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Funny story: Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

New York Senator and aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was allegedly seen masturbating in a men's room at the Washington DC Marriot this afternoon, according to Republican sources.

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Funny story: Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democratic presidential candidates have begun battling over who has the strongest tax-cutting credentials. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama dueled in the media yesterday with competing proposals to reduce the burden of taxes on Americans.

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Funny story: Hillary Will Show Her Avre Dupois if Elected

Hillary Will Show Her Avre Dupois if Elected

New York, New York (IP) - Hillary Clinton will show the world her Avre Dupois if elected. No candidate has ever done this before and it has raised a lot of controversy.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Got So Much Money Today

Ron Paul Got So Much Money Today

Every day and every time, at home-- Ron Paul gets the most money today, November 5th. Hillary gets less money today. November 5th, a long, long time ago, was the day Guy Fawkes was going to blow up the government. Ron Paul hit $4 million today and he...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Attacks Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton Attacks Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton turned up the heat in the 2008 presidential election by taking a shot at up-and-coming GOP candidate Ron Paul yesterday. Clinton referred to Paul derisively as a "radical pragmatist" when as...

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Funny story: Clinton: I'm Happy to be a Harpy

Clinton: I'm Happy to be a Harpy

Ames, Iowa - Hiilary Clinton made an explosive remark to reporters at her Ames, Iowa press conference on Thursday. When asked how she responded to her opponents recent attacks on her policy statements, Clinton fired back, "If they're accusin...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

After top MILF, Hillary Clinton, posed naked for an adult magazine and allegedly

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Rodham Clinton, the junior United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election, has announced that if she is not elected President she will run for Pope.

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Funny story: Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Teheran, Iran (Spoof Daily News Outlet) -- Iran's Revolutionary Guard, in an stunning vote today, declared Hilliary Clinton and her run for the Presidency a terrorist organization.

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Funny story: Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

(Spoof World News) Washington- In a shocking revelation today, Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Hilliary Rodham Clinton announced that she and former president Bill Clinton are not actually married.

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Funny story: Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

(New York) - More than 100 of New York's finest call girls are holding a 3-day fundraiser this weekend for presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Trusts that Americans are Largely Stupid; Polls Suggest She is Correct

Hillary Clinton Trusts that Americans are Largely Stupid; Polls Suggest She is Correct

Grassroots, USA -- As the latest polls are released today, one thing is clear: democratic Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign for the Presidency is on fire. As a result, it is abundantly clear that the American people are finally put off with the war...

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Funny story: Clinton vote angers rivals

Clinton vote angers rivals

WASHINGTON, Oct. 12 - Presidential Candidate and White House hopeful Hillary Clinton (D - NY) has come under another round of attacks over her support of another Senate resolution.

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Funny story: Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Washington - (Mendacious Mess): Spirits are riding high at last in the GOP today amid reports that Democrats' presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton "has fallen for the oldest trick in the book" and appointed Sandy Berger - the 9/...

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Funny story: Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

01 Oct 07, ANDERSON, SC, CSA-- In a whirlwind coup, South Carolina today ratified its secession from the United States (which occurred in 1860) and transferred its governmental powers to the Confederate States of America. Though the CSA had failed to...

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Funny story: Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Rudy Giuliani says he can beat Hillary Clinton since he "is far prettier than she is."...

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Funny story: Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...

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