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Funny story: Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Barack Obama was riding high into New Hampshire, confident of repeating his Iowa victory over Hillary Clinton. "I'm young, I'm black, I'm articulate, I'm telegenic, I'm minimally qualified. How can I not beat the bitch again?...

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Funny story: Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Concord, New Hampshire (IPP) - A hot air balloon enthusiast has successfully filled a hot air balloon by playing a cassette recording of the presidential candidates speeches into the opening of a hot air balloon. Some campaign promises were more e...

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Funny story: British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

Hopes of a fairy tale outcome in the US presidential elections were boosted yesterday when Hillary Clinton, the nice-looking white female, soared to victory in the Hampshire election.

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Funny story: Mars Pathfinder probe seeks out signs of life on Clinton campaign trail

Mars Pathfinder probe seeks out signs of life on Clinton campaign trail

Point Conception, New Hampshire - Bill Clinton called in some old political favors and had the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California, transmit new instructions to the Pathfinder probe presently located on the surface of Mars to seek...

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Funny story: Clinton Surges Ahead in Iowa

Clinton Surges Ahead in Iowa

Des Moines, Iowa -- Just days after her miserable third place finish in the Iowa caucuses, Hillary Clinton is again out-polling her Democratic rivals. Clinton now is at 35% to Obama's 29% to Edwards 20% in Iowa. Encouraged by the trend, Mrs. Cl...

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Funny story: January skies: destroying Hillary

January skies: destroying Hillary

New Hampshire - (Bad Ass Mess): As Tuesday's Capricorn New Moon blazes a trail across a magnificent Sun, Jupiter and Mercury conjunction the people of New Hampshire stand poised on the pivotal crossroads of hystery ready to crush the monstrous co...

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Funny story: Feuding Candidates Run Amok at Des Moines Zoo!

Feuding Candidates Run Amok at Des Moines Zoo!

Des Moines IA - Late Tueseday night turned out to be a wild won at the Des Moine Zoo and Botanical Gardens. What was to be a final debate amongst democratic candidates turned into a brawl that resulted in several injuries to candidates and primates a...

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Funny story: Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Ron Paul fundraiser Trevor Lyman is planning a new money bomb, but this time it's for Hillary Clinton - with a twist. In the past two months Lyman has raised over $10 million for Republican candidate Ron Paul, through two special events on Novemb...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.

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Funny story: President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Relied on Soft Porn in Foreign Policy as First Lady

Hillary Clinton Relied on Soft Porn in Foreign Policy as First Lady

Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): So desperate was Hillary Clinton to conceal her lesbianity during her White House First Lady days that she created the spin machine that conjured up the entire Santa Monica Lewinski brouhaha.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton in makeup scandal

Hillary Clinton in makeup scandal

Aspiring presidential candidate and New York senator Hillary Clinton accidentally attended a Democratic fundraiser at the Washington, DC Marriot last night dressed in dowdy clothes and without her make-up and false teeth revealing her to be an ugly a...

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Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...

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Funny story: Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

MASSACHUSETTS - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton had been anticipating strong support from her alma mater Wellesley College. Hillary Rodham was valedictorian of her class of 1969 at Wellesley and was the first student commencement speaker at the...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Funny story: Mike Huckabee claims his God is better than Mitt Romney's God; Ron Paul stays silent

Mike Huckabee claims his God is better than Mitt Romney's God; Ron Paul stays silent

Former southern Baptist preacher turned Arkansas governor turned aspiring presidential candidate Mike Huckabee claimed today that Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney's Mormon God is inferior to his southern Baptist God.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Aspiring Democratic Presidential hopeful New York Senator Hillary Clinton allegedly became sexually aroused during a speech by Republican/Libertarian candidate Texas Congressman Ron Paul this afternoon, according to several Republican sources at the...

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