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Funny story: The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

SHERMAN OAKS, California - It has been reported that Charlie Sheen AKA the Space Cadet gave Lindsay Lohan AKA Lucky Lohan $100,000 so she could pay her income taxes. But Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight spoke to a very close, unnamed frien...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria To Have Her Own Cooking Show

Eva Longoria To Have Her Own Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Desperate Housewives is thrilled at the fact that she will be having her very own cooking show starting in December. Longoria told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has agreed to host a new Nourishment...

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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. Cobbler and Gobbler, two turkeys who h...

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Funny story: Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

WASHINTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama carried on the tradition of pardoning a turkey this Thanksgiving, but the recipient of the clemency, Karl Rove, was not at all impressed. "We received requests to pardon more than 50,000 turkeys this...

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Funny story: Downtrodden Obama "Accidentally" Puts Himself on Kill List

Downtrodden Obama "Accidentally" Puts Himself on Kill List

In a shocking Wikileaks disclosure, it was revealed late last night that President Obama, who the New York Times reported maintains a "kill list" of persons targeted for assassination, recently put himself on the kill list - by accident. Or was it...

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Funny story: Obama's Gaff during Concession Calls

Obama's Gaff during Concession Calls

Washington, DC - In the tradition of good sportsmanship, no matter how hard it may be for the losing candidates, it has become almost mandatory that the losing party phone the winning side, to concede the election results, usually by the time the fi...

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Funny story: Obama attempts to "French Kiss" Burma's Daw Aung San Suu Kyi

Obama attempts to "French Kiss" Burma's Daw Aung San Suu Kyi

Newly re-elected President Obama has travelled to Burma for a bit of R & R after his strenuous election campaign. He thought that Burmese opposition leader, Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, could do with a bit of cheering up after two years of house arrest...

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Funny story: New species of suckerfish named after Obama

New species of suckerfish named after Obama

Tuscaloosa, Alabama - Scientists at the Alabama Museum of Natural Hystery have named a newly discovered relative of the Whitefin Sharksucker species after President Obama. Echeneis Neucratoides Obamanemesis is a rare example of remora from the Ec...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Visits The White House

Honey Boo Boo Visits The White House

McINTYRE, Georgia - One of President Obama's biggest little supporters is Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo of the cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The little seven-year-old veteran of the reality show Toddlers & Tiaras recentl...

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Funny story: McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - Arizona Senator John McCain ripped President Barack Obama's failure to offer a bail out to Twinkie producer Hostess Brands this afternoon. Speaking before the US Senate, McCain called Obama a "heartless, Godless un-Amer...

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Funny story: Dangerous Stupid Levels Found In NYC Water

Dangerous Stupid Levels Found In NYC Water

The most recent quarterly testing of New York City's water supply revealed dangerous levels of stupid in the city's water - over eighteen times the permissible levels, even by New York's lenient stupid standards (New York is second only to Georgia in...

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Funny story: Obama Wins Angriest Man Prize

Obama Wins Angriest Man Prize

David Lynch, creator of the cult-hit comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World, announced yesterday that President Obama has won the annual Angriest Man in the World award for threatening to punch out John McCain behind the White House utility shed.

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Funny story: 'Rogue planet' spotted transiting Obama's 'birther' chart

'Rogue planet' spotted transiting Obama's 'birther' chart

Washington DC - Capitol Hill stargazers are close to panic at evidence that a 'rogue planet' is transiting President Obama's birth chart. Spotted some 100 light years from Earth and provisionally dubbed CFBDSIR2149-0403 the 'homeless' celestial bo...

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Funny story: A Brief History of Secession

A Brief History of Secession

Following President Obama's reelection, petitioners from 32 states have filed a lawsuit with the federal government to let their respective states secede from the Union. Let's take a look at the history of secession movements in the United States 1776: 13 Colonies of the British Empire unlawfully attempt to detach themselves from the crown and form a government under the preposterous idea of se...

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Funny story: Some Hard-Hitting Election Comments From Noted Politicians

Some Hard-Hitting Election Comments From Noted Politicians

Here are some statements, comments, quotes, observations, and remarks that some noted politicians and non-politicians have recently stated regarding the recent presidential election. • Mitt Romney - "Well it sure looks like I wasted millions and millions of my own damn money for nothing, absolutely nothing." • Newt Gingrich - "My goodness, the Democrats came out of the friggin woodwork and R...

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Funny story: Republicans Experience A Religious Epiphany After Obama Is Elected- "God Wants Us To Work With Brother Obama!"

Republicans Experience A Religious Epiphany After Obama Is Elected- "God Wants Us To Work With Brother Obama!"

Republicans have been almost unanimous in quoting that a Divine inspiration has descended upon them. Apparently this heavenly apparition was bestowed upon their golden leader, John Boehner. Mr. Boehner, his eyes glowing with enlightened envisionm...

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Funny story: Obama to appear on episode of pawn stars

Obama to appear on episode of pawn stars

According to sources close to Obama the president will appear on a future episode of the hit History channel show "Pawn Stars". The president is said to be bringing the declaration of independence in hopes of selling it for around 3 trillion doll...

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