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Funny story: Euro 2012: No pain in Ukraine as England avoid Spain

Euro 2012: No pain in Ukraine as England avoid Spain

England fans partied into the night after the hard fought 1-0 victory over hosts Ukraine which secured them a place in the quarter-finals of the tournament. There was even more reason to celebrate when news filtered through that France had been b...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Germany coach Joachim Low today stoked the fire in the hotly anticipated quarter-final clash with underdogs Greece by refusing to give them credit for getting to the knock-out stages. Low explained his comments at a press conference today "We were...

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Funny story: FIFA Boss Blatter Demands Goal Line Technology After England Win

FIFA Boss Blatter Demands Goal Line Technology After England Win

Head of world football, Sepp Blatter, has finally accepted that the time is right to introduce goal-line technology (GLT) into the game following England's progress into the Euro 2012 quarter-finals last night. The FIFA president tweeted that he f...

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Funny story: Was the Ball over the Line?

Was the Ball over the Line?

The question being asked after England's 1-0 win over the Ukraine was: WAS THE BALL OVER THE LINE BEFORE ROONEY HEADED IT? Numerous playbacks of the goal from various angles, including one from the top of Rooney's head, left a definite impression...

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Funny story: Additional Assistants "Absolutely Fine" Insist England

Additional Assistants "Absolutely Fine" Insist England

The FA have backed up their long standing view that the introduction of goal-line technology is completely unnecessary, praising the "stand-up job" done by UEFA's additional assistants in the wake of England's controversial 1-0 victory over the Ukrai...

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Funny story: UEFA Condemns Euro 2012 Hacker Attacks

UEFA Condemns Euro 2012 Hacker Attacks

UEFA chiefs spoke out against hacker attacks made on eastern European teams at Euro 2012 as in a series of concerted assaults unidentified hackers stole vowels from players' names in an attempt to sabotage TV commentaries. A spokesman angrily stat...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Italians tell Spanish & Croatians 'Don't Mess With the Two Two'

Euro 2012: Italians tell Spanish & Croatians 'Don't Mess With the Two Two'

Italian football chiefs today warned Spain and Croatia that they would demand a full UEFA investigation if the two countries draw 2-2 in tonight's final group match, and eliminate the Italians regardless of their result v Republic of Ireland. In a...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Is Wayne Rooney 'the new Jimmy Greaves?'

Euro 2012: Is Wayne Rooney 'the new Jimmy Greaves?'

Speculation was mounting last night that England boss Roy Hodgson was going to keep faith with the strikers that won the game v Sweden on Friday and not recall Wayne Rooney, available after suspension. Andy Carroll, substitute Theo Walcott and Dan...

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Funny story: England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

On the back of an unfancied England team's 3-2 victory over Sweden in Kiev last night, with goals from Andy Carroll, Theo Walcott and Danny Welbeck, UK bookies Gladbooks have made England the favourites to win just about everything - from the Greek e...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Harry Redknapp emerged as favourite for the Republic of Ireland job last night, less than 24 hours after parting company with Tottenham Hotspur. Republic of Ireland were the first team to be eliminated from the European Championships, following d...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp shocked the world of football today by leaving his cushty job at Tottenham Hotspurs and declared he will move to Monaco to spend more time with his family. After being overlooked for the England job - which he was installed as favou...

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Funny story: Ronaldo's Ego Escapes in Ukraine

Ronaldo's Ego Escapes in Ukraine

Reports from Ukraine this evening claim that the ego of Portugese superstar Christiano Ronaldo has escaped and is currently on the loose in the city of Lviv. The footballer had been celebrating his national team's thrilling victory over Denmark in th...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Roy Hodgson has secretly sent his CV to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch after the 1-1 draw between England and France at Euro 2012 after a comment from Patrice Evra in a post-match interview. When asked his opinion on England's defensive style of...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Italy's Antonio Cassano Confused Over Religion

Euro 2012: Italy's Antonio Cassano Confused Over Religion

More controversy at Eurovision 2012 in Poland/Ukraine last night, as Italy's Antonio Cassano became known as "a bit of an idiot" after a glaring error on the subject of religion. Known as a bit of an idiot by me, that is. Cassano, who had earli...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Speculation surrounded the ITV sports team last night when an anonymous twitter account said they were banned from the stadium. Viewers had noted during the England v France game that Adrian Chiles, Jamie Carragher and Gareth Southgate were in a s...

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Funny story: West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

The Olympic Steering Committee (or is that Beering committee) have finally come to a decision as to which football team will move into the white elephant that is the Olympic Stadium in Stratford. The committee have agreed that West Ham United will...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Football fans tonight joined together in unity to congratulate broadcaster ITV for their coverage of Euro 2012 Group D match England v France. Supporters were naturally worried that the commercial broadcaster was given rights to the opening match...

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