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Funny story: Suicide Foxes Ambush Hunters in Essex

Suicide Foxes Ambush Hunters in Essex

The essex country side was rocked last night by a series of explosions police investigating the scene discovered that it was the work of suicide bomber foxes. A small hunting expedition ended in tradgedy last night when they were savagely exploded by...

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Funny story: Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found

Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found

ASPEN - Hunter S. Thompson, who fatally shot himself at his Colorado home Sunday night, left behind a 352-page suicide note, say Aspen police. According to the note, which will be published in book form by Rolling Stone early next week, Thomps...

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Funny story: Police Fear Internet Suicide Pact Copycats

Police Fear Internet Suicide Pact Copycats

KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Following the arrest of a local man who had convinced nearly three dozen women across the United States and Canada to commit suicide on the Internet on Valentine's day, police in Klamath Falls, Oregon, warned people to beware...

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Funny story: Baghdad Insurgents Converting to Judaism

Baghdad Insurgents Converting to Judaism

Baghdad IRAQ (AL JAZEBRA) -- Last month thirteen year old Mohammed Dhafir was walking towards an Iraqi police station wearing a coat laden with explosives and ball bearings. "I was thinking about all those virgins waiting for me in paradise as I...

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Funny story: Vicious Cones Attack

Vicious Cones Attack

New York, New York - A rash of unprovoked traffic cone attacks reported around the city baffles scientist and police in the city of New York. Reports are coming in from all over; they say .One man was nearly killed when a wild cone attacked his legs...

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Funny story: SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines

SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines

CHADDS FORD, Penn. - Acting on a tip from a local animal rights activist, police and SPCA officers raided the home of longtime pug figurine collector Dotsie Kerrigan, 67, yesterday. As horrified neighbors in the exclusive development of Chadds Ford K...

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Funny story: Darth Tater Escapes Root Cellar; Wreaking Havoc Across Countryside !

Darth Tater Escapes Root Cellar; Wreaking Havoc Across Countryside !

PAWTUCKET, RI (AP) Rhode Island State Police were called in to investigate a break out at Hasbro, Inc. According to Hasbro security officials, Darth Tater broke out of the company's potato bin in the middle of the night. Toymaker Hasbro is the ma...

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Funny story: Pepper Spray Ineffective on Cajun, Mexican, Indian Protesters

Pepper Spray Ineffective on Cajun, Mexican, Indian Protesters

Police in Washington, DC are scrambling to find more potent crowd control methods after an incident at the presidential inaugural parade proved pepper spray to be useless on certain ethnic groups.

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Funny story: Police move to ignore crime

Police move to ignore crime

ENGLAND, UK - Under new government plans unvieled today police may soon be relieved of the power to interfere with crime. This move is intended to give policemen more time to deal with the paperwork that had become a daily part of a policemans duty.

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Funny story: Giant Snake Crawls Up Dryer Vent, Eats Entire Family

Giant Snake Crawls Up Dryer Vent, Eats Entire Family

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - An entire family has apparently gone missing, seemingly swallowed up by a giant African Congo snake that somehow entered their home by way of a dryer vent. Neighbors called police after the family failed to take in their newspape...

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Funny story: Scott Peterson : Geragos Guns Grogan

Scott Peterson : Geragos Guns Grogan

Lead investigator in the Scott Peterson trial, Modesto Police Detective, Craig Grogan finally reached the end of his cross-examination by Geragos. Grogan has spent 7 days testifying and was under the cosh from Scott Peterson's attorney Mark Gerag...

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Funny story: Brinks Mat bullion in Broadwater Farm garden?

Brinks Mat bullion in Broadwater Farm garden?

London, Wednesday (Rioters) - Police acting on "first rate intelligence" have begun excavating a back garden on the notorious Broadwater Farm estate in Tottenham, North London where Gary Linneker and Ken Noye are believed to have buried mo...

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Funny story: Scott Peterson's Past Tense

Scott Peterson's Past Tense

Scott Peterson's description of Laci using the past tense, even before her body was recovered, was an indication that he knew she was dead according to the police. He knew it because he was the killer was the view that the prosecution has taken.

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Funny story: Scott Peterson's Thursday Wrap?

Scott Peterson's Thursday Wrap?

Prosecutors in the Scott Peterson murder trial are expected to wrap up their case this week. The judge told jurors that after 18 weeks the prosecution intended closing their case on Thursday. This meant that Modesto Police Detective Craig Grogan retu...

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Funny story: Scott Peterson's Two Theories

Scott Peterson's Two Theories

Scott Peterson on trial for murdering his pregnant wife provided the police with two theories, one within 24 hours of her disappearence, the other a week later. The theories were furnished to the court by Modesto police Detective Craig Grogan. Before...

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Funny story: Drunk Tom Hanks Ruins Hill Family Reunion

Drunk Tom Hanks Ruins Hill Family Reunion

Decatur, GA - Decatur Police were called to the Oglethorpe State Park on Sunday in response to a disruption of the peace call. Upon arriving at the scene of the call, officers were shocked by what they found.

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Funny story: Iraqis Find New Jobs in Florida

Iraqis Find New Jobs in Florida

Some of Saddam Hussein's former police officers are due to start a new life in America -- as Bush Florida campaign workers . When he left Iraq, Paul Bremer is believed to have tapped his "favorite Iraqis" for the task, and arranged for...

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