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Funny story: Romney, desperate to find a car company to back him up, locates a dealership in Vermont

Romney, desperate to find a car company to back him up, locates a dealership in Vermont

HARFOLD, Vt. - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, after being lambasted by the general managers of Chrysler and General Motors for bad-mouthing the efforts in of President Obama in the car industry, has purportedly found a dealership in u...

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Funny story: Presidential flip-flopper heaven as Mercury goes retrograde on November 6th

Presidential flip-flopper heaven as Mercury goes retrograde on November 6th

Washington - It's bad news for the Romney Campaign as millions of undecided American voters head for the polls under the influence of a rare astrological aspect on the day of the US presidential election. Tuesday sees Mercury, planet of communicat...

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Funny story: Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter

Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Mitt Romney flew to Naugatuck to visit one of his fellow multi-millionaire friends Simon P. Figgincow, 59. Figgincow is the individual who is alleged to have told Romney not to show his income tax returns from 2007 to 2010...

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Funny story: Gov. Chris Christie: I'm Voting For President Obama

Gov. Chris Christie: I'm Voting For President Obama

BRIGANTINE, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie rode with President Obama in the official presidential helicopter Marine One. The two men took a tour of the devastation that Hurricane Sandy caused in Governor Christie's state. As th...

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Funny story: Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

OCALA, Florida (ABSNN) - The National Chapter of Zombies USA, or ZUSA, overwhelmingly endorsed Mitt Romney for President today. According to ZUSA officials "our membership voted 6710 to 47 in favor endorsing Mitt Romney over Barack Obama in the upco...

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Funny story: Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!'

Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!'

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (ABSNN) - In a televised statement, the former governor of this state, and an also-ran, Republican Presidential candidate, and evangelical preacher, Mike Huckabee, told voters today that if they voted for Obama they would go...

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Funny story: Romney says Obama used Wiccans to cause Hurricane Sandy!

Romney says Obama used Wiccans to cause Hurricane Sandy!

STUBENVILLE, Ohio (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney responded to the devastation left in the wake of Hurricane Sandy by passing out emergency relief supplies in this mid-sized Ohio city today. Romney praised 47% of the American...

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Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Causes The Presidential Election To Be Postponed To December 4

Hurricane Sandy Causes The Presidential Election To Be Postponed To December 4

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representatives for both President Barack Obama and former Governor Mitt Romney have met and have agreed to postpone the presidential election from November 6, to December 4. Both Obama and Romney agreed to the change which was...

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Funny story: Romney: Obama Unfairly Presidential In Dealing With Hurricane

Romney: Obama Unfairly Presidential In Dealing With Hurricane

KETTERING, OH; Oct. 30, 2012 -- While former governor Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama have agreed to suspend campaigning activities in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Romney is accusing Obama of not honoring the agreement, claiming that Obama's b...

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Funny story: Obama Run out of Town; plummets to 28% in polls

Obama Run out of Town; plummets to 28% in polls

President Barack Obama (S-Kenya) was dealt a double dose of dismal news today that began when a superpack of angry locals in Swingset, Virginia, chased his advance ground crew out of town as they were preparing for a rally scheduled later that aftern...

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Funny story: The Hell's Angels Are Voting For President Obama

The Hell's Angels Are Voting For President Obama

VENICE BEACH - In a move that took the Mitt Romney political campaign team by surprise, the national chapter of The Hell's Angels Motorcycle Gang has stated that they will all be voting for President Obama. Hells Angels spokesperson Rufus "Spokes"...

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Funny story: The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...

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Funny story: Meat Loaf Endorses Romney - T-Bone Endorses Obama

Meat Loaf Endorses Romney - T-Bone Endorses Obama

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Singer Meat Loaf was sitting in his backstage dressing room after having just finished performing in The Box of Snowballs Auditorium before a crowd estimated to be around 219 people. The rotund singer had just taken his thir...

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Funny story: Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

New York-- Today in New York, Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon held a press conference to discuss the status of the United Nations and how it is handling the crisis' plaguing the world. UNSYG Ki-Moon took to the podium and expr...

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Funny story: People Respond to Obama First Time Ad

People Respond to Obama First Time Ad

Jennifer BakerI supported Obama, but now my eyes are open to how vile he and his party really are. I've disagreed with him on most things (e.g. free contraceptives for sluts like Sandra Fluke). This ad is a very pathetic attempt to boost an already sagging reelection bid. This actress is obviously a lesbian who has never been with a man, and the notion of enticing people to vote by making them...

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Funny story: George Clooney Says He'll Give Donald Trump $5 Million To Get That Ugly Squirrel Off His Head

George Clooney Says He'll Give Donald Trump $5 Million To Get That Ugly Squirrel Off His Head

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - George Clooney appeared on Live With Kelly & Michael and told little Kelly that he would like to make an offer to Donald Trump in front of the American audience. Clooney said that after hearing Trump's $5 million offer to Pre...

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Funny story: Trump Offers $5,000,000 For Obama's Outer Space Report Cards

Trump Offers $5,000,000 For Obama's Outer Space Report Cards

He's at it again, and he's doing it just before Dennis Rodman bites Gary Busey's ears off. Donald Trump, full-time billionare and promininent whackadoodle, has challenged President Obama to a monetary stare-down, coincidentally just before his tra...

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