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Funny story: Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

On Sunday, 97 year old Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the 13 million member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known more commonly as The Mormon Church) passed away due to complications from old age. His funeral will be held...

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Funny story: All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...

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Funny story: John Edwards Is In The Kingmaker Role

John Edwards Is In The Kingmaker Role

John Edwards sits in distant third place behind Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the Democratic Party Primaries. This position, however, could be his "golden ticket" to future success. If neither Clinton or Obama reach a 50% majority i...

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Funny story: Mrs. Clinton Says She is Now Ready to Adopt That Baby She Forgot About

Mrs. Clinton Says She is Now Ready to Adopt That Baby She Forgot About

Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby...

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Funny story: "Give Michigan and Florida Back The Delegates Now Since They Will Be For Me" - Clinton

"Give Michigan and Florida Back The Delegates Now Since They Will Be For Me" - Clinton

"Now that I would get the delegates for those two states, the Democractic Party should give them back," Ms. Clinton said today. "After all, it is unfair to discriminate against people from these states, they want me!".

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters

Hillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters

Wombtown, AL - (Zygote Insider) Having exhausted every living hairbrained scheme, scam and shenanigan to woo the uninformed, undecided and uncaring to vote for her in the 2008 primary elections, wannabe women presidential candidate H...

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Funny story: Tennagers should be banned from public places - Hilary Clinton

Tennagers should be banned from public places - Hilary Clinton

While nibbling on her hob nobs and crouching in a corner of TheSpoof.com studio, a frightened and hideous Hilary Clinton took precious time out of her 'Hob Nob time' to explain to our journalists exactly why she feels the youth - te...

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Funny story: Democrat's South Carolina Strategy Revealed

Democrat's South Carolina Strategy Revealed

Greenville, South Carolina (IPP) - The campaign strategy of Obama and Clinton has been revealed to the public by members of their staff.

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Funny story: Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...

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Funny story: Hillary Endorses Hillary: Emerging Candidate Finally Finds Herself

Hillary Endorses Hillary: Emerging Candidate Finally Finds Herself

NARCISSUS, Nev. - In the field of candidates for the 2008 presidential election, some are looking for a clear winner. For one person, that search is over.

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Funny story: There Will Be Blood In Hillary's Campaign

There Will Be Blood In Hillary's Campaign

A pin prick of a question about Hillary's White House experience is certain to raise an oil gusher of bloody questions. Often using her eight years in the White House as experience, (something Barack Obama doesn't have) how did this hands on...

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Funny story: Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...

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Funny story: Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.

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Funny story: Hillary: "The choice is Split Pea vs Black Eyed Pea"

Hillary: "The choice is Split Pea vs Black Eyed Pea"

COLUMBIA, SC - Senator Hillary Clinton in a speech to the Farm Workers of America gave some background to the 35 years of experience that she believes makes her the most qualified to be the next Democratic Presidential nominee; here is part of that speech:...

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Funny story: Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Barack Obama is feeling the noose tighten around his DNA as NATO Military Intelligence files threaten to expose him as a total ID fraud spawned from the frightening union of Hillary Clitoris and General Colon Bowel.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins Sir Edmund Hillary's endorsement!

Hillary Clinton wins Sir Edmund Hillary's endorsement!

MOUNT EVEREST, NEPAL: Shortly before his death on Friday, Sir Edmund Hillary endorsed Hillary Clinton. The 88-year old conqueror of Everest said: "I was a nobody and I made it to the t...

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