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Funny story: President Obama promises that taxes will go up "for everyone but you"

President Obama promises that taxes will go up "for everyone but you"

President Obama recently reassured the nation that taxes would indeed go up, but only for other people. "If you're afraid of taxes going up, they will, but not for you. For others, maybe, but not you." the President stated in a speech to the...

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Funny story: America Replaces Coins With Cons To Fix The Debt Disaster

America Replaces Coins With Cons To Fix The Debt Disaster

Washington DC - Forget about trillion dollar coins. A request by President Obama for new ways to pay off the national debt has prompted an avalanche of better scams and more sophisticated innovations designed to rescue America from bankruptcy. In...

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Funny story: United State's First Two Trillion Dollar Coins End up in White House Vending Machine

United State's First Two Trillion Dollar Coins End up in White House Vending Machine

In a dubious mishap, the president of the United States, Barack Obama, lost the first two trillion dollar coins that were minted at the US mint when he put them into a White House vending machine. Apparently, the president was given the coins a mont...

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Funny story: Obama Will Use Executive Orders To Outlaw Guns

Obama Will Use Executive Orders To Outlaw Guns

Washington, DC - Vice President Joseph R. Biden vowed action from President Obama on gun confiscation on Wednesday and floated the idea that Mr. Obama could use executive orders to do so. "This president is going to act," Mr. Biden said, speaking...

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Funny story: President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...

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Funny story: Obama to Ban All Social Media Sites in the U.S.

Obama to Ban All Social Media Sites in the U.S.

BREAKING - This new year is hitting the entire United States with an enormous surprise from the White House. House and Senate have endorsed and passed a bill to ban all social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Closed door meet...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino's The Fiscal Cliff

Quentin Tarantino's The Fiscal Cliff

Quentin Tarantino here, motherfuckers. Some people are saying my new movie Django Unchained takes a superficial view of history. They say my movies are about nothing, they're just a bunch of scenes I've recreated from older movies no one's ever heard of. You want to see a movie about something? You want social significance? My new movie is torn straight from the headlines. It makes St...

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Funny story: Big Oil holds all the aces in any Obama impeachment

Big Oil holds all the aces in any Obama impeachment

New York - US oil tycoons finally have Barack Obama over a barrel of sweet light crude ahead of next week's fiscal cliff fisting contest to frack out lucrative inner core gases and save the President's budgetary ass. "Got him by the short 'n' curl...

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Funny story: President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

WASHINGTON - U.S. President Barack Obama announced Monday morning that he is resigning from the presidency effective immediately and moving to the United Kingdom. According to a White House press release, Obama has lost all hope for the country a...

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Funny story: All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

Washington D.C. - By executive order, per the White House dot com news story section, all small arms are banned. TheSpoof.com reproduces the order here: "Small arms have been implicated in too many crimes. To many widdows. Too many sisters...

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Funny story: Mayans Revise Doomsday Prediction: Now Jan 21, 2013

Mayans Revise Doomsday Prediction: Now Jan 21, 2013

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ancient Mayans only surviving doomsday predictor gave the world a brief reprieve today when High Chief Hokum announced from his office in the Yucatan that due to a conflict with the Gregorian Calendar, the end of the world has...

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Funny story: President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

For the third time in three days President Barack Obama has again broken down in tears. In his latest outburst of uncontrolled sobbing and bawling the United States President was actually seen to collapse in a wretched heap onto the steps of the Whit...

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Funny story: Obama's Future Is Coming Up Roses And Lollipops

Obama's Future Is Coming Up Roses And Lollipops

Now that President Obama has been re-elected, earning four more rent-free years in the White House, and having won a wrestling match with Majority House Speaker Boehner, reducing the fiscal cliff to a pothole, the president is focused on his future.

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Funny story: Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Details of the first phone convocation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and US President Barack Obama since the recent US election have emerged. The pair spoke about Syria and the opposing view that they hold on what President Assad is do...

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Funny story: David Petraeus Speaks Out on Affair

David Petraeus Speaks Out on Affair

In another Spoof exclusive, General David Petraeus has given a statement on the sex scandal that cost him his job as head of the CIA. Petraeus was forced to step down after the exposure of an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer a...

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Funny story: Jesus wept: 'Obama is our Lord and Savior, and then some' says Jamie Foxx

Jesus wept: 'Obama is our Lord and Savior, and then some' says Jamie Foxx

LOS ANGELES, California (ABSNN) - Comedian Jamie Foxx joined a long line of African-Americans who have deified leaders of color, like Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King Jr., when he told the audience at the Soul Train Music Awards "It's almost lik...

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Funny story: Texas Secession a recession beater for Bumper Sticker Vendors

Texas Secession a recession beater for Bumper Sticker Vendors

ASININE, Texas (ABSNN) - Deep in the heart of this tiny west Texas town is the epicenter of the Texas Secession Movement. In an old, deserted looking storefront, on an equally deserted Main Street, a silk screen print shop company is working three s...

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