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Funny story: 13,000 U.S. Psychiatrists All Agree That Trump Is Totally Bat Shit Crazy

13,000 U.S. Psychiatrists All Agree That Trump Is Totally Bat Shit Crazy

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that a poll was recently taken of 13,000 of the most respected and reputable psychiatrists in the nation. The results unequivocally showed what just about everyone in the country,…

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Funny story: The Real Story Behind Space Force

The Real Story Behind Space Force

It's been over a year since the orange-skinned President Trump touted the formation of something called 'Space Force', but there hasn't been much media coverage about it after the big annoucement, other than the flag cost American tax payers an estim…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House

President Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Trump traveled to Baltimore to see a hair specialist about getting some much-needed hair implants. It’s no secret that his hair is getting thinner and thinner with each 50 lies that he tells. Even his wife,…

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Funny story: 'Singa along 'a Don' - Trump's new Christmas album 'the greatest ever', he says

'Singa along 'a Don' - Trump's new Christmas album 'the greatest ever', he says

And now this. The outgoing President and his team have recorded a host of revamped Christmas melodies and smashed into the Billboard charts at No. 1. Together with Melania, Rudy G., Kayleigh Mac and the Ivanka Clan, Donald has created an unforget…

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Funny story: Kansas Refuses To Ban The Words Vagina & Penis

Kansas Refuses To Ban The Words Vagina & Penis

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – An evangelical group calling itself The Anti-Democratic Crusaders, has been trying for the past four years to get the words vagina and penis, banned from public places in Iowa, such as nail salons, strip lounges, mass…

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Funny story: Dewey Defeats Truman (For Realz This Time!)

Dewey Defeats Truman (For Realz This Time!)

There's a famous photo from the 1948 U.S. election showing the re-elected President Truman holding up an inaccurate copy of the Chicago Daily Tribune proclaiming 'Dewey Defeats Truman'. And now the estate of the late Thomas E. Dewey wants to make…

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Funny story: Putin Says Trump Is a #Loser

Putin Says Trump Is a #Loser

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Russia’s national news agency Comrade News, has expressed that President Putin is furious with Donald Trump, who he is calling the worst friggin president in the history of presidents. Vladimir Putin is really upset that T…

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Funny story: The Rats Are Abandoning The USS Trump

The Rats Are Abandoning The USS Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The USS Trump didn’t hit an iceberg, but the rats are jumping ship by the dozens. Trump boasts that he fired Barr’s back-stabbing butt, but, truth be told, Barr told Trump to stick his lying ways up his ass, and…

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Funny story: Trump literally a turd that will not flush

Trump literally a turd that will not flush

It has been five weeks since the US election, and there is no doubt that Joe Biden won - unless you live in the deranged world of Donald Trump's pathetic ego. Geoff Ballcock studies presidential pipes, and spoke exclusively to TheSpoof with his an…

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Funny story: Trump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby

Trump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News)- In a move that stunned even Trump sidekick, Lindsey Graham, the soon-to-be-not-president has fired his attorney general. GOPickly magazine is reporting that William Barr, (aka Chubby), who, for months and months,…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Makes a Stunning Comment About Trump

Mitch McConnell Makes a Stunning Comment About Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of Senator Mitch McConnell’s former senate aides has told RumorLand News that the senator from Kentucky is nothing but a two-faced hypocrite. The former aide said that, on several occasions recently, she over…

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Funny story: Hungarian Hackers Hack Trump's Computer

Hungarian Hackers Hack Trump's Computer

WASHINGTON , D.C. – (Satire News) – The President is furious after learning hackers from Hungary have compromised his personal computer. The group, calling itself Covfefe XYZ-83, say some of the info they have viewed would make Harvey Weinstein an…

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Funny story: The United Nations Says Russia Will Not Get Any C-19 Vaccines

The United Nations Says Russia Will Not Get Any C-19 Vaccines

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Secretary General of the United Nations, Antonio Guterres, has announced that Russia will not receive any Coronavirus vaccines when they become available. He stated that the UN’s 193 sovereign country members ha…

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Funny story: Trump appoints 18 Warped Republicans to SCOTUS in Operation Speed.

Trump appoints 18 Warped Republicans to SCOTUS in Operation Speed.

The U.S. Supreme Court suddenly found itself enhanced by 18 Republicans who surrendered their governorships for immediate appointment to the Supreme Court as justices. While America slept, Trump tweeted his new Executive Order: ‘In all 18 Red stat…

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Funny story: US Election to Finally be Deciided in the Ring

US Election to Finally be Deciided in the Ring

The job of most powerful crook in the world will no longer be held in doubt. The contest is to be decided by a WWE smackdown or "Presidential Grudge Match", as it is currently being advertised. Tickets for the fight are selling fast, and the UN is…

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Funny story: Man Is Looking Forward To January 20

Man Is Looking Forward To January 20

This year, 2020, hasn't been especially good for many people, particularly those who succumbed to the Coronavirus, COVID-19, and it's fair to say that most people will be glad to see the back of it, and to usher in a - hopefully - better new year on…

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Funny story: The Results of President Trump’s Year-End Physical Are Not Good

The Results of President Trump’s Year-End Physical Are Not Good

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, just gave him his annual year-end medical exam, and revealed that the results are not good. Dr. Fu Fi said that Trump appears to be in good shape - if he were 1…

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