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Funny story: New F.B.I. Style British Police Force to Be Run From Bombay Call - Centre

New F.B.I. Style British Police Force to Be Run From Bombay Call - Centre

Tony Blair has ordered a radical shake-up of the way that Great Britain is policed, following complaints from police officers.

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Funny story: Man digs up park for buried birthday beer money

Man digs up park for buried birthday beer money

A German man dug a hole the size of a large mattress in a park in a vain attempt to recover a 100 Euro note he had buried a week earlier. Police in the city of Aachen at first mistook the shovel-wielding 35-year-old for a construction worker, but wer...

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Funny story: Local man un-earths A-BOMB in back yard

Local man un-earths A-BOMB in back yard

Council Bluffs, Iowa-- Robert Walker, a local man, today got the attention of local police when he called 911 and told the operator that he found an atomic bomb in his backyard, while mowing his lawn. When the operator asked why he was mowing his law...

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald Arrested!

Ronald McDonald Arrested!

McDonalds frontman Ronald McDonald was arrested today after police caught him in the middle of a lewd act in the toilet of a McDonalds restaurant.

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Funny story: Search continues for Steve Irwin's son

Search continues for Steve Irwin's son

Teams of police and volunteers continued their pain staking search yesterday along the crocodile infested banks of northern Australia's South Alligator River for Steve Irwin's one month old son following a bizarre water skiing accident.

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Funny story: Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

NAMBLA Times For sale to NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) member in good standing, one 37,000 SF Estate named “Neverland Ranch”. Known as the “Crown Jewel of Beverly Hills”, this exciting property sits high atop a steep cliff where you can spot police cars and irate parents coming from miles away.

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Funny story: Elicia Battle Claims She Lost Her Ticket to See "My Baby's Daddy"

Elicia Battle Claims She Lost Her Ticket to See "My Baby's Daddy"

Cleveland, Ohio Elicia Battle, the Euclid, Ohio woman who filed a false police report claiming she had purchased and then lost the winning tick...

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Funny story: Spoof writer sacked after paedophile weblink scam

Spoof writer sacked after paedophile weblink scam

Famous Spoof writer Martyn Memberton has been sensationally sacked - after callously directing online readers to a police paedophile entrapment website if they rated his stories badly.

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Funny story: Wave of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled

Wave of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled

A shocked fast-food community is trying to come to grips with a wave of killings that apparently is only targeting their own super star personalities.

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Funny story: Pull off into paradise?

Pull off into paradise?

A boarding house situated in Blackpool has been charged with false advertising. Their slogan ‘pull off into paradise' has been targeted by the police because of its misleading nature. One policeman said ‘this catchphrase suggests that the boarding ho...

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Funny story: Iraq Acquires New Outside Police Force in Auction Mishap

Iraq Acquires New Outside Police Force in Auction Mishap

In what some are calling a common auction "glitch," Iraq accidentally purchased the previously defunct Fantasy Island Police Force.

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Funny story: McJacko

McJacko

NEVERLAND, CA - Police searching Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch have stumbled upon more shocking news concerning the star's fondness for children.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson escapes from police

Michael Jackson escapes from police

Dangerous kiddie-snaffler Michael Jackson has escaped from custody today, and made off with an Ice Cream van which he plans to use to lure children into his clutches.

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Funny story: Bush Visit Creates Criminal Heaven

Bush Visit Creates Criminal Heaven

London's criminal underworld went on an unprecedented crime binge yesterday whilst the entire compliment of the Metropolitan Police Force was guarding President Bush.

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Funny story: Leeds United to just 'Give Up'

Leeds United to just 'Give Up'

Leeds United Football Club (LUFC) have this morning announced plans to simply 'give up', in the face of the new and current police investigation into one of their players.

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Funny story: Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

That Guy Who Made Sound Effects, star of seven ‘Police Academy' films is 15% ahead in the polls in the Presidential election campaign.

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Funny story: Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

In the never ending fight against the drug trafficking, shootings and general brutalities of Yardie crime gangs, police are now facing the fact that lawful tactics have failed. This has led to the formation of a vigilante gang of tough tattooed infan...

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