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Funny story: Brown to tax elderly and infirm

Brown to tax elderly and infirm

Smokers and drinkers of Britain were raising a glass to Gordon Brown today as he relaxed the duty on cigarettes and alcohol in last nights budget.

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Funny story: Blair Admits That Brown Is a "Knobhead"

Blair Admits That Brown Is a "Knobhead"

Tony Blair, prime minister and shoe fetishist, let slip in an interview yesterday that he thinks his chancellor and likely successor, Gordon Brown, is a "complete knobhead", while secretary for window boxes, Margret Hodge said in a private...

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Funny story: New Labour Printing Error Claims Jordan to be Next Prime Minister

New Labour Printing Error Claims Jordan to be Next Prime Minister

A grave printing error has thrown egg into the faces of a number of rebel Labour MPs. The ministers, who are campaigning for the ousting of Tony Blair as leader of the Labour party and for him to be replaced by Gordon Brown as soon as possible, are s...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to introduce new Import Tax

Gordon Brown to introduce new Import Tax

Following an upsurge in the adoption of African orphans, the chancellor, Gordon Brown, is to introduce a new tax governing the importation of these children into the country.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Seen as Tony Blair's Natural after Party Conference Pink Room Breakfast Bar Meeting

Gordon Brown Seen as Tony Blair's Natural after Party Conference Pink Room Breakfast Bar Meeting

Tony Blair has announced today that he will bow down as leader of the Labour Party and stretch his legs outside the leadership crown bending over to Gordon Brown in an uncontested leadership change designed to avoid any further splits in the Labour P...

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Funny story: Bono Does Africa

Bono Does Africa

"It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa" , remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. "I have been assured by Gordon Brown - with w...

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Funny story: G8 forgives Gordon Brown's credit card debt

G8 forgives Gordon Brown's credit card debt

London. The Group of Eight (G8) Finance ministers, after meeting for a second day in London, reached a tentative agreement to forgive 100% of the debt owed by 18 countries. They have also agreed in principle to forgive all credit card debt fo...

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Funny story: Blair: "I wont quit" - resignation imminent

Blair: "I wont quit" - resignation imminent

Monday 9th May - London, England. Gordon Brown is believed to readying himself to make the short trip next door after his wife was spotted surreptitiously measuring the curtains at a recent Number 10 bash. Tony Blair's recent dismissal of cries f...

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Funny story: Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

DOWNING STREET, LONDON - It has today been revealed that the marriage of Tony and Gordon Brown is over and the two are to divorce. Friends of the couple have confirmed that the irreconcilable differences has caused the breakdown. Gordon's frie...

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Funny story: Blair On Suicide Watch

Blair On Suicide Watch

The British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been taken to Deepcut Barracks amid fears that he may take his own life. His close friend and fellow father, Gordon Brown, has released secret documents that show details of a new Labour campaign. If Tony B...

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Funny story: Chancellor in Hologram Shock

Chancellor in Hologram Shock

In a further twist to the Election 2005 Chancellor Gordon Brown has today announced that he is in fact a hologram and has been since the 1992 election and what is more has no intentions in relinquishing his hologram status either before or after the...

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Funny story: Brown & Letwin Clash Round the Bike Sheds

Brown & Letwin Clash Round the Bike Sheds

Conservative Shadow Chancellor, Oliver Letwin was said to recovering well after allegedly being beaten in a brawl with Gordon Brown.

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Funny story: Tories to Abolish Tax!

Tories to Abolish Tax!

Shadow Chancellor, Oliver Letwin has responded to Gordon Brown's budget by announcing that a future Conservative government would completely abolish taxation.

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Funny story: Gimme the Cash, Tone

Gimme the Cash, Tone

GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.

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Funny story: Brown Recommends New System for Britain

Brown Recommends New System for Britain

LONDON (AP) - Chancellor Gordon Brown has made it plain that he does not see Tony Blair's vision of "unremitting New Labour" as being "right" for a modern Britain.

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Funny story: It's Official: Brown To Challenge Blair For Party Leadership.

It's Official: Brown To Challenge Blair For Party Leadership.

Gordon Brown and his supporters today stunned Parliament by launching an official bid for the leadership of the Labour Party against Tony Blair. Under Party rules, 20% of all Labour MPs must support a leadership challenge. However, the usually prud...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to be Extradited to US

Gordon Brown to be Extradited to US

Home Secretary and fierce Blair Loyalist, David Blunkett has today announced that Chancellor Gordon Brown is to be extradited to the United States.

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