Penny Banks, our Spoof Gazette Financial Correspondent has been looking at the cost of living in the UK - Comparing the actual cost of products in 1951 compared to 2011, and then assessing the difference % between those years, she forecasts what these items will cost (if still available at all) in 2071. With some scary results - especially for the youngsters of today. Let's face it, would th...
Taoiseach Brian Cowen yesterday survived a confidence vote to remain as leader of Ireland's ruling Fianna Fáil party. Cowen, widely credited for bringing about Ireland's recent economic situation, has become the first party leader in the world to...
Where will we find... An Ode that came to the poet as he was making a cup of tea Where will we find people so very temperamental? Where will we find who think fiddling is fundamental? Where will we find nepotistic people, cruel and mental? Where will we find scheming people being instrumental? Where will we find deceit, cheating, and lying elemental? Where will we find folk wh...
Indeed, where IS our dear Arnie since he bowed out of politics - or the limelight of politics? Rumour has it that he has recently auditioned for the part of Rocky Balboa in the upcoming "Rocky the XXth" movie. When asked about this rumour, Sl...
In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...
Scaremonger Films, a relatively new British company to the film industry, are located on Oil Drum Lane, Grottville, Nottingham. Their Director V I Triolic, revealed details to our reporter Inchcock last week, of their first film to be released, later this year - A true story of horror, hatred, fear, debasement and corruption! The title will be "Hell in our time" - and it is to be made again...
Our correspondent has picked what he thought to be the best three answers in the mail bag in response to the question: "What do you really think of David Cameron & the Tory Party" as posed in the 'Upper Grunge Gazette' last week. From: Sir Gay W Eekend - Knightsbridge Inchcock, David is doing a fine job in sorting out the horrendous mess left by Gordon Brown's shambolic collection o...
London - (Reuterus & Royal Ass): Is House of Commons Speaker John Bercow 'up the Palace's arse?' The filthy row exploded over reports of Bercow 'being in bed with Prince William' following Tuesday's vote on sovereignty. Deputy chair of the...
Washington: Republican Peter King is seeking to introduce a bill to make it "illegal for anyone to carry a firearm within 1,000 feet of a government official". Members of Congress likewise disturbed by the recent Tucson massacre, yesterday called...
Washington - (Bonfire of the Insanities): The DC energy lobbyist and wife of presidential aide Dan Turton died in a shocking, freakishly bizarre 5am car blaze in her garage on Monday. Police and fire department investigators are on the case amid s...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced the formation of their new political party, The Lemonade Party. "We were going to join The Tea Party, but they're far too liberal for our liking," said party chairperson Ms. V. V...
The pollsters have Labour running away with it in the Oldham East & Saddleworth by-election today. "The same, but completely different." - That's the electoral paradox that emerges from a couple of opinion polls on the Oldham East & Saddleworth by-election this morning. The Election at Oldham East & Saddleworth by-election today same, because both the Lord Ashcroft survey for the A...
After gaining access to the Bank of England computer, the UBS cantonal Swiss Bank, BP shares records, the Haliburton executive details and Weapon Sales Bonus figures, the Stock Market Returns for 2010, the Bank of Scotland, several offshore account d...
An indoor Five-a-side soccer match between the 'Lib-Dems Conservative Disunited' (LDCD) and the 'Dilapidated Opposition Pretend Electioneers Shambles' (Dopes). It is to take place in George Osborne's airing cupboard on a date to be announced follo...
Following the TV recording in Parliament, we are shortly to be blessed with a new BBC weekly serial, depicting Members of Her Majesty's Government in Action. To be made in Brussels by Walt Disney and Imagine Films, it will have a weekly budget of £13. We can disclose here, the main characters and the actor who will play the part of the MP. David Cameron - Prime Minister To be played by:...
This hand picked selection of Political Quotes was gathered together by Inchcock, in the hopes of prompting a movement within the country to enable the overtaking of the Government, and its incarceration of the nepotistic, greedy, silver-spoon-in-the-mouths, members, and Her Majesties Opposition. 'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax i...
The shameless millionaire Chancellor George Osborne (who coined the phrase *we're all in this together", jetted off on a luxury skiing holiday - leaving Britain to suffer the backlash of his vicious policies. He went on the piste as struggling fam...
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