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Funny story: Schools to ban Violins and Recorders

Schools to ban Violins and Recorders

In a move to ease the suffering of parents across the world, schools will now have a universal ban on Violins and Recorders being used as a form of torture/music making (depending on how much a parent loves their child, and or music).

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Funny story: Thud Thud Thud! Lemmy's A Record Breaker

Thud Thud Thud! Lemmy's A Record Breaker

Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today recovering from his world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever.

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Funny story: iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

How nifty is the new iphone?! It does everything. You can phone your friends, text message them, email them, chat with them; listen to your music, watch your movies, surf the web; use the built-in swiss army knife to open beers, and 8 or 9 later stab a friend; and otherwise pretend that technology is making your more rather than less social. All in that with a touch-sensitive screen in a little sm...

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Funny story: Monkeys Chart success predicted

Monkeys Chart success predicted

Monkeys are widely predicted to take over the world. We asked Pam Ayres for her opinion on the latest world music news.

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Funny story: Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen, the 'pop star' of questionable parentage, has fallen foul of the strict US immigration rules, and has been told that she is no longer welcome in the country.

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Funny story: What A Wonderful Woild

What A Wonderful Woild

Big Geno's Chop House on Bourbon Street New Orleans looks set to become a Mecca to Jazz fans from around the world.

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Funny story: 40 Year Old pop star admits 'I only wanted to hang onto my youth for a little while longer'

40 Year Old pop star admits 'I only wanted to hang onto my youth for a little while longer'

A washed up pop star, who never wrote a lyric of his own has been complaining to anyone who will pay about the downturn in his career.

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Funny story: Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Robert Zimmerman, the alter ego of the curmudgeonly Sixties legend Bob Dylan is to record an album of cover versions.

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Funny story: Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

Washington, D.C. - Barack Obama has announced today that Beyoncé's popular musical chart topper, "To the Left, To the Left," is now his official 2008 Presidential campaign song. However, the decision to go with the song caused a rift i...

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Funny story: Taliban Blues Band Belts Out New Hit

Taliban Blues Band Belts Out New Hit

Taliban City, Talibania (IP) - We find our music and entertainment reporter on the scene, Ebenezer Finootch, in a dimly lit coffee shop on Osama Street secretly writing down a transcript of a new blues song which has become a big hit with Talibanese youth still fortunate enough to own a radio and those hard to get D-cell batteries that these radios require.

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Funny story: Ricky Martin loving the UK lifestyle as new album launch looms

Ricky Martin loving the UK lifestyle as new album launch looms

Ricky Martin this week declared that he found his new life in his £1.7 million luxury pad in England an inspiration towards his new album material. The 36 year old Puerto Rican moved to his 9 bedroom 12 acre estate in Ashington, Northumberland in Jan...

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Funny story: Mick Hucknall's Ventriloquist Discovered

Mick Hucknall's Ventriloquist Discovered

Simply Red's vocalist Mick Hucknall has been using a ventriloquist for years, it was claimed last night.

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Funny story: Axl Rose"Slash's hair caused the band to break up"

Axl Rose"Slash's hair caused the band to break up"

Hollywood,Ca.(Rooters) In a shocking statement today Axl Rose's assistant's assistant's cousin told the L.A.Times that his cousin told him that Axl Rose told his cousin the real reason the original Guns N' Roses broke up. "Yeah, I was like on the...

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Funny story: "We've Arrived:" Maroon 5 Celebrates Inclusion on "Kidz Bop 12"

"We've Arrived:" Maroon 5 Celebrates Inclusion on "Kidz Bop 12"

LOS ANGELES (Heewack News Network) -- Recording artists Maroon 5 partied long into the night upon learning that their current hit, "Makes Me Wonder," made the final cut for inclusion on the newly released CD "Kidz Bop 12."...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld's Adult Contemporary Music Terrorist Strategy A Crisis For George Bush?

Rumsfeld's Adult Contemporary Music Terrorist Strategy A Crisis For George Bush?

(Washington, D.C.) Leaking more than an octogenarian alcoholic at a free beer tasting, yet another memo has come out of the White House. It details a training tape in which former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld claimed that Adult Contemporary music should be used to "assuage citizens' fears of a terrorist attack."...

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Funny story: Prince in Album Giveaway Storm

Prince in Album Giveaway Storm

The artist known as a squiggle is giving his latest album away on the front cover of a Sunday newspaper, it has been revealed. Music industry bosses were not surprised by the move.

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