Tens of thousands of Tea Party members showed up at the Wisconsin Capitol this weekend to show support for Governor Scott Walker, whose budget plan will strip unions of their right to negotiate. They brought signs that practically begged the governor...
Coalition deputy leader Nick Clegg has launched the campaign for the Alternative Vote. Speaking at a conference of small businessmen in Taunton yesterday, Clegg stated that" this is not about me, this is all about introducing a voting system in Br...
Prime Minister David Cameron and Deputy Prime Minster Nick Clegg have both made statements emphasising that the upcoming referendum on changing the voting system will not wreck the Coalition. Although the Liberal Democrat leader has called for the...
Last night, with the Sphinx-like Sphinx in the background, President Hosni Mubarak addressed his people in a manner that demonstrated the Egyptian paradox of defiant compliance. While the world expected that he would withdraw from ruling the nati...
KITTERY, Maine-In a sweeping 45-0 decision, the Kittery Council for Betterment And The Removal of Morons (or KCBRM), has elected that all 49 members of the Kittery Library Association will be banished from the town, due to their obvious stupidity and...
From Dense Inchcock Spoorf Gazette Reporter - 10th Feb 2011 - 1049hrs Disgraced former Labour MP Eric Illsley faces a possible prison term when he is sentenced for fiddling his expenses. Illsley, 55, was under massive pressure to stand down as the member for Barnsley Central after he pleaded guilty last month to dishonestly claiming some £14,500 of public money. But he did not quit as an...
David Cameron Would Like You to.... To MP's Expense fiddles you will all eventually acclimatise, Realise MPs do not tell an untruth, or lie they aphorise, Never force of expect fiddling MPs to apologise, Support your MP when charges of dishonesty arise, Not complain when we give ourselves a massive pay rise, Realise that the poor, we have to bully and brutalise, Accept for Old...
The Government has asked Jeremy Hunt to head up a Commission of the future to be called 'Ignorance is Bliss'. There are several strands to this new policy which will be popular with the electorate and ensure a Tory Government for the rest of time.
The US has briefed a number of foreign governments, including the UK, about the possible release of more diplomatic files by whistleblower site Wikileaks. The state department said the release of diplomatic cables would "create tension" between US...
The Spoof Gazette scoop, reveals that the Government and opposition Cabinet members has come up with an idea to make up their losses, due to having their expense fiddlings limited now that it is being monitored by their fellow crooks in the Government, and they must be more careful not to get caught. It has been proposed that members record a cover version of previous hit records, to be release...
2011 is just barely underway, and yet Washington D.C. is already abuzz about the 2012 elections. On Tuesday, November 6, 2012, all U.S. Representative seats and many Senate seats will be up for grabs, along with quite a few governor's races and legis...
Le Monde is reporting today on the three women most prominent in American politics these days. Sub-titled: BOP-ing the vote in America, it features biographies of Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and Sarah Palin (BOP). "The Americans are alw...
President Obama shocked the World and the American Nation today with this unprecedented announcement during a live press briefing from the White House. The US President made the following statement: "My fellow Americans. Today is a very import...
A total of four candidates have put themselves forward to contest the leadership of the Fianna Fail Party after the deadline for nominations passed at lunchtime on Monday 24th Jan 2011. Former Foreign Affairs Minister Micheal Martin is the bookies...
Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...
I jumped the gun a bit in the last chapter. I should of mentioned what happened to me in the 1950s when I was 15yrs old. It was a tempestuous time. I was in Washington in 1951 doing a bit of shopping when I bumped into this bloke at the bus stop. He looked a bit tired so I asked him what was wrong. He said he had been up all night thinking about the Japanese. I told him it was about time someon...
Taoiseach Brian Cowen has reacted with speed and dynamism following the shock resignations of five ministers in the Irish Government. Cowen, who recently won the Irish TV show 'Brian's Got Talent' in which people called Brian had to display talent...
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