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Funny story: Palin Privately Sees GOP Defeat And Plans On Exciting Post-Election Fireworks!

Palin Privately Sees GOP Defeat And Plans On Exciting Post-Election Fireworks!

Our reporter was able to corral the ebullient Sarah Palin after her stunning showing at the Vice-Presidential debate this past week. The showdown between Biden and Palin had been predicted to be a 'trainwreck for Palin,' especially, by the most liber...

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Funny story: Ticked Off McCain Dumps Palin As Running Mate

Ticked Off McCain Dumps Palin As Running Mate

Hot on the heels of the Vice-Presidential debate, Republican presidential nominee John McCain (the really old-looking one), has dumped his Vice-Presidential running mate, Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Kidnapped Prior to Vice-Presidential Debate

Sarah Palin Kidnapped Prior to Vice-Presidential Debate

According to anonymous Republican moderates, Sarah Palin, the GOP Vice-Presidential candidate, was temporarily kidnapped just before her debate with Democrat Joe Biden this past Thursday. These multiple sources state that certain far-right die-h...

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Funny story: Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Face After He Fingered her Way to Debate Success!

Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Face After He Fingered her Way to Debate Success!

Sarah Palin found inspiration while sitting on Karl Rove's lap during the Veep Debate. With Karl's veteran hand up her dress, the Governor came and came and just kept coming...up with the right performance while Gentleman Joe Biden looked on in shock...

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Funny story: Nukular Added to OED

Nukular Added to OED

The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) announced Saturday that it is adding the word nukular to its words in common usage. The change was under consideration for several years due to President Bush's accent. Sarah Palin's repeated use of the term in Thu...

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Funny story: DNA Proof: Sarah Palin is Vladimir Putin

DNA Proof: Sarah Palin is Vladimir Putin

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientists working in the DNA lab section of the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus (MPOC) have concluded with 100% scientific certainty that Sarah Palin and Vladimir Putin are one and the same. Political observers...

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Funny story: Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

News outlets were trying to see what type of facial reactions and body motions both vice presidential candidates would show in the debate, but with one of the candidates that might have been a problem because of botox injection rumors. CBS had hir...

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Funny story: Ms. Palin, you're no Angelina, I know Angelina

Ms. Palin, you're no Angelina, I know Angelina

At a time of war, when our country's economic future looks as uncertain as Iraq paying for its own reconstruction, the country's insulted that John McCain couldn't find someone prettier and more qualified to be his running mate. Yes, he can use Palin's energy and spunk to give him a boost, but Angie has class. He's after all an old man who's beginning to walk with a shuffle, looks grumpy and...

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Funny story: The Biden-Palin Debate...(No One Won)

The Biden-Palin Debate...(No One Won)

EAST ST. LOUIS, Missouri - Most pollsters believe that the Joe Biden vs. Sarah Palin vice-presidential debate pretty much ended up being a draw. Giuseppe Riggafrutch, executive director of the Milwaukee-based Covey of Pheasants Political Opinion...

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Funny story: Joe Biden invites Sarah Palin to his Home Depot for the next debate

Joe Biden invites Sarah Palin to his Home Depot for the next debate

Joe Biden was furious that the audience was "obviously stocked" with Sarah Palin supporters who laughed at her jokes, but who all gasped and moaned at each of his beaming leers. "John knows I can't smile with my eyes, like most folks!" He howled...

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Funny story: Biden Spanks Palin During and After Debate

Biden Spanks Palin During and After Debate

While both Republican and Democratic camps were quick to declare victory after this week's vice presidential debates, it was Senator Biden who won a personal bet with Governor Palin over viewer response to the telecast. The terms of the wager were...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

DISCLAIMER: The following contains a frank discussion of sex and politics. Those who prefer them in separate doses please read no further. (New York-NY) To those of you expecting the usual news parody, sorry. After watching the Vice Presidential debate between Senator Joe "Smooth Fella" Biden and Sarah "Cha-Cha" Palin, I feel compelled to just state my view, no parody intended. Why? I am convin...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals She Was Sexually Abused By a Polar Bear!

Sarah Palin Reveals She Was Sexually Abused By a Polar Bear!

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire)-- In a dramatic press conference here on Sunday, Sarah Palin revealed that she was sexually abused by a polar bear as a child in Alaska. With tears streaming down her eyes, the Republican vice presidential nominee described...

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Funny story: Ford Motor Company Fights McCain / Palin Over Maverick Claim

Ford Motor Company Fights McCain / Palin Over Maverick Claim

Detroit MI - In a striking turn-around, Ford has reclaimed ownership of the one and only TRUE "Maverick" title and will fight the McCain campaign all the way to the supreme court if necessary to prove it. "Sure, McCain is old, rusty, worn out and...

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Funny story: Biden to Palin: Put Out or Shut Up

Biden to Palin: Put Out or Shut Up

US Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Sarah Palin went at it head to toe last night in their first and last televised debate. The candidates flirted with topics ranging from the economy to the environment, Iraq to Hooters. Tension mounted whe...

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Funny story: McCain Admits: I Only Picked Her To Win!

McCain Admits: I Only Picked Her To Win!

John McCain who has sometimes shown himself to be an honest John explained that his real motive for picking her was so he could be a winner. McCain begged America to understand. He told them about his hard life in an unaffectionate military home...

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Funny story: Debate Doll Sarah Palin Thinks Achilles Heel is Extra Large Trojan!

Debate Doll Sarah Palin Thinks Achilles Heel is Extra Large Trojan!

Apparently all of those 6 subpar schools Sarah Palin tooled through to beg a BA, did not have much of a Classics department or maybe the moose hunting majors were exempt from the Greek mythology requirement. The question about your Achilles heel...

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