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Funny story: Michael Jackson Court Ruling

Michael Jackson Court Ruling

Lawyers for superstar Michael Jackson have been foiled in their attempts to have evidence seized at the singer's ranch thrown out. Judge Rodney Melville said police had had probable cause when they swooped on Neverland. He was singularly impresse...

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Funny story: Arrest Incident Spurs Copycat Crime Wave!

Arrest Incident Spurs Copycat Crime Wave!

NEW YORK (AP) 60 Minutes reporter Mike Wallace is no stranger to keeping himself in the public spotlight. The aging TV personality managed to make national headlines when he was arrested for scuffling with police over a parking ticket and exhibiting...

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Funny story: Police Swoop on Home of English Literature Professor

Police Swoop on Home of English Literature Professor

In an operation code named "Seven Across," police made an early morning swoop on the London home of Professor Peter Glossop, the UKs number one authority on English literature. At a secret location in London, Police now have 36 hours to question Professor Glossop over the crossword clues that they are stumped with. A Police spokesman made the following statement earlier today from the puzzle...

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Funny story: Satan Missing, Evildoers Worried

Satan Missing, Evildoers Worried

A missing entity report was filed with police today after the wife of Satan reported his disappearance, under suspicious circumstances. "He bought a few souls earlier in the day, and went back to the office to do the paperwork, and never returned."...

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Funny story: Presidential Imposter Causes Furor at 9/11 Showing

Presidential Imposter Causes Furor at 9/11 Showing

CRAWFORD, Tx - Crawford police released information today regarding an arrest made during the outdoor showing of Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 on July 27th. A man claiming to be President Bush apparently stormed through barriers enclosing the outd...

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Funny story: Bad Kitty Arrested for Impersonating Dog

Bad Kitty Arrested for Impersonating Dog

A very bad kitty was arrested Friday after police received reports of a cat, in a disguise, trying to buy dog food. Tom, the cat was picked out of a line-up by a store clerk after police searched the kitty's home and found a well-designed "doggie di...

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Funny story: DUI Exposes Plan for Genetically Engineered Politicians

DUI Exposes Plan for Genetically Engineered Politicians

BATHESDA, Md - Dr. Jamal Kuweeza, long-time surgeon at the Bethesda Naval Hospital, was arrested Sunday for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. During the investigation, police found a portfolio containing photos and papers pert...

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Funny story: BBC's 'Police File' UK's Number 1 Killer

BBC's 'Police File' UK's Number 1 Killer

The BBC is in grave danger of losing it's charter as a result of a broad based investigation into the media. The project was undertaken by British Intelligence whose remit was to pinpoint the causes of crime in general.

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Funny story: Judge Ito Issues Restraining Order Against Senator Kerry

Judge Ito Issues Restraining Order Against Senator Kerry

Judge Lance Ito has issued a restraining order against Senator John Kerry barring him from appearing in Latino clubs in Los Angeles. The restraining order was sought by the Special Gang Unit of the Los Angeles Police Department following Senator Ker...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror

Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror

(New Scotland Yard, SW1) London is reeling tonight at the news that Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens has quit over allegations that he has pro-actively covered up the 35 year long IRA career of Cherie Booth QC and that he is persona...

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Funny story: Mayor says Manhattan closed for convention

Mayor says Manhattan closed for convention

NEW YORK CITY -- The New York City Police Department plans to shut down all of Manhattan during the Republic National Convention in August.

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Funny story: Bush Irish visit: satanic weapons of Mass destruction found

Bush Irish visit: satanic weapons of Mass destruction found

(Dromoland Castle, Eire; Friday 25 June) Irish police investigating a cult branch of the notorious satanic Hellfire Club have uncovered fourth century Atlantic Sea Scrolls which claim that the Catholic Mass is a cannibalistic rite initiated by hun...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Hits Out at Sting Claims

Prince Charles Hits Out at Sting Claims

Prince Charles hit back today at claims that he was a Sting fan, as debates surrounding the former Police front man's musical legacy raged. Sting, who announced that he was quitting the music business this week, suggested that the Prince was a big f...

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Funny story: 35 Year Old Little Person Defrauds Couple, Poses as 12 Year Old Boy

35 Year Old Little Person Defrauds Couple, Poses as 12 Year Old Boy

DELUTH, GA--- A middle-aged couple reported to Atlanta police yesterday that they had been defrauded and robbed by a 35-year-old dwarf posing as their 12-year-old foster child, Arnold Jackson.

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Funny story: Speed cameras - the unofficial police policy

Speed cameras - the unofficial police policy

Britain's speed camera policy has reached a new level of controversy.

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Funny story: Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Dryfield, Texas - Dryfield Town Meeting on June 10 voted to adopt a 13-year-old Safe Haven home rule petition, which says the town will petition the Legislature to amend the Texas general laws to allow men to drop off their child at a fire station or police station when it's up to 13 years old. Texas will be the first state to adopt a safe haven law for unwanted teenagers.

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Funny story: Unpaid gas bill : US Ambassador evicted from Regents Park

Unpaid gas bill : US Ambassador evicted from Regents Park

(From Our Man at the Hanover Gate building site, Tuesday). Bailiffs, accompanied by officers of the Metropolitan Police Special Branch, this morning executed a search and evict warrant at Winfield House in the slightly prestigious Outer Circle area...

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