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Funny story: President Obama To Do Away With The FSP in Beverly Hills

President Obama To Do Away With The FSP in Beverly Hills

WATERLOO, Iowa - President Obama has wasted no time in keeping his promise to cut out certain federal programs that will have the least amount of affect on the least amount of citizens. The president, speaking before a crowd of 17,000 at The Crop...

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Funny story: White House Declares New National Holiday

White House Declares New National Holiday

President Obama, exercising his new mandate, declared a new national holiday honoring his election to a second term in a press release titled Up Yours! The President kicked off the new day of reflection and celebration in Washington by continuing hi...

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Funny story: Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (ABSNN) - The Florida Secretary of State certified today that Barack Obama won the state's election by a razor-thin margin of 74,000 votes. Tea Party freshman Congressman, Allen West, was defeated by fewer than 3,000 votes b...

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Funny story: Iranian Gun Boats Attack U.S. Drone In Gulf

Iranian Gun Boats Attack U.S. Drone In Gulf

Headline should read,"Iranian Jets Attack U.S. Drones in Gulf" President Obama gave the following speech to assembled reporters in the Rose Garden this afternoon. My fellow Americans: As President and Decider, uh...I mean Commander, in Chief, it is my duty to the American people to report that renewed hostile actions against United States drones on the high air in the Gulf of Persia have...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Tells The Haters, The Sore Losers, And Donald Trump To Leave The USA

Lady Gaga Tells The Haters, The Sore Losers, And Donald Trump To Leave The USA

CUCAMONGA, California - Lady Gaga finished performing her third encore at a sold out concert in The Santa Ana Winds Arena. Afterwards she went backstage and met with Bijou Silhouette of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Lady Gaga told her that she wa...

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Funny story: Latest Poll Says Black American Mormons would have Voted for Romney if only there were Any Black American Mormons

Latest Poll Says Black American Mormons would have Voted for Romney if only there were Any Black American Mormons

A new Fox News poll out today shows African American Mormons would have likely voted for Presidential candidate Mitt Romney in large numbers, if only there were any Black Mormons. Romney, reached during a vacation stop in Asheville North Carolina...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter. Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...

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Funny story: Obama reelection causes defection of citizens

Obama reelection causes defection of citizens

Washington DC, USA. The re-election of President Barack Obama has lead to some people buying survival packs and heading for the remote regions of the Rocky Mountains. It is estimated that one in four Americans aged between 28 and 42 years of age, wil...

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Funny story: Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

BOSTON - Mitt Romney was thoroughly beaten by President Barack Obama. The former governor of Massachusetts wasted no time in finding excuses as to why he lost the election. Romney stated that there were lots of reasons why he lost. He said tha...

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Funny story: Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Four more years of President Obama. That's what the American people have decided. After a close race Obama came out on top beating his challenger Mitt Romney. While some are delighted with the result, others are devastated. Fox News' chief o...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - President Obama and Governor Chris Christie

Political Facebook - President Obama and Governor Chris Christie

POLITICAL FACEBOOK President Obama: Good morning Chris. And how is my new BFF? 8:01 a.m. Governor Christie: Just fine Mr. President. How are things at the White House? 8:04 a.m. President Obama: I'm not at the White House right now. Michelle and I drove down to a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House for some breakfast. 8:07 a.m. Governor Christie: I ate earlier, but I'm still kinda...

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Funny story: President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

WASHINGTON - As America goes to the polls today a leading image consultant says the President Barack Obama will become more white if re-elected to the White House. Obama is slightly ahead of Republican Mitt Romney in most polls and is expected to...

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Funny story: Obama finally plays Mormon card

Obama finally plays Mormon card

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an unprecedented move, President Obama suspended his campaign today to address the nation from the White House, where he forcefully and unequivocally stated that Mitt Romney's Mormon faith should prohibit him from ever serving as...

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Funny story: Big Bird leads junta: seizes USA! Elections cancelled

Big Bird leads junta: seizes USA! Elections cancelled

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - The United States of America is now under the military control of Muppets from the Children's Television Workshop. Muppet Military Command (MMC) first occupied the Pentagon and took firm control over all US military forces i...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Fox News' chief of making speculation sound like actual facts, Bill O'Reilly, has revealed where he got the idea for his latest books 'Killing Lincoln' and 'Killing Kennedy'. O'Reilly, who co-wrote the books with the rarely mentioned Martin Dugard...

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Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans.  2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify.  3)...

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Funny story: Top Ten Republican Lies About Obama

Top Ten Republican Lies About Obama

"I have done everything I said I would do," Mr. Obama says at every opportunity. "But what I didn't do, I will do in the next four years." Yes, conservative sticklers will cavil that the second assertion contradicts the first. But common sense, liberally applied, allows one to understand the president's meaning, which is simply that he has kept many or most of his most important promises, as he...

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