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Funny story: Republicans have the pregnant or hanging chads - Democrats the so-called Superdelegates

Republicans have the pregnant or hanging chads - Democrats the so-called Superdelegates

Washington, D.C. - Even with Obama's stunting success in winning more state delegates than Clinton, Hillary still holds a commanding lead over him in the number of "uncommitted" supperdelegates (elected officials) she controls going int...

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Funny story: Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates

Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates

Reports have surfaced that Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is in communication with General Zod, Ursa, and Non to "help make the superdelagates see things more clearly." Clinton denies the reports stating that she has neve...

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Funny story: AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

(New York-NY) Famous popular fiction author John Grisham, whose mega selling novels include "The Firm" and "The Rainmaker", says he doesn't care if he's remembered 50 years from now.

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Funny story: Legions of American Racists Back Obama

Legions of American Racists Back Obama

It turns out that most racists are also sexist. In a shocking move, racists across the United States have come together to offer their support to Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

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Funny story: Hillary Secretly Working on "Double-Divorce" Option

Hillary Secretly Working on "Double-Divorce" Option

Realizing that her dynamic competition, Barack Obama, is inching ahead and may pull off the most exciting Democratic Party Presidential nomination ever, Hillary Clinton is...

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Funny story: Clinton bumps manager, will grind out campaign

Clinton bumps manager, will grind out campaign

Hillary Clinton replaced campaign manager Patti Solis Doyle on Sunday after what insiders called the Pantsuit Debacle.

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Funny story: Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

BOSTON, MA - The current campaigns for the nominees to the Republican and Democratic parties has had plenty of twists and intrigues. It remains to be seen whether the latest story making the rounds of diners, water coolers, Tupperware parties, and th...

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Funny story: Obama Drives Dump Truck of Dirt to Hillary's House!

Obama Drives Dump Truck of Dirt to Hillary's House!

In a symbolic action worthy of the Jewish prophets, Barack Obama drove a dump truck full of dirt to the home of rival Demo Candy HR Clinton.

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Funny story: Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Rehab, NC: Rightwing radio host Rush Limbaugh announced his support for Democratic candidates Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama today, denouncing fellow Republican John McCain as "too liberal".

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Funny story: Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Announces Radical New Slavery Plan

Hillary Clinton Announces Radical New Slavery Plan

In a bold move that experts claim was designed to wrestle the minority vote away from surging Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton has announced a radical new policy that she "guarantees will be instated within 90 days of her inauguration."...

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Funny story: Big money ready for Clinton/ Pelosi dream ticket announcement

Big money ready for Clinton/ Pelosi dream ticket announcement

Off the Wall Street - (Primary Mess): A huge surge of City money is poised to pour into Hillary Clinton's campaign coffers amid reports Nancy Pelosi will veep on the former first lady's dream ticket.

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Funny story: Pants for Hillary - and none for Bill

Pants for Hillary - and none for Bill

Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she will wear the pants in the White House if she gets elected.

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Funny story: Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Announces Past Sex Change, Gains Popularity

Hillary Clinton Announces Past Sex Change, Gains Popularity

In a bold move that stunned her supporters and dismayed her advisors, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has revealed to the world that she used to be a man.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Didn't Know Bush Gun Loaded

Hillary Clinton Didn't Know Bush Gun Loaded

Explaining at the last CNN debate that she didn't know Bush's war gun was loaded when voting in favor of the Iraq Resolution, Hillary Clinton stumbled off message, rolling orphan Annie eyes, talking in terms of megalomaniac Saddam Hussein in...

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Funny story: Democratic National Committee Discovers Hillary's Secret Agenda

Democratic National Committee Discovers Hillary's Secret Agenda

Stop everything! We may soon have one front runner, Barack Obama, and no Hillary Clinton, even though the two have been running neck and neck in the past few weeks.

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