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Funny story: Trump Will Publish New Book, "Art of the Steal"

Trump Will Publish New Book, "Art of the Steal"

Mar-A-Lago, FL "Well, it looks like people really admire my business acumen since they elected me President even though I've lost a billion dollars. So I've taken some time off from my grueling job as President to have a ghostwriter pen me a new book...

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Funny story: Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump announced today that he will re-boot his old TV show, "The Apprentice," and it will be shot from the White House. On the new show, Trump will interview press secretaries, cabinet appointees, and any other of the...

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Funny story: Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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Funny story: Kiss-a-thon at G-7 could lead to more sanctions and tariffs

Kiss-a-thon at G-7 could lead to more sanctions and tariffs

The G-7 summit in Biarritz, France, over the weekend has led to increasing tensions in global economics. Particularly in play is a sensational moment involving Melania Trump and Canada’s prime minister, Justin Trudeau. Photographs reveal Ms. Tr...

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Funny story: Trump Declares Himself King of the Jews

Trump Declares Himself King of the Jews

President Trump is doubling down on his stance toward Jewish voters. Last week, the president stirred controversy when he implied that Jews who vote Democrat are "disloyal." "I think any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat," he said, "I think it s...

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Funny story: World Leaders Try to Lose Disruptive Trump at G-7 Summit

World Leaders Try to Lose Disruptive Trump at G-7 Summit

Biarritz, France Tired of having President Trump interrupt all the other delegates, and talk for hours about himself and his "accomplishments," the rest of the G-7 delegates met at an unknown location to talk, without telling Trump where they would...

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Funny story: Greenland to Consider Entering The Witness Protection Program

Greenland to Consider Entering The Witness Protection Program

In order to hide from the advances of Donald Trump, INTERPOL has discussed entering the country of Greenland into a witness protection program to hide the entire country from President Trump. "It has never been tried before, of course, but we feel...

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Funny story: Trump slaps sanctions on the FED for meddling in his 2020 election prospects.

Trump slaps sanctions on the FED for meddling in his 2020 election prospects.

In an explosive outburst that echoed around the Oval Office and shattered windows in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Mr Trump expressed his passionate dislike for the Federal Reserve. “I’m just #$%@ Fed Up” said POTUS, which triggered the universal Ital...

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Funny story: Trump offers San Francisco for Greenland, but only if Denmark apologizes

Trump offers San Francisco for Greenland, but only if Denmark apologizes

Mr. Trump is now reported interested in exchanging San Francisco for Greenland, but there is a caveat attached. First, according to WH press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, if Denmark has some reservations on acquiring San Francisco, the US is willi...

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Funny story: Greenland Files For Restraining Order Against Donald Trump!

Greenland Files For Restraining Order Against Donald Trump!

Denmark has filed in international court for an official restraining order against Donald Trump visiting or attempting to build any kind of "tower" in Greenland. "This restraining order prevents Donald Trump from coming within 500 miles of Greenla...

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Funny story: Scientists Still Looking for a Cure for Whatever It Is That Trump's Got

Scientists Still Looking for a Cure for Whatever It Is That Trump's Got

Science Town, USA "We knew it was going to be bad once we started looking into it" spoke a leading scientist at the most recent Science Convention. "Yes, but who would have thought it could be THIS bad--and it's spread to the whole family!" said...

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Funny story: Trump Reveals He’s God, But is Then Told by Danish Prime Minister that He Still Can’t Buy Greenland

Trump Reveals He’s God, But is Then Told by Danish Prime Minister that He Still Can’t Buy Greenland

Washington - After revealing to the world on the White House lawn that he is actually the Most High, Son of Man, Chosen One, Savior of Israel, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, President Trump was told by the Danish Prime Minister, nevertheless, his d...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens War with Denmark

Trump Threatens War with Denmark

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump, looking to save face as the world laughed at him for trying to buy Greenland, threatened to declare war on Denmark yesterday. "Greenland is part of our Manifest Destiny. If Denmark doesn't want to sell us wha...

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Funny story: Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary

Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary

Salt Lake City, UT - United States Senator Mitt Romney has agreed to take on Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for President. "It's time for a run," announced Romney in a midnight tweet. "And I'm not talking about a quick jog around the...

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Funny story: In a display of righteous indignation, Trump slaps sanctions on Greenland for obstructing purchase of Denmark.

In a display of righteous indignation, Trump slaps sanctions on Greenland for obstructing purchase of Denmark.

“I’ll get what I want to make America great again” said POTUS. “I have the right weapon,” he added, “to use against persons or countries who stand in my way-- Lethal Sanctions! Designed to bring whole nations to their knees. Look at what I have done...

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Funny story: President Trump loses total body control

President Trump loses total body control

After admitting that he accidentally watched Real Time with Bill Maher sources close to the president have confirmed that Trump has lost control not only of his eyes and ears, but most of the rest of his body as well. Most of the president's recent...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City, was released this morning as part of the probe into the...

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