Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's fiancee and high school drop out believes he's qualified to run for the Alaska Senate. Judging by his future mother in law's whirlwind political career, Levi shouldn't have any problem reaching his dream. "A High...
John McCain and Sarah Palin's popularity have surged in recent weeks when news of their previous exploits emerged. Whilst visiting his wife at her office in LA, McCain became embroiled in a terrorist plot. The terrorists were holding the employees...
Call them straight-laced, dowdy and aristocratic if you wish but after listening to Sarah Palin's campaign of hate speech, the little old ladies became firebrands in the image their revolutionary ancestors. Bostonians have rarely seen elderly ric...
"The Vengeance is Mine saith the Lord" (but I need all the help I can get!) Society of Alaska has named the Palin family its most vengeful this year. In the award ceremony, Veangeance High vigilante, Hunter Down-Ankill cited the Alaskan family's acco...
They say that Sarah Palin was so desperate to get her sister's former husband fired that she stripped for every official who could can the SOB. Attached photo purportedly taken by the Wasilla Trash Commissioner, "Flies" McGinty, was shown to the...
In a surprising turn of events, the Democrat-controlled US Congress accepted a petition from the Alaskan Independence Party to allow the state to secede. Upon learning this, Sarah Palin immediately dropped out of the US Vice-Presidential race to tak...
A intrauterine device claimed to be used by Sarah Palin has been offered for sale on ebay. The device as pictured right is more commonly known as a 'coil' and is said to have been found under Palin's podium after her recent debate with Joe Biden.
HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) -- Miley Cyrus, the star of the Disney television series Hannah Montana, has admitted that posing nude for a Vanity Fair photoshoot was "one honestly dumb decision." The 15-year-old actress and singer found herself embroile...
Oprah Winfrey recently traveled up to Wasilla, Alaska and conducted a one-on-one interview with Governor Sarah Louise Palin. Here is that interview: OPRAH: First of all Governor Palin, I want to thank you for not only inviting me into your beautiful home but for also allowing me to spend the night. SARAH: No problem, ya know Oprah, living way up here, high above the lower 48, it's not often...
Überdog awoke. It was quiet up in his Basket of Solitude up at the North Pole, the axis of Earth's rotation-Überdog had recently lubricated the Pole and now Earth rotated silently again. He had to sleep wearing eye covers, however, because he hadn't figured out yet how to put out those annoying Northern Lights caused by the continual partying in Alaska ever since The Arctic Cat got hitched to Üb...
Who would ever believe that an innocent wink, or so it seemed, followed by a flirtatous nod which got be blown by the Ice Princess herself in a steamy oral sex celebration that nearly melted her igloo, would end up with me holding a supoena in my half frozen hand. But that's what has happened as Anchorage Superior Court Judge Craig Stowers ordered that all of Palin's private emails must be p...
Governor Palin and her husband Todd the Enforcer were found guilty of breach of ethics in their use of the Governor's office to settle a family feud. Palin and Hubbie Todd harassed law enforcement officials to fire Sarah's sister's former husband dur...
Nagging questions are beginning to surface regarding the VP pick of John Charlemagne McCaine and his first paladin Sarah Palin. Will she be able to handle his election? If she doesn't handle his election, are their any other gals who are willing? Why did Obama want Joe Biden to handle his election and not Hillary? Is he truly then metrosexual? What does this say about all past Preside...
Why is it that all the candidates in the Presidential election are clean-shaven? Is it in deference to Sarah? Or, is it merely tradition -- all top politicians have been clean-shaven ever since Alexander the Great, who never lost an election -- he wouldn't allow opposition! (Russia learned this and took it to heart.) Alexander coined the expression: "I won by a close shave! Hah! Hah! ...
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Senator John McCain gave away any hope for the Presidency when he selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. It must be hitting him just about now like a load of blue ice falling from the sky.
Cape Canaveral, Fl. / Plumbing News - Just when everyone thought it couldn't get any worse, news circulated today that the Russian Built toilet on the space station has shit the bed, and cosmonauts are up to their ass in the mess. Complicating the...
Presidential candidate Barack Obama has yet again repeated his 'pig lipstick' illustration, proving beyond all shadow of a doubt that Senator Obama is definitely not Muslim, because pig lipstick is definitely not kosher. Commentators have suggeste...
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