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Funny story: Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Washington - (Mendacious Mess): Spirits are riding high at last in the GOP today amid reports that Democrats' presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton "has fallen for the oldest trick in the book" and appointed Sandy Berger - the 9/...

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Funny story: Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

01 Oct 07, ANDERSON, SC, CSA-- In a whirlwind coup, South Carolina today ratified its secession from the United States (which occurred in 1860) and transferred its governmental powers to the Confederate States of America. Though the CSA had failed to...

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Funny story: Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Rudy Giuliani says he can beat Hillary Clinton since he "is far prettier than she is."...

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Funny story: Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...

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Funny story: Hillary To Handout $5,000 To U.S. Babies

Hillary To Handout $5,000 To U.S. Babies

Just when you thought the presidential candidates couldn't possibly do or say anything else stupid ...

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Funny story: Hillary "Up in Arms" to Win Democrat Nomination

Hillary "Up in Arms" to Win Democrat Nomination

Bald Knob, AR (Gay Blade)- Holding her own has always been one of former First Lady Hillary (Not Rodham Anymore) Clinton's foremost fortes. So much so that she's putting her rough and tough exterior to the ultimate test, in h...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton has Sex Change

Hillary Clinton has Sex Change

Speculation surrounding the disappearance of Hillary Clinton from the Presidential campaign trail is at a fevor pitch. The Senator from New York has not been seen in California for almost a month and many other States report that it has been even lon...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.

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Funny story: Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

President Bush is predicting that Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Democratic presidential primary.

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Funny story: Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...

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Funny story: Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

19 Sep 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- The Paradigm Research Group announced results of its "UFO Straw Poll", open only to extraterrestrials, at the National Press Club Monday. Group members also lobbied to end the CIA's "truth embargo&...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...

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Funny story: Clinton's wealth care plan

Clinton's wealth care plan

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Determined to avoid the fatal flaws of the disastrous 1993 White House Travel Orifice derailment of her wealth care plan Hillary Clinton has proposed an overhaul of the nation's wealth care system which would mean Amer...

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Funny story: Hillary livid as Hsu's lavish donations sourced to $40 million heist

Hillary livid as Hsu's lavish donations sourced to $40 million heist

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Yet another busy week for the Manhattan District Attorney's orifice as Capitol Hill eminence grise Norman Hsu's mysterious wealth is traced to a $40 million black hole in company accounts likened to a copy...

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Funny story: Hillary probed over Kate Winslet maternity link

Hillary probed over Kate Winslet maternity link

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Wannabe Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton faces some tough questions in the UK alleging she is the mother of Titanic actress Kate Winslet.

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Funny story: Hillary fun raiser busted in Colorado

Hillary fun raiser busted in Colorado

Grand Junction, Colorado -(Disaster Press): One of Hillary Clinton's top financial backers has been busted as a bail-bond fugitive from justice after sickening on an Amtrak trip.

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Funny story: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Accepted Into Hogwarts

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Accepted Into Hogwarts

5 Sep 07, HOGSMEADE, UK, EU-- Two presidential candidates are among enrollees at prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this term, said registrar Minerva McGonagall. President-Elect

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