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Funny story: 'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

(Washington) Idaho Potato Larry Craig is offering college seniors a rare summer-job opportunity: the chance to fetch coffee and tidy toilets in his Capitol Hill office while he fights to withdraw his Minnesota guilty plea.

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Funny story: Clemens, The New Incredible Hulk!

Clemens, The New Incredible Hulk!

Only green with envy of those Major League Liars who had the good sense to shut up and stay away from Congress, Roger "Muscle-Bound, Family Guy" Clemens actually told a reporter that some people think that he is "sitting around with hi...

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Funny story: Democrat Debate Debacle

Democrat Debate Debacle

Home of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, Cleveland (named after the awesome cleavage of its first Governor's wife: Two-ton Tonia) became the site for sore eyes of the, perhaps, last democratic debate of the Primary season and a debatable debacle it...

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Funny story: Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

WASHINGTON - In the last two months, Barack Hussein Obama has built a commanding coalition among U.S. voters and is now viewed as the candidate best able to beat war veteran John McCain in the 2008 election.

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Funny story: Joe Torre's pitch: Keep those pants on, fellas

Joe Torre's pitch: Keep those pants on, fellas

Joe Torre, the frumpy Los Angeles Dodgers manager, reportedly will replace studly Michael Jordan as the new Hanes Underwear pitchman in its national TV ad campaign. Torre tested well among people who still bought underwear, such as the 65-and-over ge...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones' Drummer To Undergo Groundbreaking Surgery

Rolling Stones' Drummer To Undergo Groundbreaking Surgery

Rolling Stones' drummer Charlie Watts, 68, has announced that he will undergo surgery later this week to fuse himself to White Stripes drummer, Meg White. The surgery will involve removing each of the drummer's lower halves and switching them...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's Share Of Divorce Settlement Leaked

Paul McCartney's Share Of Divorce Settlement Leaked

It appears that Paul McCartney - one half of the famous Lennon/McCartney songwriting team and one quarter of the famous "Beatles" - has solved his divorce mess with ex-wife Heather Mills.

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Funny story: New US military force gets its smile on

New US military force gets its smile on

Amid concerns of rising inflation in the oil-rich Middle East and the resulting strikes and demonstrations over the rise in food costs, President George W. Bush has decided to invade Iraq again, but this time with a new, feel-good army and a plan tha...

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Funny story: Nader Raids Demo Chances Again! "I wish someone would stop me!"

Nader Raids Demo Chances Again! "I wish someone would stop me!"

Ralph Nader: "You take that framework of people feeling locked out, shut out, marginalised and disrespected."...

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Funny story: Nixon rises from the dead to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"

Nixon rises from the dead to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"

Washington--Former U.S. President Richard Milhous Nixon rose from the dead today to announce his surprising upset bid to challenge Senator John McCain for the slot of Republican Party 2008 presidential candidate.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Vows Victory; Developing Time Machine

Ron Paul Vows Victory; Developing Time Machine

FORT MIRTH, Tex. - Presidential hopeful Ron Paul vows to win the republican nomination, even as he trails front-runner John McCain, who has a 60:1 delegate lead. Political analysts are calling it a "mathematical impossibility," but Paul is...

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Funny story: FBI files reveal: Obama Abbie Hoffman's 'love-child'

FBI files reveal: Obama Abbie Hoffman's 'love-child'

Secret 60's-era COINTELPRO files and wiretap records reveal proof that presidential hopeful Barack Hussein Obama is not son of his mother's Kenyan-born husband as previously reported but actually 'love-child' of her tryst with infamou...

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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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Funny story: Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...

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Funny story: Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon.

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Funny story: Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.

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