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Funny story: Wizard of Oz Found Behind Kansas Voting Curtain

Wizard of Oz Found Behind Kansas Voting Curtain

Early voting was suspended in Kansas yesterday when reports came out of several voting districts that the same man looking like a dead ringer for the Wizard of Oz was found coming from behind voting curtains with a screwdriver and muttering the words...

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Funny story: The Dream Cabinet

The Dream Cabinet

Politics is a grey old business these days. Bland, sterile and media savvy types, who deliver policy through sound bites and press releases, seem to have taken over. There is enough spin to dry a week's washing. Where has the passion and vision gone? Where has the patriotism and loyalty gone, that once drove great men to serve their country. Who is there now who compares with Disraeli, Gladston...

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Funny story: Ishy! Cocky! Pooh! Pooh! GOP Pledge to America

Ishy! Cocky! Pooh! Pooh! GOP Pledge to America

It was a festive gathering yesterday as the GOP announced their Pledge to America. "This is a four point program," Congressman John Boehner stated proudly. "It is Ishy!" The assembled crowd of legislators roared in approval! "It is Cocky,"...

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Funny story: President Says the Democrats May Suck, But Republicans Suck Worse

President Says the Democrats May Suck, But Republicans Suck Worse

At a press conference today, president Obama said that while the Democrats may suck, the Republicans really suck. In addressing the press Obama said: "You know, I will admit that we, the Democrats suck, we really do, but before you vote us out of...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Tells Palin if She's Elected Senator She's Screwed

Christine O'Donnell Tells Palin if She's Elected Senator She's Screwed

When Christine O'Donnell from Delaware won the GOP nomination for a seat in the U.S. Senate, she appeared to be all smiles. But after the reality of her win and what it meant for her future began to sink in, she immediately called Sarah Palin. O'Donnell: Hi, Sarah? Palin: Yah, who wants to know? O'Donnell: Hi, hon, it's Chris, Christine O'Donnell. Did I catch you at a bad time? Palin:...

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Funny story: GOP: "The Ride of the Valkyrie"

GOP: "The Ride of the Valkyrie"

Norse legend The Valkyrja (chooser of the slain), is one of a host of female figures in Norse legend who decide who will die in battle. They came as death in the night, the new Valkeyrie of the GOP. O'Donnell, Palin, Bachmann, and Angle. Are they...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Candidate: "I Am the White Man's Bitch"

Wisconsin Candidate: "I Am the White Man's Bitch"

MADISON, WI - Ieshuh Griffin is running for State Assembly in Wisconsin, and she wants voters to know she "IS the white man's bitch". In fact, she wanted that statement posted under her name on the ballot for state representative, in the place whe...

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Funny story: It can't be true

It can't be true

I find it rather hard to believe that the former thirteen pints a day macho man Willie Hague prefers dipping his wick in the stink rather that the pink. Just because he occasionally shares a room with another male of the opposite persuasion doesn't m...

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Funny story: In demand - Politicians facing defeat in mid-terms hiring Spoof writers to tart up attack speeches against rivals

In demand - Politicians facing defeat in mid-terms hiring Spoof writers to tart up attack speeches against rivals

Incumbents facing fer-shure defeat in this year's US mid-term elections have been revving up their strategies to take on insurgent rivals. While attack ads and negative stories by 'independent supporters' have always been the norm, incumbents have u...

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Funny story: "Obama Shared Our Religious Beliefs" Claim Separate Groups

"Obama Shared Our Religious Beliefs" Claim Separate Groups

CHICAGO - While the White House expresses its shock over polls showing that only 34% of Americans believe Obama is Christian, Dr. Matthew Zeller explains how "normal" and "Christian" as perceived in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Capitol Hill differ...

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Funny story: The New "Its All About Me" Party

The New "Its All About Me" Party

A new political entity has formed that intends on usurping the most adamant followers of all other parties into its fold. It is called the "Its All About Me Party" and has astonishingly employed the core instincts and philosophies of all the other re...

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Funny story: Rattner Book Exposes F*cking Obscenities in God-Damned White House

Rattner Book Exposes F*cking Obscenities in God-Damned White House

Excerpts from Steve Rattner's new book on the auto bailouts by the Obama administration upset many Democrats. Rattner, who headed President Obama's auto task force for 120 days, has written a first-hand account of the auto rescues called "Overhaul...

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Funny story: Unemployment claims drop

Unemployment claims drop

Unemployment claims have dropped for the second week in a row. The Obama administration was quick to take credit for the lower unemployment claims. "The figures don't lie!" stated one unidentified official. How can the citizens of this great coun...

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Funny story: The Young Putz's: New GOP Leadership

The Young Putz's: New GOP Leadership

The press conference announcing the new GOP leadership, "The Young Guns," was barely underway when spectators noticed a ripple of smirks and laughter among the press corps. Within a few minutes, all in attendance realized that the press corps had re-...

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Funny story: Australia Elects First Black Fella To House Of Representatives

Australia Elects First Black Fella To House Of Representatives

Australia is reeling this morning after it was announced that an Aboriginal has become the first one of its kind to win a seat in the country's House of Representatives. The quite normally-named Ken Wyatt, 57, won the seat of Hasluck in Western Au...

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Funny story: Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Kru...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Unite Against Teabaggers

Democrats and Republicans Unite Against Teabaggers

WASHINGTON, DC - As incumbents from both sides of the isle realize that most Americans despise them, they are now uniting against America's best hope - the TEA-Party. In a joint news conference today, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Senate Mino...

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