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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, is this afternoon "very embarrassed" over her involvement in a row over films that have been deemed to be of a Pornographic nature, it has been reported. It's alleged that Ms Smith's husband, Richard Timney, viewe...

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Funny story: Why Juggling Is Better Than Sex

Why Juggling Is Better Than Sex

... You don't need a partner to juggle. ... Having blue balls isn't a bad thing. ... You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with. ... Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls. ... You don't have to wear protection. ... You don't have to worry if your juggling partner is a minor. ... After juggling, you can do it again right away.

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Funny story: 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks. 3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger. 4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to. 5. Drinking drives people to sex, where...

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Funny story: Facebook condom crusade against Pope raises little more than awareness of their folly

Facebook condom crusade against Pope raises little more than awareness of their folly

Cameroon, Africa - Facebook nerds and geeks (mostly from European countries) recently held a joint press conference via Webcam from their bedrooms, recreation dens and basements of their parents' houses today, vowing to remain celibate and save the w...

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Funny story: My 25th wedding anniversary fortnight of hell!

My 25th wedding anniversary fortnight of hell!

Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed. Da...

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Funny story: Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Washington,DC/ Hiv/Aids Capitol of the United States of America - In another case of ignoring growing economic concerns over loss of jobs, the government Welfare Agency, USAID, under the auspices of the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, effective...

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Funny story: Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins. Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.

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Funny story: A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

In the first of my articles which will each describe an aspect of everyday Swedish life, we'll get to see what often constitutes a typical immigrant nuclear family, in this nation famous for it's welcoming raconteurs. Sweden: a country where the only definite way of making sure it's farmers don't start poking the livestock is to dupe them into signing television programme contracts that give...

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Funny story: Is LeAnn Rimes Having An Affair?

Is LeAnn Rimes Having An Affair?

Has LeAnn Rimes been caught having an affair with her "Northern Lights"onscreen love interest? That's the shocking allegation made by US Weekly about the country cutie who's accused of falling for her Lifetime TV movie Northern Lights costar Eddie...

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Funny story: DVD Menu Loops During Loss Of Virginity

DVD Menu Loops During Loss Of Virginity

Kristen Stabler and Ryan Hokum, both of Havertown, Maryland, engaged in their first coital act together Saturday night while the menu of the DVD they had been watching looped continuously. The DVD in question, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Ho...

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Funny story: Nation's Capitol Quarantined As HIV Rates "higher than Urganda & Kenya" - Politicians Flee!

Nation's Capitol Quarantined As HIV Rates "higher than Urganda & Kenya" - Politicians Flee!

Washington,DC/ Report from the Surgeon General/Urgent! - President Obama declared a state of emergency today and imposed martial law after D.C. Health Officials stated the HIV/AIDS rate was 3% of the population and climbing. All approaches to the...

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Funny story: Female Orgasm: A Myth

Female Orgasm: A Myth

As illusory as an infant's smile and harder to duplicate than a lightning strike, men have tortured themselves and suffered persecution from others for their inability to make their lady love COME. Apparently a San Francisco cult has been established...

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Funny story: Blog Buzz: Sarah Silverman Dumps Kimmel for Abe Lincoln?

Blog Buzz: Sarah Silverman Dumps Kimmel for Abe Lincoln?

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have broken up again, flaming the unrealistic sexual fantasies of adolescent boys coast to coast. However, rumors of sexual incompatibility are leading many to speculate what could possibly make Sarah Silverman blush...

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Funny story: Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks

Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks

A mother of octuplets was seen stalking sperm banks after her publicist quit her employ in anger. The publicist, who will not disclose his name, said Octom mom is a greedy nut case. Asked why he was so upset he said, first she made him watch a...

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Funny story: Keira Knightley Quite Fancies Threesome With Spoof Writers Morse and BuckwheatsButt - Allegedly

Keira Knightley Quite Fancies Threesome With Spoof Writers Morse and BuckwheatsButt - Allegedly

London, England - High cheekboned actress Keira Knightley, leading lady in the legendary Hollywood saga, 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' tonight agreed to a second interview with a spoof writer following a rather embarrassing incident when a previous inte...

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Funny story: Taxachusetts Governor Proposes "Hummer Tax", Combat Zone Working Girls Call for Strike!

Taxachusetts Governor Proposes "Hummer Tax", Combat Zone Working Girls Call for Strike!

Boston, Ma./ Working Girl News, The Bling Report - Taxachusetts Governor Deval "Cadillac" Patrick proposed additional taxes this week to bail out his corrupt state sinking further into the mire of Government Spending, No-Show Jobs, and disability pay...

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Funny story: "Sexting" scandal breaks out on home schooling polygamist compound campus

"Sexting" scandal breaks out on home schooling polygamist compound campus

Brimstone, Texas - It seems not even the most self secluded among us are capable of escaping our modern technical age, as it has been confirmed that several members of the home schooled student body of the House of Bethel Polygamist Compound in Brims...

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