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Funny story: Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

The BBC announced today that Monty Python cast will join the broadcaster to act as football pundits and reporters during the Euro 2012 tournament in Poland and Ukraine, and also during the Olympics. It is believed the comedy sketch show cast who b...

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Funny story: Euro 2012 Racist Monkey Noises Will Make Us Walk Out Claim Holland - Local Zoo Apologizes and Culls Offending Chimp

Euro 2012 Racist Monkey Noises Will Make Us Walk Out Claim Holland - Local Zoo Apologizes and Culls Offending Chimp

UEFA has been informed that there was racist chanting at the Netherlands team training session this week after some players reported hearing "monkey noises." "UEFA has now been made aware that there were some isolated incidents of racist chanting,...

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand Gets Merked by Himself

Rio Ferdinand Gets Merked by Himself

Former England footballer Rio Ferdinand has apparently received a surprise telegram today from Ukraine. from an unlikely source. Ferdinand, currently on holiday in an undisclosed location, received a letter from the English FA. On opening the...

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Funny story: England players have booked their holidays to Rio!

England players have booked their holidays to Rio!

After settling into their "peaceful hotel" in the centre of Krakau surrounded by very loud fans hoping they can keep the players awake all night, the England players have settled in quickly (Booze is cheap in Poland!). Every other team competing i...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Football pundit Alan Hansen was mocked by fans today over his selections on the BBC website today for the tournament which starts on Friday. He named a top four to watch of Brazil, Scotland, West Germany and Yugoslavia. Brazil are ineligible f...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

New England boss Roy Hodgson today proved himself to be the joker in the pack when announcing that he had 'merked' Rio Ferdinand by not calling him up as a replacement for injured Gary Cahill. Cahill picked up a jaw injury in the 1-0 win over Belg...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Injured Gary Cahill 'will spend tournament with John Terry's wife'

Euro 2012: Injured Gary Cahill 'will spend tournament with John Terry's wife'

Roy Hodgson was left reeling last night after the fourth withdrawal to his Euro 2012 squad. Gary Cahill, with a broken jaw from saturdays 1-0 win over Belgium, joins midfielders Frank Lampard (thigh), Gareth Barry (abdomen) and goalkeeper John Rud...

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Funny story: Abramovich to Manage Chelsea

Abramovich to Manage Chelsea

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich today admitted defeat in his search for a decent manager for his ailing club. The normally reticent Mr. Abramovich made a preliminary statement that he was able to speak today as had recently undergone a week's crash...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson predicts England success

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson predicts England success

Master tactician Roy Hodgson, the new England manager, today confidentially predicted that England can go all the way and win Euro 2012 - and he even predicted the scores in the group and knockout stages. Hodgson spoke to us exclusively last nigh...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

The England camp today moved to distance themselves from claims in the Daily Fail newspaper that Frank Lampard is not really injured but was dropped from the squad because bosses were worried he would eat all the chocolate in Belgium where the team w...

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Funny story: Lineker's Tweet Backs Liverpool's Rodgers Appointment

Lineker's Tweet Backs Liverpool's Rodgers Appointment

Swansea City manager Brendan Rodgers has agreed a deal to become the new Liverpool manager, and initial signs show that the footballing fraternity thinks this is a positive move by the Anfield club. The 39-year-old will sign a three-year contract,...

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Funny story: QPR Release Joey Barton Into The Wild

QPR Release Joey Barton Into The Wild

Queens Park Rangers have taken immediate and decisive action after last week's 12-match FA ban handed to their temperamental captain Joey Barton, by releasing the player... into the wild. Barton, 32, has had a chequered past that has seen him in t...

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Funny story: Leyton Orient apply for Olympic Stadium groundshare with West Ham

Leyton Orient apply for Olympic Stadium groundshare with West Ham

Leyton Orient chairman Barry Hearn has confirmed that his League One club will be applying for a groundshare of the Olympic Stadium with neighbours West Ham United. The Olympic Back Slapping Committee will meet to decide in the weeks leading up to...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Star of The Reality Show "Hell's Kitchen" Injured During A Charity Soccer Match In Manchester, England

Gordon Ramsay Star of The Reality Show "Hell's Kitchen" Injured During A Charity Soccer Match In Manchester, England

MANCHESTER, England - Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the reality show Hell's Kitchen, is probably one of the most hated individuals on American television. The arrogantly sarcastic-as-hell star of the reality cooking show, participated in a charity s...

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Funny story: Chef Gordon Ramsay Filleted By British Pensioner Teddy Sheringham During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes.

Chef Gordon Ramsay Filleted By British Pensioner Teddy Sheringham During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes.

Gordon Ramsay Filleted During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes. Americans got two special treats this Memorial Day: a paid day off to drink, barbeque, drink, hang with friends and family, drink, honor our fa...

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Funny story: Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Teddy Sheringham has been explaining what was behind his 'tasty' foul on Gordon Ramsay during the recent Soccer Aid match that put the chef in hospital. It seems to have been the final course in a culinary food feud that goes back years. "I'm n...

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Funny story: Eurovision Riot Shame

Eurovision Riot Shame

Rioting fans have once again wreaked havoc in Europe after the weekends Eurovision song contest won by Sweden. In London, angry and rampaging fans, immediately after the result was announced, hurled bottles at police and overturned cars in Trafalg...

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