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Funny story: Federico Macheda is Manchester United Genetic creation

Federico Macheda is Manchester United Genetic creation

There was shock in both the Sport and Scientific communities today as a Manchester United spokesman revealed that 17 year old star Federico Macheda was genetically created as part of a youth construction programme run by the club. It appears that...

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Funny story: Who The Hell Is Lindsay Lohan, And What Does She Mean To Us?

Who The Hell Is Lindsay Lohan, And What Does She Mean To Us?

Sir Alex Ferguson was today reportedly spitting feathers following Manchester United's failed bid to sign up Lindsay Lohan. Who nobody this side of the Atlantic has ever heard of. But who apparently has a huge lesbian following stateside. "When...

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Funny story: Manchester United make audacious new bid

Manchester United make audacious new bid

Cash rich Manchester United has dipped its toe in a new transfer market causing their trade mark controversy in the process. Following the weekend's photo's of United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving a Berlin restaurant with German Chancellor,...

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Funny story: Christiano Ronaldo Quits Man Utd

Christiano Ronaldo Quits Man Utd

Christiano Ronaldo, after months of speculation, has finally confirmed that he is to move away from Manchester United. Ronaldo has been plying his trade at Old Trafford for 'some' years now, and many people in many places assumed that he would con...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss In Chewing Controversy

Manchester United Boss In Chewing Controversy

Bad news just keeps on cropping-up for the Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson! This morning, he was at the centre of a new and potentially-damaging controversy over his touchline behaviour during games, and more specifically, his penchant f...

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Funny story: Manchester United Bottle Gone

Manchester United Bottle Gone

There were disappointed fans at Old Trafford tonight after the Champions League quarter-final first-leg match between Manchester United and FC Porto ended in a 2-2 draw, giving the Portuguese side a distinct advantage going in to the second leg next...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans Incensed Over Proposed Name Change

Manchester United Fans Incensed Over Proposed Name Change

Violent disorder broke out in Manchester tonight in the wake of the club's 3-2 victory over a plucky Aston Villa, following news that the club's American owners were preparing for a rebranding of the club, beginning with a name change. "United's a...

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Funny story: 17 Year Old Italian Loses Virginity In Manchester

17 Year Old Italian Loses Virginity In Manchester

Ecstatic scenes today in Manchester as 'Fred The Red' Macheda, with back to goal, took one touch before curling a sublime right footed shot beyond the grasp of a desperate Brad Friedel and ever onward into the net, sealing a 3-2 victory for Mancheste...

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Funny story: Manchester United All Set To Kick Ass

Manchester United All Set To Kick Ass

Manchester United have had enough. And that's official. Following complaints that the Premiership was turning into a one horse race, United capitulated to an embarrassing, soul destroying defeat against the scouse hun, and a defeat away to a bunch of...

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Funny story: Berbatov Out With Mood Injury

Berbatov Out With Mood Injury

Manchester United have been rocked just hours before their Sunday clash with Aston Villa after striker Dimitar Berbatov was ruled out for two weeks with a mood injury. The sullen Bulgarian star suffered the problem in the 2-0 defeat at Fulham two...

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Funny story: Old Trafford Baby To Make Net Bulge

Old Trafford Baby To Make Net Bulge

Manchester United have confirmed reports that Sir Alex Ferguson is to have another baby. An official spokesperson revealed "Yes, it's true. He is expecting another son. He will call him Wayne." Sir Alex has been fathering children for many years.

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Funny story: Manchester United and Liverpool squads for Saturday's game

Manchester United and Liverpool squads for Saturday's game

Here is the Man United squad for Saturday's match: Edwiny van der Sarsy Gary Nevillesy Patricey Evrasy Oweny Hargreavesy Rioey Ferdinandsy Wessy Brownsy Cristiany Ronaldosy Andersonsy Dimitary Berbatovsy Wayney Rooneysy Ryany Giggsy Benny Fostersy Parky Ji-Sungsy Pauly Scholesy Mikey Carricksy Manager: Alexy Fergsy And the Liverpool one: Diegy Cavaliersy Andry Dossenas...

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Funny story: Manchester United Supporter Found Floating In Atlantic

Manchester United Supporter Found Floating In Atlantic

Reports are coming in that a man was picked up by the Portuguese Coastguard, having been mysteriously cast adrift in the Atlantic Ocean. Miraculously, the man was alive. Portuguese Coastguard Muslimo Ronaldinho told us: "The man was picked u...

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Funny story: Man Utd Ejects Ashley Cole

Man Utd Ejects Ashley Cole

After booting should be lobotomized Looney Rooney, Castrato singer and soccer afficionado, Fabio Acapello sent not merry old soul, Ashley Cole, the mad drunk of Manchester packing. Acapello told the Rude Footballers Tabloid that drunks are ten pen...

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Funny story: Are Manchester United In Meltdown Mode?

Are Manchester United In Meltdown Mode?

Following Manchester United's second defeat in a week, and Liverpool's triumphant resurgence, scoring four against Real Madrid, four at Old Trafford against United, and five at Anfield against Aston Villa, pundits have been asking the question: Ar...

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Funny story: Manchester United To Change Team Badge

Manchester United To Change Team Badge

After their miserable and bad-tempered 2-0 defeat to Fulham at Craven Cottage yesterday, last year's Premier League champions Manchester United were forced to face the grim reality that their title might just be slipping away from them. United, no...

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Funny story: Fergie Cracks At Cottage Crash

Fergie Cracks At Cottage Crash

Sir Alex Ferguson, the knight of the realm and professional Scotsman was left fuming at events at Craven Cottage today. As Fulham beat Manchester United 2 0 he was left red faced and angry. Two of his star players were sent off during their 2 0 d...

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