Sir Alex Ferguson has told journalists at a Press conference earlier today, that although he has enjoyed a wonderful reign in charge of Manchester United, he regrets having a poor record in the Champions League. United have won the CL just twice u...
A spokesman for Manchester United has confirmed that the entire squad have been struck down, all contracting Swine Flu. It appears that Gary Neville, who recently visited Mexico, is the individual who carried the virus to a United training session...
In an amazing about turn, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed that he would sell Real Madrid (previously known as 'that mob') a virus after all. Ferguson, upset by the Spanish giants attempts to unsettle star striker Cristiano Ro...
Reports coming in state that 35 years young Manchester United legend Ryan Giggs is looking to buy the MEN Arena venue in central Manchester because he needs a bigger place to store his collection of medals, awards, diplomas, international caps, and a...
Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has applauded the decision by the Football Association to hire the services of well-known designer and presenter of BBC1 DIY home improvement programme, Changing Rooms, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, in a bid t...
Howard Webb agreed to an exclusive interview with The Spoof senior sports correspondent yesterday to explain his widely criticised penalty decision against Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday. I met him outside his detached four bedroomed property in Ch...
Premier league referee Howard Webb was appointed as the new director of Football for Manchester United yesterday. The news was greeted by delirious scenes of celebration around old Trafford as Webb was hailed as a "Messiah" who would ensure Mancheste...
When Manchester United trudged dejectedly off the pitch 2-0 down to Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford at half time, even the most diehard United supporter must have thought that the club's season had imploded. United's defence, seemingly impregnab...
Reports emerging from Manchester United's Carrington training ground this lunchtime would appear to suggest that the war of attrition being waged between Sir Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez has escalated to a whole new level. It has been confirmed...
Rafael Benitez confounded his critics by apologising to Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce at a hastily convened press conference earlier today. The normally calm and business like Benitez looked emotional as he said, "When I reviewed the footage fr...
In a surprise move, the Football Association has taken the unprecedented move of awarding Manchester United the Premiership title even with a number of matches still to go in the football season. Following the United win against Portsmouth, the ne...
It's been a long and gruelling season for Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, but the pressure on the Scot finally seems to have taken its toll, if a new video circulating the internet is to be believed. For Sir Alex, whose team are favou...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today unleashed a scathing attack against the FA groundsman responsible for preparing the Wembley Stadium pitch for yesterday's FA Cup semi-final defeat at the hands of Everton, and has called for the p...
The FA has released a statement on its website this morning to announce that the much-maligned pitch at the new Wembley Stadium will be torn up, after it was alleged by Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, that the pitch was "dead". Fergu...
Sir Alex Ferguson has announced that he is sending Italian football ace Federico Macheda on loan to Accrington Stanley, with immediate effect. The decision comes following the defeat in the FA Cup semi final. It is thought that Macheda's failure t...
It was there for the taking! A Wembley FA Cup Final appearance, the glory of silverware and a Cup winners medal to boot! All he had to do was slot the ball past Tim Howard. But then... Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United's record £30million signin...
Manchester United have been installed as odds on favourites to win this years FA Cup. This is despite losing the semi final to Everton during a penalty shoot out. Andy Fakeirishman, a leading soccer pundit for ITV said "I don't care what anyone sa...
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