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Funny story: Joe Biden Steps Down as Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee and Will Support John McCain Presidency

Joe Biden Steps Down as Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee and Will Support John McCain Presidency

St. Louis, MO-Democratic Vice President nominee Joe Biden announced today that he would be stepping down as the Vice President nominee for the 2008 presidential election and would become a Republican . "After tonight's debate with Sarah Palin I...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Trade Missions with Russia. Garbage?

Sarah Palin's Trade Missions with Russia. Garbage?

By now we know Sarah Palin's worldly because of Alaska's proximity to Russia. "They're our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska -- from an island in Alaska," she said to Charlie Gibson. "We have trade missions back and forth. We, we do, it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into t...

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Funny story: Roe v Wade, that's it?

Roe v Wade, that's it?

During her interview with Katie Couric, Sara Palin couldn't remember any Supreme Court cases, other than Roe v Wade. Was she told by McCain's handlers to stay away from Exxon v Baker, the case that put Alaska on the map? The whole world heard about that disaster. We all saw the pictures of sea birds and sea otters covered in thick black crude oil. That was back in 1989, when the drunken cap...

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Funny story: Men's Magazine Offers Economy Bailout For Palin Spread

Men's Magazine Offers Economy Bailout For Palin Spread

Hustlerboy magazine has offered an economic U.S. bailout of current financial crisis if Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin "will spread for a spread." "Timing is everything in life," said the wheelchair bound,semi- paralyzed magazine spokespe...

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Funny story: Captain Caveman becomes mascot for Sarah Palin

Captain Caveman becomes mascot for Sarah Palin

Little remembered children's cartoon character Captain Caveman is now the official mascot for Sarah Palin's campaign, replacing the Moose from Northern Exposure, which she shot last week. Caveman, now without his gang of Teen Angels, now fully gro...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

New York, New York - It is well known that Sarah Palin dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween but until the release of the Palin sex tape on the Internet, no one knew that she would often would remain in character back home in the bedroom where she wou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin is at the centre of US political news again, after a graphic video clip of her mopping up some vaginal discharge reached more than 1 million hits within two days of being posted on YouTube. The Alaska governor h...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin cancels debate

Sarah Palin cancels debate

Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced during a press conference today she is suspending her campaign and flying to Washington because "Washington can't get its act together" and "it's time everybody get together" to solve "that economic t...

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Funny story: Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Peterson - Cheyenne Mountain Center. - Hopeful VP Sarah Palin said yesterday during a visit at the US Northern Command (NORAD) in Peterson (near Colorado Springs) : "I am ready to push the nuclear Red Button, if needed!". Mrs. Palin made that sta...

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Funny story: Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Lap While Debating Biden

Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Lap While Debating Biden

The Republicant Committee to reelect Dead Duck Bush has won the concession to allow Sarah Palin to sit on Karl Rove's lap during her debate with Joe Biden. Palin told the debate organizers: "Uncle Karl is my good luck charm and that whenever...

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Funny story: Palin Fails to name her Favorite Periodicals Despite Couric's Caustic Questioning!

Palin Fails to name her Favorite Periodicals Despite Couric's Caustic Questioning!

Sarah Palin had an easier time shooting Alaskan wolves from her gubernatorial whirlybird than she did answering the tough interview queries from sweet Katie Couric. The most recent brainteaser was: "What magazines do you read?" Palin told Couri...

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Funny story: Palin's best friend Who Happens to Be Queer Also happens to Be Going to Hell!

Palin's best friend Who Happens to Be Queer Also happens to Be Going to Hell!

Right wing nut religious fanatic Sarah Palin told Katie Couric that the Alaskan Ice Princess' best friend just happens to be a lesbian. Under more of Couric's caustic questioning, Palin explained the beliefs of her Wasilla Bible Church and Bait S...

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Funny story: President Sarah Palin's first order of business

President Sarah Palin's first order of business

February 1, 2009. President John McCain died in his sleep. President Palin makes her first phone call as President of the United States. She calls Vlad Putin. After a polite greeting, Palin says, "I've been thinking Vladdy boy, that you and I should settle our differences. Perhaps you ought to bring your newest Kalashnikov, and we'll have at it." Palin urges her Russian language interp...

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Funny story: Charlie Gibson interviews Sarah Palin

Charlie Gibson interviews Sarah Palin

Having softened the deep wrinkle between his brows with Restylane and Botox, Charlie Gibson hops on the three-day, non-stop, direct flight from New York to Anchorage to interview Governor Sarah Palin. From Anchorage he takes a puddle jumper to Juneau, the Alaskan seat of government. Population: 30k (but most of those are cruiseship passengers on the way to Mendenhall glacier). "Good Morning C...

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Funny story: My Fair Lady Redux

My Fair Lady Redux

In this version of the musical, Henry Higgins, er, Henry Kissinger trains Eliza Doolittle, er, Sarah Palin, to dance political Cha Cha at the upcoming Debate Ball. Kissinger's goal is to cause the inexperienced woman to look sophisticated and worldly. She has memorized 200 flash cards in anticipation of her first training session with Kissinger. It's a cool, quiet afternoon somewhere in...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Interviews Sarah Palin

Anderson Cooper Interviews Sarah Palin

CNN's Anderson Cooper, 41, interviewed GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, 44, at CNN's Studio 7-E in the Bronx. Here is the transcript of that interview: AC: Hello Ms. Palin, first of all let me just say that you look lovely dressed in that pink 'I Love Icebergs' T-Shirt and those tight-fitting Gap Jeans, although personally I think you would look much better in a pair of Gloria Vande...

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Funny story: Palin Imprisoned in Fortress of Solitude to Prepare for Biden Debate!

Palin Imprisoned in Fortress of Solitude to Prepare for Biden Debate!

Former Beauty and Queen of Wasilla, Alaska has been less than impressive in her role as VPILF of the Repub party. Palin has stumbled in interview after interview (well, true she only had two) and the party handlers have kept her on a short leash.

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