There was concern this evening for controversial spoof news 'writer', Monkey Woods, after it emerged that Swine Flu had arrived in the West Midlands town of Dudley, and was lodged in his throat. UK health experts say they have 'no idea' how Woods...
There was terror and pandemonium in the northwest of England at lunchtime today, after an earthquake struck the Lancashire town of Lancaster, home of the UK's premier news and bullshit outlet, TheSpoof.com. The quake, measuring 0.0zero on the Rich...
After a seemingly healthy period for website The Spoof, which had long recovered from a dreadful outbreak of bad Goody articles, a plague of Boils of almost Biblical proportions struck it this week. Boil analyst Sir Hackney P. Look said: 'One minu...
Following the runaway success of Susan Boyle on the smash TV show Britain's Got Some Talent Somewhere, not to mention the show's overwhelming influence on satirical website TheSpoof.com, I decided to take my crack reporting team to the London auditio...
In his annual budget speech, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alastair Darling has announced that spoof stories will now be subject to a 25% levy. In a desperate bid to kickstart the economy, the Minister has spotted an excellent source of revenue.
A TheSpoof.com writer announced seconds ago that he is to relinquish all previous employment activities in order to pursue a new career as a professional cat whisperer. The writer in question, who wishes to remain anonymous, is to start his new ca...
Spoof writers Monkey Woods and Rula Nation were amazed to find their stories have fallen deeply in love with each other. Rula Nation the author of such classics of 'Shit for Shetty' was pleasantly surprised to see his story fall for Monkey Wood's...
Roy Turse, the reclusive parody news writer for theSpoof.com has issued a challenge to celebrity Ashton Kutcher. It follows the star's win against CNN in a contest to be first to get a million Twitter followers. The new challenge is to write a st...
Writers from TheSpoof.com are threatening to take industrial action after perceived slights from the general public. The issue most commonly raised was that readers of Spoof stories were too unappreciative of the writers' efforts to bother clicking a...
Boca Raton,FL / Aviary News - A dispute over the ownership of a 193 year old Parrot has spilled into local courts and is now gathering national attention from bored Journalists. The vociferous Parrot, whose age was verified by an Aviary Expert af...
Spoof writer NickFun lamented today that fewer people than ever have been rating his stories, even though he thinks he's doing a fine job. I check my statistics almost daily", Fun said. "Every day, even when I don't have a new story, I get at lea...
The government is concerned about the number of persons suffering from multiple identities. It will make attempting to fix the result of the next election a logistical nightmare. Professor R Usty of the Spoofers Research Institute said "This is a...
In a scathing article yesterday, Mr Skoob, the scourge of fleet street, levelled accusations at Roy Turse about his 'prediction' of G20 demonstrator damage, and suggested that he may have been involved in anarchistic activities. In the light of these allegations, several other writers have also turned on Roy, forcing him to issue the following statement: It was an accident! By coincidence I w...
Bewilderment today at the Spoof.com as word comes in of developments in the City Of London at today's G20 Summit protests. Some days ago, fellow reporter and one time Below Decks crew member Roy Turse posted copy in an article entitled: Sir Fre...
The scuffle involved two guests at a Commons party hosted by Conservative chairman Eric Pickles on Monday night. The pair, whom Tory sources identified as journalists from the Sun and Daily Star, left the event but continued arguing about breasts in...
Salt Lake City - Answering stinging criticism that his writers are merely pawns in his global dating service empire for unwed Moslems, Mark Lowton has announced that "The top writer for TheSpoof.com will henceforth be rewarded annually with a smart w...
MPs are being prevented from surfing the internet for pornography and other 'inappropriate' material in their Commons offices, it is being claimed. A filter which blocks access to websites that contain "offensive or illegal content or are sources of...
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