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Funny story: Bernanke Announces Ron Paul $3 Bill

Bernanke Announces Ron Paul $3 Bill

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke today announced that the Fed would start printing a $3 bill with a picture of Ron Paul on it, as part of a larger plan to stimulate the economy. The Fed hopes that the infusion of billions of the $3 bills will st...

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Funny story: Vast Conspiracy Denounced

Vast Conspiracy Denounced

David Irving, the holocaust denier, launched his latest epic saga at a media event in Dachau today. Irving, of indeterminate age, said the new book will shake the very foundations of the major nations, and rattle fillings in others.

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Funny story: Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

A woman schoolteacher who was jailed for firing a gun at vandals in Manchester in 2004, has been freed on a 'technicality', and has vowed to continue her fight against crime and anti-social b...

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Funny story: Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

A report by a senior policeman claims that many of the jobs that are currently the responsibility of uniformed members of the police, could, with equal efficiency, be undertaken by chimpanzees, enabling officers to g...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Names Newest Grandson After Barack Obama

Osama Bin Laden Names Newest Grandson After Barack Obama

Osama Bin Laden left the hiding place of his cave to celebrate the birth of his latest grandson. As there is already another grandson named Osama, he had to choose another name. He opted for Obama, after his favorite American politician.

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Funny story: French President Doesn't Care For Brunei Baggage

French President Doesn't Care For Brunei Baggage

When the current French President married Carla Brunei, the daughter of the Sultan of Brunei, he did not know that there was baggage involved. Said a government spokesman who asked to remain anonymous and to only be identified by the initials J.B.,...

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Funny story: Miami Heat Trade Shaq

Miami Heat Trade Shaq

The NBA's Miami Heat announce a blockbuster trade that will send Shaquille O'Neal away from the sunny Florida shores. The all pro center is a 14 year veteran and has been with the team since coming from the L.A. Lakers.

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Funny story: Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.

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Funny story: William Shatner comments on presidential race, endorses self

William Shatner comments on presidential race, endorses self

LOS ANGELES - Emmy-winner, Star Trek's original Captain Kirk, William Shatner weighed in on the ongoing race for the White House, wishing all candidates in both parties luck, and going on record to endorse himself.

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Funny story: Romney: "Go f*ck yourselves"

Romney: "Go f*ck yourselves"

BOSTON - Speaking to a sparse gathering of supporters late last night, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney expressed disappointment at his poor showing in yesterday's Super Tuesday primaries.

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Calls A Truce With Spanish Racists

Lewis Hamilton Calls A Truce With Spanish Racists

Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 Racing Driver who was taunted by Spanish racists at the track in Barcelona last weekend, has appealed to his attackers for calm in a statement released today.

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Funny story: Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

A plague-like disease is sweeping the United States, reported the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today. The main victims appear to be first-born male children of moderate Republican voters. Along with the disease, the states have been hard-hit by...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...

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Funny story: Lady Godiva Endorses Ron Paul

Lady Godiva Endorses Ron Paul

Famed anti-tax crusader Lady Godiva today announced she is coming out of retirement in order to support Ron Paul's presidential campaign.

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Funny story: Modern popular music "really is rubbish"

Modern popular music "really is rubbish"

Generations of adults have always despised the popular sounds of the younger generation. Since the 1950s, parents have criticised contemporary music for being too loud, lacking in substance or lyrically bankrupt. Now scientific research has conclud...

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Funny story: "Failure...alcohol...roasting": Capello impresses England team with his command of need-to-know English vocabulary

"Failure...alcohol...roasting": Capello impresses England team with his command of need-to-know English vocabulary

The new England manager, Fabio Capello, who many doubted would be able to effectively work with his players due to his lack of English, has made a good impression in his first full day on the job. Working without an interpreter, Fabio was able to ta...

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Funny story: White man who "Loves" Otis Redding always rolls up car windows in black neighborhoods

White man who "Loves" Otis Redding always rolls up car windows in black neighborhoods

Jimmy Jones, a local Caucasian man who is a self proclaimed "Soul Music Nut" (particularly for the work of Otis Redding), seems to be a hypocrite regarding race relations.

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