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Funny story: The Great 2008 Presidential Dawg-Sled Race

The Great 2008 Presidential Dawg-Sled Race

Iditarod, Alaska - Oblivious to the impending avalanche predicted for November 4th, John McCain trudged on through the drifts of his campaign today. Delirious and frost-bitten, McCain rambled, "I love being the underdog. You know, every time that I'v...

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Funny story: The Fox Network Presents: "The Wasilla Hillbillies"

The Fox Network Presents: "The Wasilla Hillbillies"

QUEENS, New York - The Fox Network has approached John McCain and Sarah Palin about staring in a semi-reality quasi-situation comedy show named "The Wasilla Hillbillies." Genghis W. Frisbee a high-ranking Fox Network executive stated that since e...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Mocks Bellyaching Belugas! Republicans Will Be Extinct Long Before the Polo Bears and the Belugas!

Sarah Palin Mocks Bellyaching Belugas! Republicans Will Be Extinct Long Before the Polo Bears and the Belugas!

Sarah Palin, energy expert and optimist on threatened species has adapted her get tough on the bears philosophy to the Alaskan Inlet Beluga Whale. Earlier this year Palin refused to allow legislation preventing the use of polo bears in the popula...

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Funny story: Obama to Shaft Palin?

Obama to Shaft Palin?

New York charity givers were shocked by the antics of presidential candidates, Senators John McCain and Barak Obama, who whilst attending the annual Al Smith fund-raising dinner decided to swap stiff-neck politics for joking and japes. Senator McC...

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Funny story: Madonna running for VP

Madonna running for VP

In a late reverse of fortune, Barack Obama has decided to dump his Presidential side kick Joe Biden in favour of veteran pop personality Madonna. Obama received a phone call late yesterday from the Queen of Sleaze indicating that she has more tim...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Rocks SNL in 'Mirror, Mirror' Skit with Tina Fey as Her Reflection!

Sarah Palin Rocks SNL in 'Mirror, Mirror' Skit with Tina Fey as Her Reflection!

The remarkable resemblance between comic Tina Fey and even more comical Sarah Palin has sent ripples of giggles across the otherwise not very funny political landscape this year. Humor whizkids at SNL have come up with a real winner by casting...

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Funny story: McCain Finally Blames Palin For Low Poll Numbers

McCain Finally Blames Palin For Low Poll Numbers

HOBOKEN, New York - Well it appears that the honeymoon between Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin is finally over. McCain speaking before a crowd gathered at Sinatra Park in Hoboken said that he is extremely disappointed at the latest r...

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Funny story: Cuban Oil Gusher Brings Bush - Cheney - McCain - Palin to Havana!

Cuban Oil Gusher Brings Bush - Cheney - McCain - Palin to Havana!

Cuba has oil and suddenly Bush has developed a taste for all things Cubano! Four headed monster Bush-Cheney-McCain -Palin have mounted their brooms and flown to Havana for unprecedented and unqualified talks. Bush brought Osacar winning fi...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

(New York-NY) Showing up for her guest stint on this week's "Saturday Night Live", Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin took time out for an impromptu press conference. One of her answers has both parties claiming it for their own agend...

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Funny story: Palin Had Her Pipes Cleaned by Joe the Unlicensed, Tax-Scoff Law Plumber

Palin Had Her Pipes Cleaned by Joe the Unlicensed, Tax-Scoff Law Plumber

Halfway intelligent viewers of the last debate in John McCain's political life smelt a rat when the Repub candie said Joe the Plumber more than his ubiquitous old saw, my friends. Press investigations have revealed only hours after the debate tha...

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Funny story: Palin opens gift shop on her website

Palin opens gift shop on her website

Vice presidential hopeful Sara Palin now has a gift shop on her website with campaign related products designed to appeal to her most avid supporters. "Every cent will go toward the McCain/Palin ticket," said the staff member overseeing the endeav...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

As poll numbers for the McCain/Palin Republican Presidential ticket head south faster than college kids on Spring Break, self-proclaimed hockey mom, Sarah Palin, has begun to reach out to other mothers in the hopes of bolstering support. "The d...

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Funny story: Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Pythoner John Cleese has apologetically informed Michael Palin that he is no longer the funniest Palin. The rise of Sarah Palin has prompted comedy producers and directors to compete for the comic prowess of the Alaskan Ice Princess. Cleese...

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Funny story: Putin Escorts Palin to the GazProm

Putin Escorts Palin to the GazProm

Runner-up beauty queen, Sarah Palin appeared on the arm of Vlad the Impaler Putin at the Northern Lights energy Promenade, or the GazProm, named after Russia's government favored energy conglomerate. Palin explained that Putin just reared his hea...

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Funny story: Obama Claims that Willie Horton Endorses McCain - Palin

Obama Claims that Willie Horton Endorses McCain - Palin

A prisoner in a Federal penitentiary near Boston, William Horton, was granted a furlough by the US prison authorities. Mr Horton then went on a violent crime spree of horrendous proportions. Democratic Governor Dukakis of Massachusetts who had no...

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Funny story: McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

John McCain and Sarah Palin claim to have reduced their rabble rousing of the Republican racist refuse. That is until their appearance in the White House Portico today axe handles in hand. In a frightening flashback to the days of southern opposi...

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Funny story: Palin's Polytheist Propaganda:"Every child is beautiful before God, and dear to them for their own sake."

Palin's Polytheist Propaganda:"Every child is beautiful before God, and dear to them for their own sake."

Parsing the linguistic gobbeldy gook that VPILF Palin sprays, like oil from an Alaska gusher, would be impossible if not for many years of practice trying to discern the inarticulate W. Still even after transliteration the letters and deciphering the...

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