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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Rodham Clinton, the junior United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election, has announced that if she is not elected President she will run for Pope.

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Funny story: Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Teheran, Iran (Spoof Daily News Outlet) -- Iran's Revolutionary Guard, in an stunning vote today, declared Hilliary Clinton and her run for the Presidency a terrorist organization.

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Funny story: Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

(Spoof World News) Washington- In a shocking revelation today, Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Hilliary Rodham Clinton announced that she and former president Bill Clinton are not actually married.

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Funny story: Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

(New York) - More than 100 of New York's finest call girls are holding a 3-day fundraiser this weekend for presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Trusts that Americans are Largely Stupid; Polls Suggest She is Correct

Hillary Clinton Trusts that Americans are Largely Stupid; Polls Suggest She is Correct

Grassroots, USA -- As the latest polls are released today, one thing is clear: democratic Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign for the Presidency is on fire. As a result, it is abundantly clear that the American people are finally put off with the war...

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Funny story: Clinton vote angers rivals

Clinton vote angers rivals

WASHINGTON, Oct. 12 - Presidential Candidate and White House hopeful Hillary Clinton (D - NY) has come under another round of attacks over her support of another Senate resolution.

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Funny story: Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Republicans' glee as Hillary appoints Sandy Berger

Washington - (Mendacious Mess): Spirits are riding high at last in the GOP today amid reports that Democrats' presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton "has fallen for the oldest trick in the book" and appointed Sandy Berger - the 9/...

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Funny story: Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

01 Oct 07, ANDERSON, SC, CSA-- In a whirlwind coup, South Carolina today ratified its secession from the United States (which occurred in 1860) and transferred its governmental powers to the Confederate States of America. Though the CSA had failed to...

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Funny story: Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Rudy Giuliani says he can beat Hillary Clinton since he "is far prettier than she is."...

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Funny story: Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...

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Funny story: Hillary To Handout $5,000 To U.S. Babies

Hillary To Handout $5,000 To U.S. Babies

Just when you thought the presidential candidates couldn't possibly do or say anything else stupid ...

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Funny story: Hillary "Up in Arms" to Win Democrat Nomination

Hillary "Up in Arms" to Win Democrat Nomination

Bald Knob, AR (Gay Blade)- Holding her own has always been one of former First Lady Hillary (Not Rodham Anymore) Clinton's foremost fortes. So much so that she's putting her rough and tough exterior to the ultimate test, in h...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton has Sex Change

Hillary Clinton has Sex Change

Speculation surrounding the disappearance of Hillary Clinton from the Presidential campaign trail is at a fevor pitch. The Senator from New York has not been seen in California for almost a month and many other States report that it has been even lon...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.

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Funny story: Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

President Bush is predicting that Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Democratic presidential primary.

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Funny story: Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...

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Funny story: Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

19 Sep 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- The Paradigm Research Group announced results of its "UFO Straw Poll", open only to extraterrestrials, at the National Press Club Monday. Group members also lobbied to end the CIA's "truth embargo&...

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