The worlds leading money wrangler, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), has been cleared of allegations that he was in the wrong when he had an affair with a married IMF economist. After making the 'coin with two...
FORT KMOCKS, KY - UDDATE 1 - Scientists discovered bacteria that are solely attacking executives of large corporations. Strangely, these bacteria select those who have already quit their job, who worked for companies which have lead to losing bi...
Employees of JCB, the excavator manufacturer today agreed to work shorter hours, thus reducing their pay, in order to maintain 350 jobs within the company. How good is that? These men work for an employer, they have their wages paid into banks. The banks go bust so the taxpayer (including these JCB employees) bail the banks out with their hard-earned, but the banks won't advance money to...
NOHAVEN, Conneticut - Doomberg - Press Release - New member - financial tool suite: TireDayCalc. TireDayCalc calculates when you can retire, based on input from an army of financial pronostibators, dicountants and confidence men at 13th Infidelity Bank. A novel Javacumn script sucks up all the data from your computer for you, so you don't need to type anything. Given the state of the econ...
Washington DC, (IPP) - Postmaster General Dempsey Dumpster III announced today that the Post Office will slash rates because of the drop in fuel prices. The Post Master said that the government is the people's friend and this is their way of help...
As the effects of the worldwide Credit Crunch, economic downturn, banking and financial crises finally took their toll, two areas of business showed positive signs amidst all the gloom this week - as every other organisation lost wads of cash, Poundl...
Preeminent Economics guru Greenmold told the world that he is not to blame for the greenish-black spreading stains that mar the US and world economies despite his ruling presence for decades of deregulation and naive free marketeering. Greenmold...
Banking leader Bob The Banker has faced shareholders and stated that "we can't fix this." Wendy and Roley were by Bob's side as he addressed the angry group, despite being laid off earlier in the day. "The fact is it's not Bobs fault" Wendy told...
The public's disgust in Wall Street workers has sunk to a record low following revelations that not one banker or stock broker had thrown themselves out the window following the world's recent market meltdown. "It's a disgrace" claimed veteran fun...
The recent implosion of international banking institutions has been welcomed by one section of the community: taxidermists. These denizens of animal dermatology are only too happy to advise victims of the credit squeeze to get stuffed. Recommendi...
After a massive influx of cash into the UK Banking system, the banks have decided that the best way to ease the credit crunch is to set up offshore banks. The chairmen and directors of the 'Big Three' (HBOS, Lloyds-TSB) have bought large ocean go...
Following the Bush administration's massive bailout of the banking system, many economists are warning that the effort may have little effect on the overall economy, comparing the furtive start to the flow of liquidity, to some of the complications o...
The National Enquirer, October 2008: The Reverend Jessie Jackson was quoted as saying "JOWS" and "Zionists" were responsible for all the world's problems. Due to Rev. Jackson's funny accent and Ebonics elocution, this paper found it necessary to per...
Canary Wharf, London - (Ass Mess): Unemployed bankers have just 65 days left before the chance of a bit of Yuletide legover as thousands of disgruntled wives and partners freeze out their other halves from the bedroom in the current frigid economic c...
Andrew Lahdie took the $$$ and ran to the pot store this week. Lahdie , Hedge Fund Boss and multimillionaire bet on the collapse of the subprime mortgage and raked in enough dough to eat nothing but pot brownies for the rest of his life! The 37...
Trying to bolster consumer confidence, President Bush has just predicted that the economy would come back, stimulating many to wonder: just where did it go? The usual pundits immediately cancelled their massages, wine tasting, and therapy to weigh in and comment: OBAMA: The present administration, which I'm going to replace, has kept the economy, which won't come back until I'm President,...
LAS VEGAS (FMLiveWire) -- Sandy Smegaloff who spends her evenings stripping, lap-dancing and hooking at Frick's Cabaret here says she's making only a fraction of her income of a year ago. ''You don't shop, you don't buy stuff you can't afford now,...
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