WASHINGTON, DC - Political analysts are debating the President's power under the 14th Amendment Public Debt clause "for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." Can Obama permanently remove the GOP and Tea Part...
The Democrats in charge of the asylum today welcomed Congressman David Wu's resignation but said he couldn't leave until he cast his vote on the impending debt crisis amendment. "We've got to keep 'those crazy republicans' from killing seniors r...
Orange County CA (AP) Defeated Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's new documentary "Undefeated" opened in selected theaters to abysmal ticket sales and largely negative reviews. The documentary, which some critics have termed, "a sickening self p...
We spoke with the author of this list, Inchcock Chambers, who only had time to tell us that he'd 'Tried to use only old/rare words for the letter definitions, and keep them applicable to MPs - he had to go home them, because they lock the cemetery gates early on a Thursday. M Mancation: (Maiming, Mutilating of hopes) E Exsibilation: (Collective hisses of disaproval M Modernicide: Killer of mo...
Thanks to Mr H Ogwash, for giving his permission for us use his article 'What you need to become an MP!', originally published in the 'Upper Denture Gazette' last May. Created and written while under the influence of anaesthetics and medications, in a haze of half conciousness and nurses adjusting his dressings, it was his first effort after having Cardiac surgery. He was to have had brain surg...
The latest submission to the Upper Denture Gazette Ode competition, by Inchcock, presented for your perusal. Beloweth you will find an ode written, About the Coalition, with whom I'm not smitten, Found on the back of the Beano, handwritten, In the hope that someone will listen! The Coalition was formed, and austerity they did enforce, It didn't stop the MPs from going to Ascot racecour...
Researchers have today uncovered conclusive proof that an Australian man who owns some newspapers is to blame for everything bad that happened in the last twenty years. "It's been a living hell" said Mr T.B, a former lawyer, "for years I had to do...
Britain is reeling after it emerged tabloid journalists have been doing their job properly for more than ten years. Politicians and media commentators are in a state of shock after it was revealed last week that reporters from national newspapers...
The following poetic diatribe was sent in by a 64 year old, sick, grotesque, unemployed, uneducated lower-class personage from Nottingham. The editor thought it sufficiently morose and applicable for it to be published in the 'Spoof'. The Times, Guardian, The Grots End Gazette, The Freemasons Monthly, and the Sun refused the offer of publishing. The News of the World was going to, but sadly...
The latest (July 2011) winner of the Sarcastic Political ode, in the Inchcock's Gazette publication, is Thebaldus Dimwhit, from Nottingham in the UK. The decrepit editor, who has already increased the circulation of the Gazette to 3 a month in the twelve years he's been in charge said; Mr Dimwhit, has updated his ode, while he was in hospital recovering from a split finger nail on his left foo...
Our decrepit reporter and crap ode writer, Inchcock, this week presents his pathetic attempt at collating his thoughts on the Coalition Government in rhyme. For their intentions, wishes, and desires, although they're not always benign, You cannot blame them; superiority is embedded in their bloodline, Their dishonest antics, leaves a bitter taste in the mouth, like quinine, Their preeminent...
For over 20 years, the Republican Party has been haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan. His legacy looms over the party like a spectral haute-lisse. Since Reagan's retirement the party has unsuccessfully searched for a replacement who could galvani...
The Nottingham council have organised, conducted and financed a survey, on what the Nottingham police officers actually think about the cut-backs of 289 of their number from the Service in the Nottingham area, and how they will affect them personally...
UK businesses should recruit more people from overseas rather than relying on unemployed young Brits who would much rather spend their time dossing about at their state funded home all day, according to unemployed young Brits. The request flies in...
Proponents of electoral reform were delighted today at the news that after wasting time with stuff no-one cared about like PR or AV or whatever, one of the real issues actually gripping the nation was to be decided by a plebiscite of the whole elect...
Recent concerns about the health of Baroness Thatcher have once again prompted fears that a coalition of senior Tories, Tabloid editors and those jerks who will do anything for a day off and the chance to wave a flag in public will force the rest of...
London - The Decryptz hacking group has vowed to reveal the names of 'vulnerable' members of the Cabinet who have managed to evade screwtiny of their shadowy past lives. A message on the Hackattack! blogsite today said 'a dozen' of David Cameron's...
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