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Funny story: French president unveils plan to seduce Hillary Clinton if she becomes president

French president unveils plan to seduce Hillary Clinton if she becomes president

In a stunning change in Foreign Policy, President Nicolas Sarkozy has announced how he plans to seduce Hillary Clinton should she become the first female president of the US.

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Funny story: Hillary courting southern redneck vote in Orangeburg confesses grandmother was a roller derby queen

Hillary courting southern redneck vote in Orangeburg confesses grandmother was a roller derby queen

Hillary Clinton, not pretending that she is going to get any of the African-American vote in South Carolina, woke up this morning and hit the streets driving a red Ford-150 pick-up truck with a bumper sticker of the confederate flag and a box of Kris...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

The Clinton Campaign announced today they plan on filing a lawsuit against Barack Obama and his campaign. They will also be seeking an injunction early Monday morning to prevent him from following through with his scheduled interviews the day before...

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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Funny story: New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

Nevada - Hillary Clinton fresh from her victory in New Hampshire where her watering eyes convinced thousands to support her, has vowed to make tears a part of her campaign. But will the strategy backfire in Nevada?...

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Funny story: Poster spelling mistakes embarrass Democrat candidates

Poster spelling mistakes embarrass Democrat candidates

There was an embarrassing moment for Hillary Clinton during the recent New Hampshire primary when printers produced an unfortunate spelling mistake on 10,000 posters.

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Funny story: Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...

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Funny story: Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

There were rumors about the New Hampshire voting technology before the primary, and when Hillary Clinton won after being polled twelve points behind by her own people, curious minds, without dandruff, started scratching their collective heads.

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Funny story: Bernanke: 2008 outlook bleak after New Hampshire

Bernanke: 2008 outlook bleak after New Hampshire

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): "It's gonna be bad, bad, bad if the Clintons get their snouts in the trough once again," Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke said today.

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Funny story: Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Barack Obama was riding high into New Hampshire, confident of repeating his Iowa victory over Hillary Clinton. "I'm young, I'm black, I'm articulate, I'm telegenic, I'm minimally qualified. How can I not beat the bitch again?...

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Funny story: Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Concord, New Hampshire (IPP) - A hot air balloon enthusiast has successfully filled a hot air balloon by playing a cassette recording of the presidential candidates speeches into the opening of a hot air balloon. Some campaign promises were more e...

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Funny story: British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

Hopes of a fairy tale outcome in the US presidential elections were boosted yesterday when Hillary Clinton, the nice-looking white female, soared to victory in the Hampshire election.

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Funny story: Mars Pathfinder probe seeks out signs of life on Clinton campaign trail

Mars Pathfinder probe seeks out signs of life on Clinton campaign trail

Point Conception, New Hampshire - Bill Clinton called in some old political favors and had the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California, transmit new instructions to the Pathfinder probe presently located on the surface of Mars to seek...

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Funny story: Clinton Surges Ahead in Iowa

Clinton Surges Ahead in Iowa

Des Moines, Iowa -- Just days after her miserable third place finish in the Iowa caucuses, Hillary Clinton is again out-polling her Democratic rivals. Clinton now is at 35% to Obama's 29% to Edwards 20% in Iowa. Encouraged by the trend, Mrs. Cl...

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Funny story: January skies: destroying Hillary

January skies: destroying Hillary

New Hampshire - (Bad Ass Mess): As Tuesday's Capricorn New Moon blazes a trail across a magnificent Sun, Jupiter and Mercury conjunction the people of New Hampshire stand poised on the pivotal crossroads of hystery ready to crush the monstrous co...

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