Showing:

Funny satire stories about Donald Trump

Try another search?

Funny story: Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Bricksburg- In a recent development, Bricksburg's resident space hero expressed interest in President Trump's Space Force. Benny the Spaceman held a press conference yesterday, in which he offered support for a planned Space Force in the United Stat...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

BuzzFeed—Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was detained by ICE today at the US-Mexico border for allegedly helping a migrant and her infant when He was caught by border patrol agents offering them water and sustenance. Jesus, said a spokesman for ICE, w...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump outlines his War plans, based on the documentary series of Bilko. “As President of the United States, I feel compelled to advise you to watch the whole series of Sargeant Bilko, a well put together series of...

Read full story
Funny story: Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

In what many have called the age of movements, two seemingly disparate groups, climate change deniers and 9/11 truth deniers, have united to further their shared aim of empowering citizens to think beyond  the limits of science and promulgate their o...

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump To Undergo Aversion Therapy, Like Alex Did In 'A Clockwork Orange'

President Trump To Undergo Aversion Therapy, Like Alex Did In 'A Clockwork Orange'

In a last-ditch attempt to modify his behavior, and curb his violent nature, President Trump will undergo 'Aversion Therapy' of the kind young hoodlum Alex underwent in Stanley Kubrick's 1971 film 'A Clockwork Orange'. Even before his threat yeste...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump will be going to war with Iran, in order to improve the dining facilities for ordinary Iranians. “I say, do you hear me? I say this!” “Nobody, but nobody, beats America with Big Mac and Coke!” “So many...

Read full story
Funny story: Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals

Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals

President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...

Read full story
Funny story: Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

BILLINGSGATE POST: A damning report released Wednesday by a top U.N. human rights expert included a video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul. Although this vid...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book

Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book

President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...

Read full story
Funny story: 21st June, the Longest Day, the invasion of France.

21st June, the Longest Day, the invasion of France.

White House, Washington: Donald Trump has made a special announcement. “Tomorrow, is the longest day, on the 21st June. As we all know, the documentary film by Daniel Zanuck, also called the Longest Day, shows how John Wayne parachuted in and st...

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Admits Planning 9/11

Donald Trump Admits Planning 9/11

Numbed reporters were hardly fazed this morning when a disheveled president announced an emergency press conference. "It started off as just a goof. Let's put it in perspective. These are mostly coach passengers we're talking about." The pre...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an extreme example of asymmetric warfare, President Trump retaliated against Iran for attacks on oil tankers in the Persian Gulf by unleashing a barrage of Sidewinder Missiles this morning. Early satellite photos show camel bod...

Read full story
Funny story: 1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...

Read full story
Funny story: Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is

Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is

The Middle East is a melting pot of opinion, and things there got even more opinionated yesterday, when Israelis decided to meet to talk about just how tall US president Donald Trump is. Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke first, and...

Read full story
Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Cites Poindexter Effect As Cause Of Britain’s Failure In World Cup

Trump Cites Poindexter Effect As Cause Of Britain’s Failure In World Cup

BILLINGSGATE POST: Historically, the Poindexter Effect has long been cited by pundits as the primary reason for Great Britain’s failure to win a World Cup since it defeated West Germany in 1966 for its lone championship in the tournament history. Lo...

Read full story
Funny story: Mexicans Stealing The Wall

Mexicans Stealing The Wall

Donald Trump today tweeted out that he is going to seek funding for a second wall. That's right he wants a second wall to protect the first wall. Turns out that Mexicans facing high crime from American migrants and legal border crossers have been...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more