WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold attempt to silence his critics, U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a nine-and-one-half minute bout of non-stop maniacal laughter during this past Tuesday evening's "State of the Union" address. The laughter - te...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Tired of having their leaders taken out by drones, a lower echelon al-Qaeda spokesman said that its terrorist branch in the USA plans to march on Washington as soon as they receive a waiver from being attacked by drones while asse...
North Korea confirmed on Tuesday that it had conducted its third, long-threatened rock throwing competition and it clearly got out of hand, as Rubes News reports. The asteroid will fly by below our satellites causing new imprecisions on the alread...
Washington, DC - Calling the health-related retirement of Pope Benedict XVI "a tragic opportunity," congressional leaders have declared that America will field a candidate in the upcoming election for the next pontiff. "It's a free world, isn't it...
Washington DC: A Washington DC newspaper has obtained a recording of a White house meeting between President Obama and his National Security Advisor discussing the use of armed unmanned drone aircraft against terrorists. The paper published a transcript. President: What's the latest rationale for unmanned drone strikes? National Security Advisor: Drone strikes are to be used only against ove...
Washington AC/DC - A presumed US-Chinese double agent is at the core of a CIA wiretap sting targeting hackers suspected of snooping for White House sex scandal cover-ups.** The traitor was discovered during a routine trawl of a Georgetown 'escort'...
POLITICAL FACEBOOK President Obama: Hello George. Are you there? 8:03 a.m. George Clooney: I'm right here Mr. President and how the heck are you doing sir? 8:07 a.m. President Obama: I'm good Georgie. And do tell me how is that gorgeous long-legged girlfriend of yours? 8:11 a.m. George Clooney: Which one? Just kidding. Stacey is in New York City shooting a high heel shoes commercial...
Washington DC - TheSpoof.com has confirmed Eric Gunholder will sue Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi. According to the suit, Ponzi spoiled the reputation of the Social Security Administration. Gunholder told TheSpoof.com in an exclu...
Shocked visitors to Disney Land spotted a malfunctioning Barack Obama android in the Hall of the Presidents. "It was shocking," said one visitor to the theme park. "I went to enjoy myself with my family and our day was ruined by the robotic Obama...
Obama is a blue blooded clone of King Tut. The History Channel has confirmed that Barack shares the same DNA as the Pharoah King Tut. More scary still Michelle Obama is a deadringer for King Tut's sister Nefertiti and the two daughters Malia and Sasha also resemble the children of King Tut and Nefertiti. Is Barack really a clone of an ancient Egyptian King? Said rival Mitt Romney; "Barac...
WASHINGTON, DC - It would seem that Chap is in the national doghouse once more as President Barack Obama announced to the White House press corps that he's grounded the "if I had a son" once more for participating in a public masturbating contest...
New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year's Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy. Called "Tu...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is glad to announce that the president's teleprompter that was stolen from the White House's News Media Room has been found. According to Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt he received a phone call from an...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has contacted President Nacho Winslow of Mexico and reminded him about a loan that the United States made to Mexico in 2002. President Obama was referring to a $13.7 million loan that was given to Mexico to help...
Barack Hussein Obama was arrested today for attempting to steal 50 trillion dollars worth of gold bars from the Ft. Knox gold reserve. Obama claims he was authorized to take the gold bars because he is President of the United States. However th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Las Vegas oddsmakers have the San Francisco 49ers as 3½ point favorites over the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII (47). Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that more money will be bet on this year's Super Bowl than i...
Washington DC: The Supreme Court is to hear oral arguments today in the case of Smith Vs Obama. Secret Service Agent Harry Smith, a staunch Republican, alleges that he was a special detail of one person assigned each morning to clean up the East Lawn...
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