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Funny story: There Will Be Blood In Hillary's Campaign

There Will Be Blood In Hillary's Campaign

A pin prick of a question about Hillary's White House experience is certain to raise an oil gusher of bloody questions. Often using her eight years in the White House as experience, (something Barack Obama doesn't have) how did this hands on...

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Funny story: Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...

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Funny story: Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.

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Funny story: Hillary: "The choice is Split Pea vs Black Eyed Pea"

Hillary: "The choice is Split Pea vs Black Eyed Pea"

COLUMBIA, SC - Senator Hillary Clinton in a speech to the Farm Workers of America gave some background to the 35 years of experience that she believes makes her the most qualified to be the next Democratic Presidential nominee; here is part of that speech:...

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Funny story: Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Barack Obama is feeling the noose tighten around his DNA as NATO Military Intelligence files threaten to expose him as a total ID fraud spawned from the frightening union of Hillary Clitoris and General Colon Bowel.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins Sir Edmund Hillary's endorsement!

Hillary Clinton wins Sir Edmund Hillary's endorsement!

MOUNT EVEREST, NEPAL: Shortly before his death on Friday, Sir Edmund Hillary endorsed Hillary Clinton. The 88-year old conqueror of Everest said: "I was a nobody and I made it to the t...

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Funny story: French president unveils plan to seduce Hillary Clinton if she becomes president

French president unveils plan to seduce Hillary Clinton if she becomes president

In a stunning change in Foreign Policy, President Nicolas Sarkozy has announced how he plans to seduce Hillary Clinton should she become the first female president of the US.

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Funny story: Hillary courting southern redneck vote in Orangeburg confesses grandmother was a roller derby queen

Hillary courting southern redneck vote in Orangeburg confesses grandmother was a roller derby queen

Hillary Clinton, not pretending that she is going to get any of the African-American vote in South Carolina, woke up this morning and hit the streets driving a red Ford-150 pick-up truck with a bumper sticker of the confederate flag and a box of Kris...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

The Clinton Campaign announced today they plan on filing a lawsuit against Barack Obama and his campaign. They will also be seeking an injunction early Monday morning to prevent him from following through with his scheduled interviews the day before...

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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Funny story: New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

Nevada - Hillary Clinton fresh from her victory in New Hampshire where her watering eyes convinced thousands to support her, has vowed to make tears a part of her campaign. But will the strategy backfire in Nevada?...

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Funny story: Poster spelling mistakes embarrass Democrat candidates

Poster spelling mistakes embarrass Democrat candidates

There was an embarrassing moment for Hillary Clinton during the recent New Hampshire primary when printers produced an unfortunate spelling mistake on 10,000 posters.

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Funny story: Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...

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Funny story: Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

There were rumors about the New Hampshire voting technology before the primary, and when Hillary Clinton won after being polled twelve points behind by her own people, curious minds, without dandruff, started scratching their collective heads.

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Funny story: Bernanke: 2008 outlook bleak after New Hampshire

Bernanke: 2008 outlook bleak after New Hampshire

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): "It's gonna be bad, bad, bad if the Clintons get their snouts in the trough once again," Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke said today.

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