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Funny story: Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

[Below is a transcript of the latest broadcast from BCD news] Charley: A bombshell revelation is roilng the 08 presidential campaign today. Apparently reaearchers at the Washington Post have uncovered evidence that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin was observed back in nursery school, picking her nose during afternoon naptime. For more on this bombshell we go now to our man in the field Rick...

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Funny story: Interview: Palin says she would be ready to step in as President

Interview: Palin says she would be ready to step in as President

In a recent interview, Sarah Palin declared firmly that she was ready, willing, and able, to step in as President, as well as being eager, passionate, and foaming at the mouth for the change to run America, should McCain be absent for any reason. An...

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Funny story: McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

Responding to coast-to-coast conservative declarations that Sarah Palin is just too good to be true, and that she is too upstaging, Presidentical hopeful John McCain has selected a backup VP in case Palin jumps ship before Nov. 4th to become U.N. Sec...

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Funny story: Excitement and Fear Over Europe's New Super Collider

Excitement and Fear Over Europe's New Super Collider

The new atomic particle super-collider is an enormous chamber for smashing together atoms in order to make enough noise to get God's attention. Some worry it will cause a local black hole that sucks up the Earth like the garbage disposal devours eve...

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Funny story: Confessions of a Closet Conservative about Sarah Palin

Confessions of a Closet Conservative about Sarah Palin

I had the strangest dream last night... It all started rather innocently. A highly confrontational afternoon business meeting with Gov. Palin and her staff ran late and eventually all of our colleagues had to leave. With a hard and fast deadline approaching we found ourselves charged with the task of hammering out the details, alone in the Governor's mansion. I don't know if it was the deli...

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Funny story: Virgin Birth Confirmed: DNA Testing

Virgin Birth Confirmed: DNA Testing

Virgin birth has been confirmed. Scientists in Virginia used DNA testing to establish that a female managed to carry a fetus without any exposure to males. The pregnant female, known by the code name Tidbit, died under routine circumstances, and a...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Replaces Palin on Republican Ticket

Tony Blair Replaces Palin on Republican Ticket

In a surprising and last minute change to the Republican bid for the 2008 Presidency, former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair was announced as Sarah Palin's replacement for Vice President on the McCain ticket. The transition from Palin to Blair wa...

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Funny story: Obama in "Fat Arse" slur

Obama in "Fat Arse" slur

A bitter row between the Republican and Democrat camps broke out yesterday after a reporter claimed that while watching a Palin interview, Obama was overheard to whisper to the person next to him "Look at the size of her arse. It's huge. She'd never...

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Funny story: Sarah's Wink, Her Nod and a Palin Promise of a Blow Job!

Sarah's Wink, Her Nod and a Palin Promise of a Blow Job!

The fellas back at the Shiftless Lightning Bar and Grill are still in disbelief. I kept them informed about my travels on the way to rendezvous with Sarah in Wasilla, my email to the campaign website of the Alaskan atavar to tell her that I received the wink. I informed them of the nod in the possible Presidential Ice Palace and they mocked me on myspace and made many facetious comments on fac...

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Funny story: Palin Admits Husband Todd is her Biological Brother

Palin Admits Husband Todd is her Biological Brother

Repub VPILF has been trying to convince the nation that hers is a very close family. The intimacy of the Palin clan just got a scary bit closer as the female Governor of Alaska admitted to that she and Todd have the same parents. The Palins app...

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Funny story: Palin Admits to Affair; Bigfoot Confirms

Palin Admits to Affair; Bigfoot Confirms

Senator John Mccain's running mate, Governor Sara Palin, recently confessed to bloggers that she in fact had cheated on her husband on several occasions. When asked to identify her lover, she first cleared her throat, then named Bigfoot. Surprisi...

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Funny story: Young Sarah Palin Interned with Patty Hearst and the Simbionese Liberation Army

Young Sarah Palin Interned with Patty Hearst and the Simbionese Liberation Army

While Sarah Palin has been denouncing Obama's childhood flirtation with the 1960's radical Weathermen because of a grammar school interest in meteorology, investigative reporters have uncovered some shocking evidence. While still a child, Sarah...

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Funny story: Arizona's Yes4Marriage Anti-Gay Proposition Uses Naked Palin family in their Ads

Arizona's Yes4Marriage Anti-Gay Proposition Uses Naked Palin family in their Ads

The perennial attack by Christ-loving, gay-hating fundies on societal efforts to grant some protections to same-sex love relationships is once again being waged in the sands of Arizona. The new story is the racy ad campaign of the Religious righties.

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Funny story: Palin Leaves McCain Campaign Due to His Past Association with Murderous Communists

Palin Leaves McCain Campaign Due to His Past Association with Murderous Communists

Anchorage - In a shocking development, Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced she was leaving the McCain presidential ticket because she had just read in a newspaper that John McCain had spent over five years as the guest of a group of com...

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Funny story: Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!

Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!

BULLS GAP, Tennessee - The individual who hacked into Governor Sarah Palin's email could end up receiving a five year prison term as well as a $250,000 fine. When Palin was informed of these developments she commented in that shrilled Tina Fey vo...

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Funny story: UN Security Council Condems US for Exporting Economic Terrorism!

UN Security Council Condems US for Exporting Economic Terrorism!

NY,NY/ Wall Street Journal - The UN Security Council has voted to censure the US for exporting toxic mortgages around the world causing life threatening financial infections now being called "The Democratic Flu." The insidious ailment reportedl...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin discovers Ireland is full of Irish people

Sarah Palin discovers Ireland is full of Irish people

On the final leg of her world tour of the USA prior to the election fiasco later in the year, vice-presidential hopeful Sarah Palin took a wrong turning at Boston and ended up at Shannon Airport in southern Ireland. When she arrived in the termina...

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