(From Our Man at the Hanover Gate building site, Tuesday). Bailiffs, accompanied by officers of the Metropolitan Police Special Branch, this morning executed a search and evict warrant at Winfield House in the slightly prestigious Outer Circle area...
It has been revealed to the spoof today that as part of the ongoing reforms of the police in Northern Ireland, under the Good Friday Agreement, the police are to be issued new weapons.
An American National Airlines pilot was fined by airport police and sanctioned by the airlines for excessive flatulence after airline crew members and passengers complained of noxious fumes in the cabin during a trans-continental flight today.
Police in Wetumpka, Illinois, have closed down the China Boat Chinese restaurant after a special promotion went awry and parents complained.
Police have urged residents of a sleepy Hampshire village not to leave their homes after 9pm this Sunday as a protest march, with full union backing, has been organised by local action group, Cows On Opium, (COO). COO are protesting against farmer Hubert Sciatica's decision to house potentially dangerous butterflies in a field adjacent to their own.
(Bozeman, Montana) Police were called early this morning to Hobart's Bar on the West side of Bozeman where a fight was in progress between two "totally wasted" lumberjacks.
With Channel 4's Big Brother to air its new season on Friday, speculation has been rife surrounding how the reality show can attract viewers this year..
After a crime spree which lasted nearly two hours and raged all the way from Washington Beach to just outside of the Ammu-Nation shop in Downtown, Tommy Vercetti was apprehended by the Vice City police department earlier today.
Berlin, Germany- Late yesterday local authorities found a stash of cocaine hidden at a local McDonalds. After investigation, police found out that McDonalds would smuggle cocaine to the drug customers through ice cream. The customer would ha...
Police officers were stunned when they clocked 85 yr old pensioner, Mabel Smith doing 150 mph on the pavement outside Manchester's Sainsbury supermarket in what appeared to be a standard mobility scooter.
(Eureka Springs, Arkansas) Local resident Jeb Foster, 33, has long vexed municipal authorities in this picturesque southern town. While police here are fully prepared to deal with the inevitable reports of sightings of deceased legends such as Elv...
An earlier report made to the spoof, told of the tragic events following an early morning parade in honor of the Muppets creator Jim Hanson. where In which Kermit the Frog, probably best known as Hanson's favorite creation was gunned down on the moto...
MEXICO CITY - A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who suspect he may have been turning him into tamales.
In another turnaround regarding Iraq, United States Pro Consul J. Paul Bremmer has announced that he is pulling all military forces out of major Iraqi cities and will no longer rely on Iraqi police or private security contractors to stabilize the sec...
KOSOVSKA MITROVICA: Three UN police officers - two American women and a Jordanian - were killed in northern Kosovo and 11 others were injured after a quarrel between Anglo-Saxon and Arab UN officers about US policy in the middle east led to an exchan...
Unconfirmed Sources indicate a nation-wide round up of satirists has begun. Thousands of Department of Justice as well as AFT, FBI, NSA and even local police are being mobilized in the effort. Teams are fanning out across the nation arresting satiris...
A dawn swoop Thursday by MI5 agents and police saw eight British farmers arrested and their premises raided for possession of the explosive ammonium nitrate which can sometimes be used as fertilizer. The farmers were dragged from their beds and taken...
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