stretford, some three miles across town. The bum squ...

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