Crawford, TX - Amid rising cries that he has screwed over the American people, George W Bush today proposed that the American taxpayer screw itself.
President George W Bush of the United States has been declared mentally instable by the FBI. His lack of brain capacity was discovered when he was heard yelling and screaming obscenities around the White House.
Early today on the Oprah Winfrey Show, Oprah Winfrey bluntly ordered Mr Bush, Ron Paul and Britney Spears to take a bath, and put on some deodorant!...
United States President George W. Bush did something today that no sitting American President has never done: he filed a lawsuit against and individual while still in office. Bush filed the suit against Disney caroon character Jiminy Cricket in Wash...
With stocks falling, oil prices rising, jobs being outsourced to other countries and relations with the roiling Middle East choppy at best, President George W. Bush announced a full-scale plan to cut back Happy Hour by six minutes in the United State...
In keeping with Palestinian marriage traditions and to promote a lasting peace in the Gaza Strip and West Bank, President George Bush has given Condolezza Rice, the president's Secretary of State to Crown Prince Hussein Ibn Talal, of Trans Jordan...
RIYADH - The generous King Abdullah of the Saudi Empire, Lord of All the Earth by Right of Oil, has graciously consented to accept his quarterly tribute from Prince W of America in the form of
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Diana inquest heard today that just a few weeks before her death the Princess had a secret meeting with George W Bush in Manhattan, New York which may was videotaped by the CIA.
Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Bad Ass Mess): George Bush told his Sordid Arabian host King Abdullah today that he is now "twice the man I ever was" following nearly five years of subjugating the Iraqis.
Sordid Arabia - (AssoCIAted Mess): George W Bush is to be honored in Ancient Roman fashion during his continuing tour of oil-rich Middle Eastern despotic kleptocracies.
eBay - He dances, he sings, he cooks, and even cleans! He's the ever so wonderful, ever so eventful Michael Jackson. And he's up for auction on eBay!...
Manama, Bahrain - (Thriller Mess): The US tribute act known as George W Bush arrived in Manama today ready to thrash out a deal with the kingdom's Prince Abdulla Al-Khalifa who has sued the tribute artise calling himself Michael Jackson for over...
President Bush held a press conference Wednesday to declare that the squirrels that keep stealing his wife's wig have been successfully neutralized.
President Bush, fed up with watching reruns of The Office and Grey's Anatomy has decided to step in to "put an end to this television terrorism."...
Washington D.C. (Washington Post) - President Bush's meeting with Palestinian leaders and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas got off to a great start yesterday. On an impromptu conference call with Israeli and Iranian leaders the group came to a...
A small town in Nevada ravaged by flooding has become the victim of the latest White House goof. Instead of receiving the assistance and funding that residence need to hold back the waters and rebuild after the storms, they are instead, apparently,...
Israel - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): Pleading jet (s)lag and a pinched nerve in his abdomen, President Bush somehow managed to persuade Israeli PM Ehud Olmert today to take him to a holistic Tel Aviv brothel run on Kabbalistic principles by singer Ma...
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