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Funny story: Sarah Adds a Nod to Her Wasilla Wink!

Sarah Adds a Nod to Her Wasilla Wink!

OK, so I know you already think I'm crazy for thinking that VPILF Sarah Palin winked directly at me during her debate with ole Joe Biden. The supporting evidence of my actual baptismal name, Joe Sixpack, seems to have done little good in persuading the public to accept my modest claim that Ice Princess Palin truly batted an eye in my unworthy direction. Therefore I, Joe 6-P, is somewhat he...

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Funny story: McCain Investigated by Ripley's Believe it or Not for claim He impregnated Palin's pregnant Daughter for a Third Time!

McCain Investigated by Ripley's Believe it or Not for claim He impregnated Palin's pregnant Daughter for a Third Time!

Everyone knew Mccain had to take a big risk to create the kind of game changer that would stop the runaway train called Obama momentum. His choice of VPILF Palin proved to be just more weirdness. The superman act flying to Washington to save the nati...

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Funny story: Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama

Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama

Aspiring Republican Vice-Presidential hopeful Alaska governor Sarah Palin allegedly became sexually aroused during the debate between Arizona senator John McCain and Illinois senator Barack last night, according to several sources at the scene. "S...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin

Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin

Anchorage, Alaska - Unlike President Jimmy Carter, whose popularity shot through the roof in the polls among liberals when he confessed to reading Playboy magazine as one of his vices, Sarah Plain was fearful of losing her conservative base if she a...

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Funny story: Pirates Snag Palin and Release Her Real Quick

Pirates Snag Palin and Release Her Real Quick

In an unprecedented act of piracy, the Somali pirates under Captain Abdul Kissamabutt hijacked the GOP yacht, Good Ship Lollipop, and kidnapped Sarah Palin. Governor Palin was on a global good-will tour to reinforce her image as an internationalist...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals Desire To Invade Russia

Sarah Palin Reveals Desire To Invade Russia

BEDFORD-STUYVESANT, New York - One of Sarah Palin's high school friends, Wynonna Loretta Pittenhouse, has told 'The View's' Barbara Walters that Palin called her up last week and confided something extremely personal and private to her. Pittenhou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Dream - To Move The Washington Redskins To Alaska

Sarah Palin's Dream - To Move The Washington Redskins To Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has told her husband Todd that when Johnny (McCain) wins the election that she will do her very best to convince him to move the White House from Washington D.C. to Anchorage, Alaska. She said that it would cut down...

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Funny story: Palin Draws Crowd of 60,000 in Florida

Palin Draws Crowd of 60,000 in Florida

Sarah Palin drew a whopping crowd of 60,000 at a rally in Florida yesterday, causing quite a stir. However, it turned out to be Barack Obama wearing Palin look-alike eyewear! The crowd was completely fooled until someone suspiciously asked the...

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Funny story: Analysis of Palin's Popularity

Analysis of Palin's Popularity

Recent poll reveals 90% of American men think Sarah Palin is heck-a-fine. The remaining 10% coincidentally are the 10% of American men who are gay.* Also, coincidentally, these remaining 10% think Todd is heck-a-fine and feel he is too over-dressed while snowmobiling. In other news, Todd has announced his new, secret Alaskan formula (with essence of caribou) brand name aftershave: 'Firstd...

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Funny story: Vice Presidentical Debate Planning

Vice Presidentical Debate Planning

Judge Retort has learned that vice presidential hopefuls Paden and Bilin are planning their own debate of such hand-picked subjects as: * Which VP candidate is the sexiest? (...sheesh!) * Was television really around in 1929? * Was FDR really around in 1929 or was that already Eleanor, wearing his sexy eyewear? * Should the losing VP be entitled to...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin - Greek Goddess Reincarnation?

Sarah Palin - Greek Goddess Reincarnation?

Sarah Palin is so phenomenally popular, drawing near-worshipful crowds wherever she appears, so completely in control, running the largest state of the Union - she could be a reincarnation of a Greek goddess! She could be Artemis! Or Athena! Or Aphrodite (just ask 90% of American men!) Or - dare I say it? - A trinity of all three! Is she Goddess of democratic republics, or the Goddess of re...

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Funny story: Sarah of Wasilla Winked at Me!

Sarah of Wasilla Winked at Me!

If you are anything like the guys down at the Shiftless Lightning Bar and Grill, you most likely won't believe me. But I have never been surer of anything in my whole life. I was sitting at home with the usual, jumbo bag of Ruffles, large onion dip and enough suds to wash down Thanksgiving dinner. Been looking forward to the VP debate ever since McCain had the good sense to choose a Milf to...

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Funny story: Dirty, sexy stiletto politics

Dirty, sexy stiletto politics

"Obama has been palling around with terrorists who would target their own country," Sarah Palin has been repeating into the microphone for a few days now, strutting around in her black stiletto boots. What can Obama do? He can't ignore the atta...

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Funny story: Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

Saudi Arabia/ Rag Head News - It's not just for Mullahs anymore! Extremists around the world find Fatwas effective in controlling Plain Speak and Rational Discourse in advancing their goals of World Domination. Examples of World Terrorism Proclama...

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Funny story: 60's Terrorist Weatherman Ayers Endorses McCain-Palin!

60's Terrorist Weatherman Ayers Endorses McCain-Palin!

Pit Bull Palin attacked Obama for his association with 60's radical Weatherman Bill Ayers despite the fact that Obama was an 8 year old living in another country during the revolutionary acts of the leftist cell. But the even bigger surprise came...

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Funny story: Soccer Mom Palin Meets With Soccer Dictator North Korean Leader at Soccer Game!

Soccer Mom Palin Meets With Soccer Dictator North Korean Leader at Soccer Game!

Sarah Palin demonstrated her international diplomatic credentials, her maverick daring do and her soccer parent dedication all at once this week! Kim Jong- Very Il, fresh from a massive stroke could not be stopped from attending his little fella...

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Funny story: Palin Invites McCain to Her Bed...Tanning, that is!

Palin Invites McCain to Her Bed...Tanning, that is!

Ambitious Alaskan Bronze Beauty runner up Sarah Palin had a used tanning bed installed in the Alaskan Governor's trailer just days after the inauguration. A variety of rationales were provided at the time, like "Alaska is friggin' frigid" to my Hotti...

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