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Funny story: Hillary Quits

Hillary Quits

Didn't Hillary quit during the last debate? She appeared to capitulate near the final minutes after being tagged by Barack Obama for voting to authorize the war in Iraq. Instead of eyes fixed on Obama, she began looking down at her lap, smiling...

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Funny story: Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

WASHINGTON - In the last two months, Barack Hussein Obama has built a commanding coalition among U.S. voters and is now viewed as the candidate best able to beat war veteran John McCain in the 2008 election.

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Funny story: Obama Rebuts African Dress Photos With Clinton Nudies

Obama Rebuts African Dress Photos With Clinton Nudies

Barack Obama's campaign is outraged with Clinton staffers who reportedly released photos of their candidate in traditional African garb.

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Funny story: Obama robed as a Klansman is 'Clinton smear"

Obama robed as a Klansman is 'Clinton smear"

Barack Obama is fighting for his political career after a picture of him dressed as a KKK Imperial Wizard appeared on an internet site. It has sparked heated exchanged between himself and rat-faced fellow Democratic nominee Hillary C...

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Funny story: Oprah Endorses Barack, Her Vajayjay Endorses Hillary

Oprah Endorses Barack, Her Vajayjay Endorses Hillary

Chicago--Media mogul Oprah Winfrey reiterated her support of Barack Obama in his bid for the Democratic nomination just moments before her vagina expressed its own support for Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton about Barack Obama: "I Did Have Sexual Relations With That Man"

Hillary Clinton about Barack Obama: "I Did Have Sexual Relations With That Man"

Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is once again making big headlines. And this time she is trying to bring Barack Obama down with her.

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Funny story: Darth Vader runs for president

Darth Vader runs for president

Just hours after Ralph Nader has announced he is to run for president, Darth Vader has also thrown his helmet into the presidential ring.

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Funny story: Republicans have the pregnant or hanging chads - Democrats the so-called Superdelegates

Republicans have the pregnant or hanging chads - Democrats the so-called Superdelegates

Washington, D.C. - Even with Obama's stunting success in winning more state delegates than Clinton, Hillary still holds a commanding lead over him in the number of "uncommitted" supperdelegates (elected officials) she controls going int...

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Funny story: Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates

Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates

Reports have surfaced that Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is in communication with General Zod, Ursa, and Non to "help make the superdelagates see things more clearly." Clinton denies the reports stating that she has neve...

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Funny story: AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

(New York-NY) Famous popular fiction author John Grisham, whose mega selling novels include "The Firm" and "The Rainmaker", says he doesn't care if he's remembered 50 years from now.

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Funny story: Legions of American Racists Back Obama

Legions of American Racists Back Obama

It turns out that most racists are also sexist. In a shocking move, racists across the United States have come together to offer their support to Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

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Funny story: Hillary Secretly Working on "Double-Divorce" Option

Hillary Secretly Working on "Double-Divorce" Option

Realizing that her dynamic competition, Barack Obama, is inching ahead and may pull off the most exciting Democratic Party Presidential nomination ever, Hillary Clinton is...

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Funny story: Clinton bumps manager, will grind out campaign

Clinton bumps manager, will grind out campaign

Hillary Clinton replaced campaign manager Patti Solis Doyle on Sunday after what insiders called the Pantsuit Debacle.

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Funny story: Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

BOSTON, MA - The current campaigns for the nominees to the Republican and Democratic parties has had plenty of twists and intrigues. It remains to be seen whether the latest story making the rounds of diners, water coolers, Tupperware parties, and th...

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Funny story: Obama Drives Dump Truck of Dirt to Hillary's House!

Obama Drives Dump Truck of Dirt to Hillary's House!

In a symbolic action worthy of the Jewish prophets, Barack Obama drove a dump truck full of dirt to the home of rival Demo Candy HR Clinton.

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Funny story: Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Rehab, NC: Rightwing radio host Rush Limbaugh announced his support for Democratic candidates Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama today, denouncing fellow Republican John McCain as "too liberal".

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Funny story: Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.

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