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Funny story: Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Households throughout the UK were filled with the sounds of people vomiting last night as Liverpool gained some respect at the end of a difficult season by stuffing their FA Cup nemesis. The scousers roused themselves from Saturday's final defeat...

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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

After Monday nights home defeat to Wigan Athletic, Blackburn Rovers have slipped through the relegation trap door and into the Championship. The one nil reverse at Ewood Park means they have lost a dozen home games this season and epitomises their...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...

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Funny story: Liverpool Robbed

Liverpool Robbed

WEMBLEY - As if losing the FA Cup final in controversial circumstances, when an Andy Carroll header appeared to have crossed the line, but was not given, the Liverpool team returned to their dressing room in disconsolate mood, only to learn that they...

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Funny story: Fernando Torres hot spell 'due to climate change' says expert

Fernando Torres hot spell 'due to climate change' says expert

After circus act Fernando Torres caught fire performing a hat-trick in Chelsea's 6-1 win over QPR in West London on Sunday, experts claim his hot spell is down to climate change. Walter Waffleson from the Institute of Hot Air Studies, explained th...

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Funny story: Man O Man it's City!

Man O Man it's City!

The Red Devils of Manchester left their satanic powers behind them last night and deserved to get "Blue-n" away. But every red cloud has a silver (second position) lining: They not only lost the one title last night, they lost the other one too. "Bri...

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Funny story: Herby Retires, Mancanini takes Over New Leagues in Europe

Herby Retires, Mancanini takes Over New Leagues in Europe

Breaking News in Manchester's "Football Heaven" ManU; Is that Sir Alex Herbison has had enough of football and offered his team to "that Count", Roberto Mancinini.(the Scottish dialect is hard to understand He said; during an exclusive interview w...

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Funny story: Manchester Derby: Manchester City great; Sir Alex Ferguson grates.

Manchester Derby: Manchester City great; Sir Alex Ferguson grates.

A solitary goal by Vincent Kompany in the Manchester derby gave all three points to City tonight, who are now keeping United 'company' at the top of the table with 83 points. FOLD TRAFFORD? The noisy neighbours City completed a league double ov...

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Funny story: FA choose Roy Hodgson because he's boring and they hope England fans will not notice a thing...zzz!

FA choose Roy Hodgson because he's boring and they hope England fans will not notice a thing...zzz!

The eventual choice of Roy Hodgson as England's footy manager is a sensational, master move; in fact the best they have made since appointing Alf Ramsey, but then the times were different, very! Roy is so boring he will send England fans to sleep...

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Funny story: Rooney Gives Another Granny One (Autograph - Calm Down)

Rooney Gives Another Granny One (Autograph - Calm Down)

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney today freely admitted that he'd given yet another Granny one - an autograph that is. And this isn't the first time it's happened. Usually when people see the words 'Rooney' and 'Granny' together in a headline...

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Funny story: Eagerly Awaited Manchester Derby Cancelled

Eagerly Awaited Manchester Derby Cancelled

In a stunning last minute development, it's just been announced that the keenly anticipated Manchester Derby has just been cancelled, leaving Sir Alex Ferguson "gutted and as sick as a parrot." The hottest ticket in town just a few hours ago is no...

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Funny story: NASA Boffins Gather In Manchester

NASA Boffins Gather In Manchester

Space boffins from NASA and universities around the world are gathering in Manchester for a rare opportunity to study a cosmic phenomenon tonight. It is believed that representatives from the astrophysics community will be descending on the myster...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Furious At Roy Hodgson Appointment

Harry Redknapp Furious At Roy Hodgson Appointment

Harry Redknapp has wished Roy Hodgson well after the Football Association approached the West Brom manager for the England role yesterday. He also said he did not hold any grudges at being overlooked. The Spurs manager's bottom lip quivered as...

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Funny story: Orient to forfeit Hartlepool match after turning up to wrong Victoria Park?

Orient to forfeit Hartlepool match after turning up to wrong Victoria Park?

Leyton Orients League One survival hopes were thrown into chaos this morning when it was revealed they may have to forfeit Saturdays match v Hartlepool after the club coach driver initially took them to the wrong Victoria Park. Instead of the Monk...

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Funny story: Gentleman John Terry Red Carded For Kneeing Alexis Sanchez Up The Bottom

Gentleman John Terry Red Carded For Kneeing Alexis Sanchez Up The Bottom

There was an extremely tense atmosphere at the Camp Nou as Barcelona entertained Chelsea in the Champions League semi final a few minutes ago, with Chelsea under siege from a rampant Barcelona strike force. Including Lionel Messi and Alexis Sanchez.

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Funny story: Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Barcelona have warned Chelsea's D.Drogba not to play-act, dive, roll all over the ground after being hit with a feather, roll his eye-balls at the cameras, waste time or generally act like Hugh Grant; terrible! Didier, refutes all of the claims th...

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Funny story: West Ham Conversion

West Ham Conversion

West Ham are praying that the Saints will lose their last match and that the Hammers will get 6 past Hull on Saturday, just like in the last home match, just in case the Saints draw their last match. If the prayers are answered the Irons will get aut...

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