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Funny story: White-outs cause confusion, dizziness

White-outs cause confusion, dizziness

Denver guard Allen Iverson pleaded with Nuggets' fans to wear white to every home game from now on in hopes that their clothing will distract visiting teams enough so that he won't have to play defense.

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Funny story: Gazza Arrested And Given Freedom Of Newcastle

Gazza Arrested And Given Freedom Of Newcastle

Paul Gascoigne, the famous drinker, has been arrested by police and given the dubious honour of the Freedom of the City, Pubs, Clubs and Bars of Newcastle upon Tyne.

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Funny story: Charlotte Church expecting Ken Dodd's lovechild

Charlotte Church expecting Ken Dodd's lovechild

The entertainment world is tonight reeling from the news that former "voice of an angel" star Charlotte Church has announced she is pregnant with the baby of veteran comedian Ken Dodd.

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Funny story: Bush Wants Africa's Oil - Africa "Just Says No"

Bush Wants Africa's Oil - Africa "Just Says No"

CCN (Crazy Cal News)- ACCRA, Ghana - President Bush denied claims that he intended to build more military bases in Africa to steal their oil. "Baloney," said President Bush, "We jest wanna' keep ya' safe frum terrurust attacks...

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Funny story: EastEnders Stars To Perform Duet In Eurovision Song Contest Bid

EastEnders Stars To Perform Duet In Eurovision Song Contest Bid

Former EastEnders actor Tucker Jenkins, is to perform an unlikely duet with singer Michelle Gayle in a bid to win this year's Eurovision Song Contest for Britain with their anti-drug song "Just Say No

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Funny story: Bridgend Ropemakers "targeting youth"

Bridgend Ropemakers "targeting youth"

Bridgend's assistant Police chief reacted angrily last night to claims that fat cat ropemakers were making an obscene profit out of the recent spate of youth hangings. At a tempestuous press conference, PC Dave Morris stormed "I don't kn...

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Funny story: Screenplay for Oscar nominated film found in attic.

Screenplay for Oscar nominated film found in attic.

A film, thought to be the funniest ever made has been discovered in the cellar of a house in Bristol. The screenplay to that film has also been found in the attic of the same house.

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Funny story: AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

(New York-NY) Famous popular fiction author John Grisham, whose mega selling novels include "The Firm" and "The Rainmaker", says he doesn't care if he's remembered 50 years from now.

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Funny story: Castro quits, plans to veg out

Castro quits, plans to veg out

Fidel Castro resigned as president of Cuba on Tuesday, saying he wants to travel home and abroad while he's still not a vegetable.

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Funny story: Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...

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Funny story: Diagnosis on Britney Spears reversed

Diagnosis on Britney Spears reversed

Doctor and mental health professionals working with pop star Britney Spears reversed their diagnosis of paranoia and hallucinations and proclaimed she really is hearing voices and people really are out to get her.

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Funny story: JFK Assassination Documents Discovered

JFK Assassination Documents Discovered

Files of documents dealing with an investigation by the Dallas Police into the JFK assassination have been discovered and released in the Texas City. Dallas Police Spokesman Ron Whitehead revealed that the papers were discovered in a vault.

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Funny story: Joint U.S. and British Moon Mission Proposed

Joint U.S. and British Moon Mission Proposed

A joint moon mission by NASA and the British National Space Center has gone past the planning stages and is now in construction. Called the Moon Lightweight Interior and Telecoms Experiment, Moonlite for short, the unmanned mission will fire rockets...

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Funny story: James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

James Bond who has just celebrated his 98'th birthday has announced that he will retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny aged 89 after he has completed his next and final assignment Operation Bin Liner.

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Funny story: Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...

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Funny story: Butter Trial Continues

Butter Trial Continues

The international trial of Butter continues in the Netherlands. The Hague Commission repeatedly insist that Butter is guilty of killing millions knowingly by seeming so good while being so bad. The Criminal Tribunal has stated that Butter should be d...

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Funny story: Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

In a stunning upset to Ron Paul supporters, the humorless town of Guilderland, NY announced today that it has abandoned the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in favor of their own "more socially acceptable and child-friendly" amendment. Th...

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