In a bold move that experts claim was designed to wrestle the minority vote away from surging Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton has announced a radical new policy that she "guarantees will be instated within 90 days of her inauguration."...
Off the Wall Street - (Primary Mess): A huge surge of City money is poised to pour into Hillary Clinton's campaign coffers amid reports Nancy Pelosi will veep on the former first lady's dream ticket.
Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she will wear the pants in the White House if she gets elected.
Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.
In a bold move that stunned her supporters and dismayed her advisors, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has revealed to the world that she used to be a man.
Explaining at the last CNN debate that she didn't know Bush's war gun was loaded when voting in favor of the Iraq Resolution, Hillary Clinton stumbled off message, rolling orphan Annie eyes, talking in terms of megalomaniac Saddam Hussein in...
Stop everything! We may soon have one front runner, Barack Obama, and no Hillary Clinton, even though the two have been running neck and neck in the past few weeks.
WASHINGTON-Hillary Rodham Clinton bit Barack Obama on the ear and prompted him into a fight in the debate because, sources say, Obama accused his rival and her husband, former President Clinton, of repeatedly making jokes about his ears.
In an effort to salvage support for her waning presidential candidacy, New York senator Hillary Clinton announced today that she will pose nude for Playboy Magazine.
Oprah Winfrey has thrown her extremely popular and even more jaw droppingly wealthy hat into the Presidential ring during an afternoon interview with former President Bill Clinton on her world wide syndicated talk show 'Oprah'.
Osama Bin Laden is expected to endorse Hillary Rodham Clinton as the Democratic presidential candidate today. The world's chief terrorist is rumored to favor Clinton because "she'll terrorize America in ways I never thought of."
A day after she took a thumping in the South Carolina Democratic primary, Hillary Rodham Clinton emerged with a gold-capped tooth and claimed she was black.
NASHVILLE, TN - In a stump speech to The Amputees of America, Senator Hillary Clinton approached the podium trailing a length of toilet paper from the leg of her Wal-Mart designer pant suit.
On Sunday, 97 year old Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the 13 million member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known more commonly as The Mormon Church) passed away due to complications from old age. His funeral will be held...
Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.
In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...
John Edwards sits in distant third place behind Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the Democratic Party Primaries. This position, however, could be his "golden ticket" to future success. If neither Clinton or Obama reach a 50% majority i...
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